Apr. 30th, 2013

...Are you INSANE?!

Can't you find some other place to put me in?! ~~Just no museums, okay? Or crazy islands where you're forced too-! Just don't put me anywhere that can damage my mental health!!~~

hatedbyfanboys

You ask me that question every year. Yes, I know what day it is. Why would I forget when my wife pounded it into my head during the mission 4 years ago? You wouldn't let me forget anyways - considering you had to renew my account since it ran out yesterday. What timing.

It'd... sort of be nice if you did something with me other than memes. I don't say that often but I'm getting a little restless.

Just a thought. ~~That I'll probably regret later.~~

sacrificial_torch

In the end it seems everything worked out in my favor, mmm? Although, dear Mundane-chan... I might honestly be a tiny bit offended if everyone passes up such a golden opportunity. Ah, what is it-- my face?

[His tone is serious, but Ash is holding back a giggle.]

Oh well~ I guess you should have just listenened to me, non?

almagest

So once again you pull my strings, yet lead me nowhere.

Your repeated incompetence is beginning to wear my patience thin.

sanguinarius

I wish you'd make up your mind. I'm stretched thin and exhausted with all the directions you've pulled me in. I'm actually grateful for the encounter with Alucard, if only because it's forced you to make decisions regarding me. And, you know, they're decisions you'll have to stick with, especially if I'm going to the same place. Someone must be there to make him heel, after all.

--Can you imagine? How much easier my life would have been if my own prince were bound to me in such an irrevocable manner. I could have, perhaps--

But no. Things would have gone badly with Jonathan, regardless, and our son still would have died, and I would have still--

I think I hate you a little for this.

ineuphony

I can't avoid this at all, can I? ( a long sigh. ) -- I guess I should cherish this last week of peace and quiet.

pillars_of_konoha

Iiiii don't really remember who that lady was, mun.

[ Still in denial about being sort-of Daddy to Tenzou ]

heavyweaponsgirl

[she doesn't say a word.

she just glares at her mundane, silently. menacingly.

she is DARING her to say something.

come on, tiny fat computer woman. make her day.

that's so fucking cute I'm going to cr--]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!!

[THAT'S IT WHERE'S THAT FOURTH WALL AT SHE IS GOING TO TEAR THROUGH IT KOOL-AID MAN-STYLE]

shriekqueen

Uguguguuuuuu! No, no, no! Ibuki can't be shipped off to the horrible, terrible, scarifying, murder tower of doom!

... No, really. Spoilers! Waaaay too many spoilers!

Ibuki wants to meet everyone there, though! Superheroes, and robots, and aliens!
And all you can eat buffets!

No just kidding, I made the last one up! Gyahaha!
But still! Promise Ibuki, Mun-chan! Once everyone's all spoiled rotten, send Ibuki to the tower full of superheroes and aliens!!

little_terror

I wanna go out!

I WANNA GO OUT!

Moooooooooou!!! Mun-chan!!!!!!

pearloftheorient

[She's laid out on a hammock, fanning herself idly with a fan made of woven dried grass.]

Mun-sis, I can't stand this heat! We so need to go to the beach. Like, right now. I'm going to meeeeelt.

agentsix

[Six does not look amused. But when does he ever.]

I take it you mean to go through with this.

I'll have you know I am not going to be piloted by anyone who is hesitant about anything. In my line of work, you hesitate and you're dead. Do I make myself clear?

[Crystal.]

Good. I'll be monitoring you from here on out.

hamsterchaoslord

I'm quite content in waiting for you to choose a FITTING AND WORTHY game for me, Mundane. I, however, do not appreciate being thrown into such callous and ridiculous things as 'memes' and things... How dare you? I am no puppet to be controlled, I am Your Future Dark Master!

Hurry up! I'll never be home in time to take care of the animals at this rate.

rosewhipmyhair

I'm beginning to wonder if you're stretching yourself too thin, mundane. More time does not necessarily equate to being able to do more things.

