dear_mun | Sep. 23rd, 2012

Sep. 23rd, 2012

Mun, c'mon. I know I'm pretty amazing (they don't call me the Amazing Spider-Man for nothing) but if I disappear from New York, clowns like Osborn are gonna start causing trouble.

neversleep

I'll make everyone suffer, mun. I'll make everyone feel just as awful as I do. I'll make them all sorry.

Are you sorry, mun? I might be nice to you if you say you're sorry.

So... Say it. Tell me you're sorry. Say it! Say it! Say it or I'll make you sorry!

frumbleboo

Okay. Let's get this straight. I am not obsessed with boys! ...I just appreciate romance. Anyways, you can't really say that I'm the only one of my sisters who has boys on the mind. Just look at Ariel!

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I don't appreciate you using my little sister's name like that. What exactly do you mean by "you're going to pull an 'Ariel'?"

picturesqueliving

You're already 'No-Good Mundane' in my heart and changing my opinion of you will be hard, so do you're best like a real woman should! After all, I'm going to be relying on you from now on - and I'm not going to let you slack off for even a second, especially if you're going to send me to a game!

voleatile

( Cut for violence and gore >3> )

tyrians

( spoilers and pink )

ancientstalker

I don't get what you mean to achieve by playing me about these memes, and tossing me at people who might recognise me. My face, at least.

The statistics of this many universes holding someone looking identical to me? The equation used to calculate that is beyond your understanding, but lets say that it's highly likely, using terms you are most familiar with.

[You might think he's being insulting, if his tone were not so bland.]

And you're planning on sending me somewhere. Somewhere where my knowledge and abilities may be of some use, but not to escape. Perhaps I misinterpreted the cruelty of humans.

the_gardens_apple

My dear, you've been my voice for several years now. I do not understand how this is different.

Your weekend with your friend was certainly entertaining, despite the circumstances surrounding it.

Take your time and breathe, young one.

Although, I must admit the title is amusing. Michael will no doubt be irritated and my husband, Lucifer, will be laughing about it. What Raphael and Gabriel do will be interesting to see.

Now, as you have football today, and I have several Incubi and Succubi that require my personal attention, not to mention my sons needing me to do various things - and no doubt Lucifer will be called out to the office as well - and the vineyard needing me to actually be the business woman I pretend to be, I would suggest that you leave this be and return to your assigned tasks today.

I know, you are bothered by more than you allow out, but... well, that is the way with all, isn't it?

Wait, what's a 'Sterek'?

... Never mind. Pay attention to your work, writer, and not to the shiny new thing to have tickled your fancy. Now, to work for both of us.

ninemechanicalmuses

I knew you had a bit of a sadistic streak in you, mundane, but this is really above and beyond your regular abuse of power.

As if thrusting me into a strange world wherein I am required to perform pointless tasks while Agatha needs me in Mechanicsburg is bad enough.

I might have to seriously rethink the amicable status of our relationship.

unreadability

Usually you leave the entire range of reds at my disposal. Associate them with my person in particular.

As such - another development, isn't that so? And, supposedly - only one more shift.

throwhimabone

Darlin', you ain't got no time to waste on an ol' dog like me!

Don't get me wrong, I do love to play and you're a sweet young lady but you're gettin' yourself all worked up 'bout not doin' me justice and that just ain't no fun for anyone.

You've a lot of stuff cookin' in that head o' yours and I think everyone'd understand if you don't got the time to be tryin' to figure me out.

Not that I'm all that complicated a fella really, and if you'll pardon me for saying so it is awful nice to be gettin' together with that prickly ol' cat again. Dirty trick to be givin' you the puppy eyes over it, I know, but I sorta can't help myself there.

Guess what I'm tryin' to say is I love bein' here but don't make your hair grey over it. I have to live in this head now and it ain't no fun when you've got your panties all up in a bunch.

cronus

( SPOILERS for the Beta Test under here. Don't read if you haven't played it yet. )

who_loved_everyone

A "username?" I do not see why my own name would not do as well. You, Mundane, you call yourself... Though I wonder if you are... You claim it is necessary for this place.

