Mun's been neglecting game tags for a certain terrible au character

[hallmonotor]

I see, so you've found rulebreakers for me to punish? Then why are you dragging your feet on clearing out your inbox? You know I won't tolerate tardiness. Your work ethic is absolutely deplorable! If i could, I'd punish you along with all the rulebreakers!

The fact that I'm at the bidding of such an untidy slacker... It's truly despair inducing!

Comments

[mustlovedogs]

...What's up with you?

[hallmonotor]

Nothing is "up with me", I'm 100% normal, you bastard.

[mustlovedogs]

How the hell's that normal? You're screwed up, dammit!

[hallmonotor]

It's how I've always been, therefore it is normal!

[fibs]

You're still here?

[hallmonotor]

Indeed. It seems my mundane has sent me to a place where death is only the beginning.

[osusume]

Who the hell are you? Didn't anybody tell you that black and white is last season? And what's this despair bullshit?

[Mukuro secretly is shaking in her boots. What have you done with Junko you terrible AU person you?]

omg you're the first Mukuro!Junko I've come across bless you

[hallmonotor]

Ah.... You don't recognise me, your dear classmate? I'm hurt, Enoshima-san...

[osusume]

... Hah?

[You've got all of Junko's craycray despair traits, mister Ishimaru.]

Did someone knock you on the head, Ishimaru?

[hallmonotor]

Why do you ask that? I'm behaving just as I always have.

[idolist]

I-Ishimaru-kun...?

[what the fuck happened to you bro]

[hallmonotor]

Is something wrong, Maizono-san?

[he's totally fine what are you talking about!!!]

[idolist]

Did you hit your head on anything, by any chance?

[LIES!!!!!]

Like hell I'm missing this.

[trumped_card]

A world where you were The Mastermind? Will wonders never cease...

[Enjoy that sarcasm, bro. It's think enough to choke you.]

palette twins are always welcome

[hallmonotor]

Ahh, that's hurtful, Celes-san. You're rude no matter what world you're in, I see.

And to think I'd trusted my version of you to be my mole.

I agree wholeheartedly

[trumped_card]

Rude? Perish the thought.

[Oh...oh this was interesting.]

Me? As the mole? That's a laugh.

[fatnerd]

Villain! Untrustworthy villain!

[hallmonotor]

Ah, Yamada-kun. Those are quite serious allegations you are throwing out there. On what grounds do you acuse me of being such?

[fatnerd]

You were the mastermind all along! To think that a comic relief character like you could do such vile things...

excuse me as i waddle on in here...

[gyarukei]

Woah, woah, what's this? Ishimaru-kun finally has a spine!

yes good

[hallmonotor]

Ah, another one of you Enoshima-san's playing at filling my role, I see.

[gyarukei]

You mean the other way around! There is no way on this Earth a lowly hall monitor could be the original.

Can I intrude?

[monochrome_is_in]

Why hello, Mr. Mastermind! You're not my universe's mastermind but you are! Like... You're both masterminds but you act kind of different from each other and stuff?

I kind of wanted to ask you and your sis if you had planned an execution for me? But Leon was like, ultra rude and called me a freak in front of everyone.

And I heard my alternate is one too and she's the craziest psycho ever. Talked to her, and she sure looked kind of ultra psychothic?

[hallmonotor]

Ah? You seem to be mistaken, Enoshima-kun. I don't have a sister. I know that, as a girl only concerned with how she looks, your brain must be empty, but that's quite a large mistake to make!

But no, I didn't waste my time devising an execution for you. After all, you lasted such a short time before you were killed, I didn't even have a chance to consider it!

[monochrome_is_in]

(She wasn't going to dignify the comments about her only caring about her looks with an answer)

So you're either sibilings with someone else, or maybe even an only child, or your alternate self is either an ultra idiot, or going along Celes' bullshit for whatever reason.

What the flying fuck. I mean, one'd expect Kiyotaka Ishimaru to, like, respect taboos or something.

What. So I was the first to kill?

OOC: Hope I didn't mess up too badly?