... a hiatus is forthcoming. Please use that time productively. I'd rather we not be burdened with high levels of stress.

exploitations

Ah, Champion. A brave endeavor such as this should be rewarded! After all, to take on a black dragon, nay, the last of the Black Dragonflight... Few would have the courage!

Together, Champion, we will embark on this new journey. While I regret leaving Azeroth at such a crucial time, I am quite interested to see what this new world has in store. Will it hold as much beauty as the Veil? Will its mortals be as fascinating as the races across the four continents?

So many answers to seek. But first... Perhaps we should find somewhere for a drink. One, I hope, that will be as exemplary as what Tong serves.

countdooku

I must confess I do not get the reason that the keywords for the icons amuse you so. Though I would like the answer to some of the questions in them at some point.

Just who is this 'Saruman' and why do you keep comparing him to me? Perhaps you might also explain just what a Hobbit is and why I should be taking anyone to 'Isengard' wherever that may be.

Anyway, you should quit distracting yourself with such foolishness and get to work on that application if you hope to have it done before the deadline.

gadjos

Cute. Real cute.

[A teeny tight smile, which promptly falls flat.]

Think I'd rather shoot myself in the face, but thanks for the offer.

demonophobic

...w-why won't any games t-take me?

I want to, to m-make friends and put e-everything that happened behind me. S-so I can have f-fun again. But everywhere we l-look just w-won't let me in. Even t-though canon's over for me, and, a-and I'm doing better than b-before, I don't want to j-just sit around forever.

assholewithagun

Nice to see you've finally fuckin' remembered I'm here, Mun.

[The smile on his face is a pure physical manifestation of his sarcasm at the current time and it isn't long before that smile curves itself into a unwelcoming scowl. He points -- more jabs but he likes to think he did it politely -- at his Mun, obviously not pleased with whatever is on his mind.]

And keep that creepy motherfucker away from me before I break my promise not to shoot people, alright?

bloodiedblackrabbit

You know, your head's going to hurt from going so fast. I can't have my manservant's head exploding on my so suddenly, much less when I just got here.

[But it's addictiiiiiiiiiiing... @_@]

And you let yourself get addicted, idiot. Now stop for a while so you can take care of other matters. That blue-haired smart mouth isn't going to wait too long for you to finish that application, and those tags of yours are going to catch dust.

[You won't let me read more until I get those done, will you? ;_;]

Of course not. If my manservant can't even handle his own duties, what good is he?

[Even if I didn't offer meat in exchange for letting me read some more?

...At that moment Alice's eyes seemed to glimmer with...frightening enthusiasm.]

Meat? Where!?

eidetikerwill

After this week, I almost wish I had told them I was with the FBI instead of a diesel boat mechanic.

[A turn of his head, a few flecks of rust and dirt from his hair. Nothing like being covered in old oil and sweat after a too hot week in the engine room to try to help get the Charon running again.]

Being exhausted I'm not dreaming much. There's that.

[Sleep might be in short supply but not moments where he swears he catches sight of a man with maroon eyes far down one of the many dark hallways or hearing You owe me awe! echoing through the hold from all directions.]

No, I don't need them here, any of them. There aren't any bars, chains or guards. The ship is one big prison, and I'm trapped here along with the rest of the madmen. Let's not add more, okay?

dancingflame

And here I thought you had forgotten about me. This is touching.

bitchwings

Soooo it's kind of a hole-fest in your head here. Seriously, who doesn't have even a couple guys in their head? I mean you've got dog-breath, but he's got a stone so far up his ass even his girlfriend won't shut up about it.

So like, can you just drop me off somewhere? Fuck, I'll take a musebox, like I give a shit. Lemme go do something, fight some bitches, get laid, whatever. C'moooon, help a girl out?

mindblast

And here I was just getting used to seeing my friends and family get hurt and disappear one by one.

diditforthejob

Heh...

[Sits back in seat and shakes head slowly...]