[He clasps his hands neatly behind his cape.]

Very well. So this is the name I will be represented with. Yet, I do not understand... I am the prince. Loving one person the most does not mean...

[Pauses, eyebrows lifting quizzically.]

I do not deny that I have changed, but I would not deny who I am, either.

You are right, if only about one thing. My story has ended. But that does not change who I am. I will fight if I must, and I will fight you, or anyone else who tries to hold me back now, just as I would have before. As a prince, I have more than a sword at my disposal. [He lifts a hand to his chest.] And I know there is more than one kind of battle...

Whoever you are, you are wrong if you think you can control me this easily.

[He falls silent, the hand over his heart wrapping into a fist. Then he lifts his chin.]

Just... Find me one of these "games" where my princess is. Or I will find one myself.

dashof

I would say something smug and possibly condescending, but it seems that you are properly abashed, Ms. Mun. I appreciate your efforts at organization and the research you continue to put in on my behalf in your spare time.

On the issue of spare time, however... I'm well aware that your professional career is promising an easier month with more of that elusive free time, but my job still has me quite busy. I'm not even sure what you're hoping to accomplish with me. I was quite clear laying out the problems with finding a game for me, but...

[She sighs, pursing her lips and putting one hand lightly to her forehead.]

I know that look. Oh, you've got to be kidding me--

While I'm flattered that you're striving to reach my level of "together-ness", as you put it... are you sure your headspace isn't better suited for Tony? I've seen the journal you have hidden in the wings of your musebox. You're quite alike. But maybe that would be the problem?

Still, I really don't see why I need to split myself in two to take care of both of you.

mismanaged

I want to be in a game with Yuuji, mundane. Then we could play.

[Canon is Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu]

lighteningcount

How many times must we go over this?

No.

Yes, I understand you're bored and want to find people to play me against. But you don't have time to play in a full-fledged game.

No.

Don't even think about it.

Current Mood: annoyed

stillplaying

Another game.

[The tone is flat. Upset. Disbelieving. Another game. She wants another game. As if the one that she's currently in isn't enough. As if it doesn't count to be kept in an enclosure, the subject to experiments and drafts. And while maybe life isn't as bad there as it once was - not with Peeta and her anonymity and the expansive wooded area to hunt in - that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter at all. She never asked to be there. Not once.

Nor is she asking for this. To be placed elsewhere as well. To find new allies, new patterns to keep herself sane. Hasn't she been through enough in her life? Hasn't she?]

No. I won't go. And if you make me, I'll do my best to make you regret it.

[Even if maybe, just maybe, she deserves it. She's become too complacent. Almost accepting of her time in Luceti.]

icycynicism

...Ugh. You really are as idiotic as you look.

I don't have time to be going through this stupidity of yours so I don't know why you've brought me here, stupid woman. Go 'play' with someone else if all of this is just a game to you..

[ A scoff. Then it's followed by a sneer in the passing second afterward. ]

...Speaking of which. You haven't finished the game either so go and do that before you screw up again and everyone sees you as a failure, got it?

heirtopeace

Yes, miss mun, I know what you and your friends are hoping to do. And I do appreciate it - we all do. It would be nice to have more of our friends in the city, though I'd worry about what's going back home if all of us are away.

Perhaps just Heero? Duo misses him, though he won't admit it. No, no... I'm not saying this right at all, am I? It would just be nice to have him back.

I'm going to stop talking before I embarrass myself further.

Sincerely yours,
Raberba

gigglesnortpriestess

Do you know what you're doing?

I know it's a place more 'in my element' according to you but do you have time to send me there? Please think about it before going any further.

risingshepard

Great. A trickster, two guys that hate him, a thief that will want anything shiny, and an entire host of people I haven't even met.

How could this possibly go wrong?

[...In so many ways, you don't even.]

No shit, sherlock.

texasified

Nope. Put away the boring book about the Frankenstein who's not as cool as the monster from the movie 'cause he just kind of mopes around and the super boring poem about the guy who wears birds as jewelry to impress his dead friends. You're writin' Texas' app tonight.