Really? You think you have what it takes to be on par with first mate of the Nirvana? As if I don't already have enough to do with organizing the study, you took it upon yourself to give me an unexpected vacation. Thanks, but no thanks. I don't have time to be wasting, playing games. With the Harvest successfully thwarted, there is too much to be done in the wake of such a fragile peace between Taraak and Mejeir...

[Mun whispers... and suddenly her face flushes a bit and grips the whip at her side.]

W-What does Bart have to do with anything?!

perhapsyouveheardofme

[ _{he's silent for a long while, half-laying in his favourite lounge chair, and keeps moving his hands and opening his mouth as if he's aiming to start talking but decides against it.

any time, Holmes. any freaking time.

finally he speaks, leaning forward a bit.} ]

I-

[ _{no no no that's no good. he purses his lips, touching them with a finger, and starts again.} ]

Do not mistake my concern as an ungrateful gesture, dear lady, for there is nothing further from my mind. I am honoured to have been brought forth again, and doubly so to already have a purpose in mind. [ _{gasp, shock! he's being civil! AND polite. overly polite, even. he must really mean business.} ] I simply have my doubts that, perhaps, your choice could mean anything but the starkest of ruin for me. You've decided- from what I understand, rather hastily -to cast me down unto a wet and war-torn city, knowing there is strife, knowing my particular fondness of chemistries and new compounds, knowing their primary issue lies in a particularly destructive AND inescapably addictive substance that I would no doubt be drawn to as if a moth to candle-light--

[ _{he's been getting progressively louder and more hysterical- insomuch as he can be -and he's now lifted himself from his chair, standing and pacing forward.} ]

Knowing all of this, you have still decided, perhaps, to send me along and, ah, what is it? Hope for the best?

[ _{he is SICK WITH THIS. he turns around and pouts for a bit, shakily lighting a pipe.} ]

_{I did promise the good Doctor I would consider cutting back upon my substances and now you are literally thrusting a needle beneath my nose. And not even a particularly friendly needle, tsk tsk.}

[ _{he turns again. looks like his diatribe is not yet ceased.} ]

And I have not even yet begun to complain upon the matters of several nasty Colonels- one of which I am certain has not yet forgiven me for, ah, the manner in which we concluded our business -but another, less savoury and much less respectable version of the Professor, and you know my feelings on the man!

[ _{mAN you are pretty when you're mad at me.} ]

I shall not stand for this injustice! [ _{sure, sure.} ]

And MIGHT you reconsider gifting me again? My wardrobe is quite lax with only fifteen pieces, and that simply will not do, especially not in company. [ _{I promise literally nothing unless you're in a game, sir.} ]

eternally

Okay, okay, I get the irony: me, encouraging you to do hard work and make deadlines and all, but if anyone could use a bit of fun it's the people stuck in that Tower place, right? Besides, they'll be able to see me and talk to me; whatever else is there, I can handle it.

Alright? Alright. So let's go!

unicorn_rider

I'm very happy to have made the cut, Miss Writer. Especially with so many other characters up here. Even if it's a while away, though, I do have one little complaint. It's the username, you see. Misha lets me ride him, true, but... he's not really a unicorn, and more than that, he's my best friend. He gives me a lift because I need it, not because he's some beast. I'm not sure this is the best name, even if it's not really wrong.

[...Misha?]

What? He needed a name so everyone in my family could talk to him, and Mikhail worked. He's still my little Misha, though, even if he's gotten bigger now. [Anna beams, with maternal pride.] They grow up so fast. It'll be good to spend time with him again and meet some new people. Don't worry too much about the application, though. They don't even open up until the fourth of May. You've got plenty of time, Miss Writer.

justamobster

You said we'd get back in the swing of things once you got that book done, yeah?

Look, kid, stick t'your guns. Finish it. Then look at games and start thinkin' 'bout your apps or whatever you call 'em. Conrit and me, we ain't goin' nowhere.

justdewitt

I appreciate the effort t'find me a face more fitting, 'cause the Vox posters sure as Hell weren't cuttin' it, but are you sure you want to add to your workload?