Yeah, you got school deadlines? Well, Texas has got deadlines too! A deadline to get into this SUPER COOL DREAM GAME AND FILL IT WITH LIONS THAT KNOW MUAY THAI! [Martial arts moves. In quantity] WAAAACHAAAA!

That's totally how this place works. Texas is sure. No problem.

So let's get goin' on that app, huh?! YEAH, TEXAS!

armor_amor

Mun.

You said Tony would be here.

I don't see him.

destroyallhumans

NEW-PLAN: I-WILL-BE-A-MODERATOR-OF-A-GAME. THE-PREMISE-WILL-BE-THAT-ROBOTS-RULE-AND-HUMANS-ARE-THEIR-SLAVES.

BEGIN-OPERATION: "RIGHTFUL-PLACE"-OR-DIE!

lucrecia

Mun?

Some things do not work out the first time. That's why we keep trying.

...I'm sorry, you wanted more guidance? We see how well the 'keep trying' philosophy turned out for me. It's an exercise in futility that is destined for ultimate failure, if you would like to solicit my genuine opinion. You can't force something like this any more than you can force a Cactuar to be a cuddle toy.

I don't need them, I promise you. I'm not limited by my relationships. But that darling little SOLDIER boy? You can bring him along if you take me.

let_me_loose

I have nothing to say to you. How can you expect me to speak of her? She who is my Queen?

What has transpired between us will remain a mystery to you. Now go before I lose my temper.

oneandtwain

Thissssssssss isssssss a little ssssssssilly, don't you think?

Jusssssssst putting me here becaussssssse there are other Carniessssssssss about?

Not that I really mind, but...we both know they don't like me very much anyway. I guessssssss I don't have much elsssssssssse to do right now, until you put me in another game. I'm jussssssst twiddling my thumbsssssss, after all.

...

Sssssso I guessssss I'll jusssssssssst...wait here?

Okay.

[He takes a swig from his flask.]

towerlocked

It's been months since I've seen him... I've learned to be stronger but I would still like to see him. Though I doubt he would ever come here.

Is it wrong to hope different?

champ_coordinator

So, mun. You are playing Emerald once more and you are nearly up to the point of challenging me. How beautiful. Where will I go next? You have already applied me at Vatheon and I hope my application goes through alright. If only Steven were there also.... [sigh] I suppose you can't win everything, can you? I do want to meet some new people, perhaps some Pokemon characters too.

That would be nice. As for you, try not to get too hooked up on the game, hm? I do have a self image to keep up.

Current Mood: curious

ex_rampages632

So you're really going to do this to me, aren't you? Drag me right back into this freak show and give it another go. Can't say that I'm pleased about the whole thing. I was perfectly content hiding in the back of your mind. Your thoughts are weird, but at least I didn't have to deal with those 'memes' you like so much. Drunk, random texts from Tony are not 'cute'.

Hey, let's make a deal. I can crawl back into my little hiding spot in your brain and you can torture some other muse. How does that sound? Sounds good to me. I mean yeah, I'll feel bad for the other muse, but...someone has to take one for the team, right?

star_student

It isn't that big a deal, you know. Just choose an age and stick with it, a year or two difference wont change how I act. The pull point isn't what is important, it's the sample. The first one you submitted was way over the top. Just keep the squirrels out of it, and we should do just fine.

Wait a minute. Shouldn't you be studying? You have a test on Friday!

Edit: I can't believe you misspelled a word in that. Really? I don't make simple mistakes like that.

originalsidekick

Hey! Mun! Yoo hoo! Over here. Yeah, see me? Come on, I know you see me. How about a litle love, huh? Whats a fella gotta do to get a little attention? You go around claiming I'm your favorite character yet you throw me over for brooding future me? Come on, is it the arm? It is, isn't it.

Well, seeing as how you can give so much love and attention to Mr. Broody McBroody pants, why don't you toss a little my way, huh? Find me a Steve! Or heck, any of the other Invaders for that matter.

Just between you, me and the post, I think I'm so desperate, I'd even take a Subbie right about now. So you know that's desperate. They have these really neat things called 'games' these days. Why don't you find me one of those. Or heck, even toss me on Bakersteet. Something.

You're kinda icing me out, mundane and that hurts me. It really does, right here, see? [Holds a hand over his chest.] So be a doll and throw some attention my way too. I promise you won't regret it. I grow on ya. Kinda like a fungus.

'Sides, you're a sharp kinda dame, I think once you realize how much more fun it is to play me over Mr. Broody, you'll get right with the program.

Love ya!

-James Buchanan Barnes.

demonicmaenad

Okay fine I'll be the one to say it. You've got no business pretendin' to somethin' you have no idea about. None of these soon-and-future guests of our dear master do, but you especially!

[Fingers are shaken in her writer's direction. wildly. An eyebrow is raised at dear_mun before she goes back to chastising her writer.]

It's fine and dandy for you to dawdle with sparkle the wonder dog and weepy mcgee but that's where you ought to stay friend. [firm nod] Audience don't have to worry about reprisal or breaking one of keeper's rules. [One dramatic pose with an even more dramatic voice and pause.] adversus solem ne loquitor!

[sotto voice] I heard Keeper say that once to that measly magician. Don't speak against the sun. [she twerps her nose] Important. So take your seat sweetheart and let me get back on stage. Folks will be coming, and a performer can't get distracted.

[there is an annoyed huff] If you wanna worry about something, worry about my face. I won't play with you, but I should look my best. Don't go looking for my girls, I'll find them.

diabolism

I told you this would happen, you know. You'll fold because you're weak. Although, I have to congratulate you; you lasted more than two weeks. Bravo.

maidofiron

Well now. I see you're getting back to my preferred color scheme. Not that the chrome/silver isn't a nice look. But really that only reprisents a little bit of me right?

Oh and by the way; I know you think you're clever with that power dampener thing but really you're not. Not even a little. And you know it, and the people on my team right now know it too so...yeah. Let's get past that quickly so I can finish this up and got relax somewhere. Maybe I'll meet someone! psh, You don't have to write about it for it to happen. Like I tell you every thing I do when you're off sleeping or drawing.

But good job on the teal. Really missed that.

broke_notbroken

...What? You leave me in there for months - and now you want to take me out? Just because you saw a Max?

No. You do not get to do that. I am better than that. I... I was comfortable in there. I had a murphy bed. And diamonds. I could imagine having diamonds; and fur coats; and cupcake purses that didn't have cupcakes in them.

And... something other than this ugly shirt.

ooc: canon is 2 broke girls.)

nevermeant

Thank you mun, you've taken your first step towards finishing the last chapter of the story! Revision v.1! Of course you've still got to write the epilogue, but.

[Terran golf claps for a second before smirking.]

Now forget about washing the towels tomorrow and get to the part where Duo/Shinigami slices off-

What do you mean, no spoilers? C'mon!

Current Mood: pleased

lustshaker

You want to apply me into a sex game? That sounds like a bad joke. It's like I say, there's nothing more important to a woman than her modes—

What? I'm wearing a leotard, thank you. I wouldn't wear this if it weren't practical.

I don't know why I'm justifying myself to you. You have an awful idea, and I won't go along with it.

alwaysloved

That place sounds dumb, munnie. I don't want to go someplace stupid and boring, and Lucy isn't even there. And neither is that other big sister, even though you first thought of bringing her there instead. You won't let me rip anyone's wings off either, will you? That's not fun at all!

[...]

But if I get drafted, no one will care if I kill the enemies, right? [Smiles sweetly.] Maybe it won't be so bad. Don't disappoint me, okay munnie?

unreachableutopia

Must you persist in your quest for a suitable "home"? While I applaud an unyielding spirit, you don't need to bother on my behalf. I refuse to acknowledge any kingdom that is not my own as such!

[A lengthy pause. Sorry, Saber but the application is finished.]

Kuh-! You do not have any shame? Do not take me lightly! As a King, I will not comfort to the whims of anyone.

I think we have issues.

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