I can handle the overtime, but I'm a little more concerned about you.

practicenotrequired

All right, mun-lady! We're already off to a pretty good start, so you've got no reason to be nervous! You're thinking way too hard into this, really! Relax a little, okay? Don't get too self-conscious over a thing like this. You've already done everything you can, so just jump right into it!

The hell are you getting so worked up about, anyway?

drsexymd

[This song is playing over and over in the background. You're welcome.]

Someone help me.

It won't stop. I've been listening since she picked me up. At first I thought it was funny too but then it kept looping.

Is this for the Tuesday thing? Come on, Mun, you were laughing at that, I know you were - turn that song off, please, it stopped being funny a long time ago...

Dad - if by some minute snowball's chance you're actually still out there - I'm praying, right now. Ape-style. Get me out of here. This is unfair punishment!

[Disclaimer: not actually as distressed as he looks. As clued by the way he sits back after his little speech and begins unwrapping a boiled sweet.]

I could do better with my arms tied behind my back.

Current Mood: bored

plutothepup

[Devil Pluto appears above Pluto's head.]

Alright, mundane!  You got the mutt to have his heartfelt reunion with the mouse!

Now, why don't you let him have some real fun?

Have him chew up people's newspapers!  Knock over their garbage cans!  Defecate in their yards!

[Pluto growls]

Ah, shaddup!  You know you wanna do those things!  And if the mundane let's me have my say....you will!

openyourheart

H-Hey Mun, you know I know what this is, right? You're not thinking about sending me to any of these places, are you? I only just got out of the Netherworld, can't I spend some time in the human world for at least a little while?

Please?

B-Besides! I promised to be Lord Mao's servant forever, didn't I? That means you're not the only one who has to sign off on this!

...

Ahehe...actually, on second thought, I'd rather not have my fate in his hands either. ["EXPERIMENTS"]

closetshark

You do realize I am going to completely lose whatever scant credibility I have.

Singing ridiculous songs, dancing about in public and the whole nonsense of the upcoming shadow event are going to make me look a buffoon.

And then I'm going to die in June because that little idiot couldn't handle someone not coddling him and precious feelings.

The price you're having me pay to return to life is also... disturbing to say the least.

On top of that you actually want the rabbit or Sandy to show up and make me even more miserable.

I honestly have no idea what to do with you anymore.

myfairlady

Hello! It's been a while, hasn't it?

... Oh, don't worry too much. I've always been ready.

iamabsolutelyflawless

What're you so sad for? C'mon, we'll find a place for me. So those places aren't down with rap. Doesn't mean all of DW is a style-free zone. Perk up, Mun. We'll find some place to rock. Maybe the pony place you were looking for. It'd be bitchin' to be able to fly, y'know? Don't sweat it.

Imma be fine. You know how I do.

[...you're not black, Jaden. Stop.]

Hey, it got ya to smile, didn't it? That's what I'm here for. I'm supposed to be the happy muse, so I don't want no frowns up in here. We're going to kick ass.

memorycollector

A home? I already have one of those. And I don't think the places you're looking at will really be quite like the Tooth Palace. You have to remember I have a job to do, mun! My fairies are fighters, but they can only do so much without me. How would you like it if someone plucked you right out of work and sent you to some strange place? Granted my job is just a little more important, but the principle is the same!

Please, just reconsider all of this. I have to help protect the children.

Though...I suppose there might be children at these games that need protecting, too. And there seem to be so many different guardians around here...

Oh, don't think I'm agreeing with you! I still think it's a bad idea, but if I can help children wherever I go, then I suppose it would do some good.

highnessheinous

Ohh, it's you again.. I thought you died!

Well, whatever it is you want from me, the answer is no! Absolutely not! I'm done with cities and card games and being dragged around like some helpless play-thing! All this running around distracts me from what's most important- being absolute ruler of everything! And that's precisely why this whole... being-your-muse-thing just won't work out!

It's all or nothin', bub! Miseryville or bust! Either I'm running my own planet, or-

[Or?]

..O-or... I could consider your arrangement. After a thoughtful weighing of the pros and cons. ...Don't give me that look! This is entirely by my own choice.

hackingyoursensors

( Cut for Injustice spoilers )

bindingfates

...your feelings are all over the place. You don't seem to feel you are suitable to be my mundane.

However, I don't feel you're an unsuitable mundane.

( he smiles )

I think my judgement is pretty sound. (he chuckles) I haven't been proven wrong yet anyway.

tribaltrance

Depending on the canonpoint you take me from, mun, Dagger might just kill me for this ~~and I might not be able to forgive myself...~~

If not, I am so okay with this.

All on you, mun! You can do it!

whiteface

I just really like to watch you.

Will you let me?

objectioning

[He just smiles wryly.]
(What is with me and attracting teenage girls? Geez...)

You know, I think this is the first time you and I have actually had a talk. You, uh, been doing well?
(...Now I wonder if it's actually a good thing that she prefers that kid to me.)

I guess I've been doing alright. While I appreciate your concern, it's actually pretty nice to get a chance to bum around. Though I better not get too used to that, huh?

But, uh... I wouldn't mind if you're careful about where you're thinking of putting me. Really.

ratically

Finish up your tags. Keeping everyone waiting isn't polite, though I think they would understand your extenuating circumstances. [He loosens his tie with two fingers.] But if you really are that tired, you should nap first. I haven't had a chance to take one myself.

[He closes his eyes and slowly exhales.] It sounds like it would be nice.

velvet_papa

For centuries, I have walked the endless passages of that place. For centuries I have sought the fruit of my labors, and only now have I found the end of the endless room.

[The man smirks to himself as he leans on the arm-brace cane a bit more heavily than before.]

And I am to understand I have you to thank, sir Mun. I wish I could stay and chat, but I really must find my assistant and my children. You understand.

[He turns away from his mun and taps his cane on the ground, causing a large blue door with gold inlays to spring from the ground. He opens it but does not go in, just stands in the light that emanates from the other side of the door.]

Igor, are you there? We have much to discuss.

[OOC: So yeah. Been playing quite a bit of Persona lately, and after a bit of research into just what the velvet room was, I stumbled onto Dr. Victor von Frankenstein in the Devil Summoner saga. I had always thought it was odd that there was an Igor with no Frankenstein, and that discovery just caused my mind to dream up... well... Zod von Fankenstein. What is my life!?]

windsage

Have you finally made up your mind? I would rather not, but it seems that I have no choice at all. Opposing supposed goddesses is one thing, opposing these 'muns' entirely something else. I don't like it, but I don't have to like it, do I?

The least you could have done was find me a place where I would have allies. Don't say that there are none now that this 'new game' has come out - that's nothing but an excuse, and you know it.

But fine. If you're going to do this, do it right. I expect that much, at the very least. Don't embarrass yourself.

southpaw_senpai

...and I thought Fuuka's initial attempts at cooking were bad...

Then again, Fuuka's come a long way in three years. Here's hoping Amagi-san benefits as well...

veering

Perhaps the pertinent question would be what would you know of sky pirating?

2cool4guardian

Of course I tried to contact 'others'. You didn't really believe I would actually follow the rules, did you? Untold or not, they're just stupid.

If you think Bunny was mad at me after the '68, wait to hear about Nessie's reaction when she saw what I did to her lake.

[Know what, Jack, maybe it's better to pass on that story for now...]

hawkbro

On a scale of 1 to Tom Cruise, just how impossible is it gonna be to talk you outta this?

wittydiplomacy

Allow me to make this clear: my being pale is your fault and none of mine.

And no, I don't go around dancing around in moonlight pretending to sparkle while I drink blood from whatever virgin I can get my hands on. [Maker, are there even actual virgins left in Kirkwall? ~~Besides herself, that is.~~ Surely not. No doubt, Isabella would have found ~~most~~ all of them, already.]

Perish the thought, Mun. Vampyres don't exist in Thedas.

[At least, none that she knows of.]

sponsorigami

[ Also known as Ivan's life is still suffering and only gets worse when considering the manga ]

My-my first capture?! That's... If that kept true for the anime events, then that would make...

[ Ivan freezes at the idea that it's possible Edward was the first criminal Origami ever captured. ~~And hates that the mun is even considering making it headcanon.~~ Wait, there's more? ]

And... do you really believe that my role in fighting Ouroboros might be cut out... I mean, it does look like Jake's being broken out instead of what happened in the anime, but... wh-where would that leave me then? Wasn't that something only I could do...?

And why does that fake have one of their exosuits?

[ He tugs a bit on his hair. Isn't the identity crisis in game enough without adding more confusing to the mix? ]

parched

So, uh... You're really considering this, huh?

I wish I could say it's nice that you want to play me again, but it's really not, considering what you like to do with me every time you do. Yeah, yeah, "character development" or whatever, but it would be cool if you could maybe put me in a slice-of-life game where I could take it easy for once. You know, somewhere where I could take advantage of not having to worry about being killed by vampires to relax, maybe? Seriously, that'd be swell.

Plus, I mean, I know you wanted to have someone who can actually defend themselves, since the two already there can't. That's why you were considering all those other people, right? Because that is definitely not a bill I can fill for you. If it was, I probably wouldn't have half the problems I do, you know? So, you should definitely pick someone else instead.

[...]

You're not listening, are you? Uh, okay, look, let's try this, then: If you don't pick me, that's one more cute girl you can play. That's a good incentive, right? Right?

[... ... ...]

Could you at least wait until I'm in to start making jokes about me puking everywhere and eating people, then? And stop calling me a "loser." Seriously, that's the bare minimum you could do for me. Come on.

wildrover

Staring at it isn't going to make anything happen. Trust me, I'm overly familiar with the method.

Look, you're just going to have to make a decision to move forward or not. You can't hide from it forever. And this staring game is just getting ridiculous. I have better things to do than watch you stare uselessly at a potential solution.

So are you going to do something, or not?

solona

Honestly, mun, you're flightier than a pigeon; it's a wonder Shale hasn't squished you like a bug already. Would you hurry up and decide if you're going to send me to one of these "games" like you keep mentioning? I'm a busy woman, you know. There's always Darkspawn that need killing and people's crises to resolve.

Sometimes I'm just not sure about you.

goffik

What, I'm not gonna start cheering you on. Not by a long shot, especially judging by just what your planning to do to me if I end up at magic dream castle.

Why does it have to be pink? I could deal with other things... but pink?

heavensmostadorable

This username is a little ridiculous, don't you think?

[Lips purse, and there's a pause, followed by a faint sigh.]

While I...appreciate you taking me on, I don't quite understand why. I can see that you prefer to get to know a someone very well before you attempt to write them, and given that I don't show up much...

[He trails off, and there's another pause before his brow furrows slightly as it seems he's catching on to potential plans.]

And you're considering a game already? Don't you think this is all a bit...fast? We should slow down. Really. [It's a simple, friendly suggestion, but it's easy to see that it's unlikely to be taken heed of.] ...Fine. Could you at the very least pick a more pleasant canon point than the one you've currently got in mind?

...Please?

ahero

So we're back at this again, are we? I know you think I'd get along really well with several of the people there... and I know you think I deserve this... But...

I kind of just want to stay in Elysium, mun. Is that too much to ask?

unexcitable

[sigh] So just what are we doing anyway? I am selfless, cold, composed-- what? Why is that funny to you? I am also getting very bored very quickly. But I am not a person who tollerates boredom for long. So let's hurry up and start moving forward again.

You have until after this "free comic book day" or whatever.

I think we have issues.

Apr. 30th, 2013

Apr. 30th, 2013

I wanna go out!

I wanna go out!

I WANNA GO OUT!

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