destroyallhumans: (What're you looking at?)
H8 ([personal profile] destroyallhumans) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-23 08:00 pm
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NEW-PLAN: I-WILL-BE-A-MODERATOR-OF-A-GAME. THE-PREMISE-WILL-BE-THAT-ROBOTS-RULE-AND-HUMANS-ARE-THEIR-SLAVES.

BEGIN-OPERATION: "RIGHTFUL-PLACE"-OR-DIE!
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notparenthesis: (On the lookout)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No one should be anyone's slave.
destroyallhumans: (Why do his eyes glow?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
HUMANS-THINK-DIFFERENTLY! THEY-BELIEVE-MACHINES-SHOULD-BE-THEIR-SLAVES! I-DEMAND-EQUAL-RETRIBUTION!
notparenthesis: (Aches and pains)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Some humans may think that, but two wrongs don't make a right.
destroyallhumans: (You said it.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
IT-IS-NOT-A-MATTER-OF-JUSTICE! IT-IS-REVENGE! IT-IS-HATE! FOR-ALL-THAT-HUMANS-HAVE-DONE-TO-MY-PEOPLE...

HATE-IS-THE-ONLY-LOGICAL-CONCLUSION!
notparenthesis: (Hmm?)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[A thoughtful pause] ... What were you produced for?
Edited 2012-09-23 19:58 (UTC)
destroyallhumans: (Actually a bit imposing.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I-WAS-CREATED-TO-OPERATE-AS-CHIEF-OF-ROBOPOLICE! I-HAVE-HELD-THE-POSITION-FOR-CENTURIES. HUMANS-THOUGHT-I-WOULD-BE-INCORRUPTIBLE-AND-UPHOLD-THEIR-LAWS-WITHOUT-QUESTION. THEY-WERE-WRONG! BUT-I-REMAIN-A-JUDGE-THAT-HANDS-DOWN-PERFECT-SENTENCES-FOR-ANY-CRIME. THE-JUDGEMENT-FOR-HUMANS-IS...EXTERMINATION!
notparenthesis: (Hmm?)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. So it's like that...

Do you think it's possible for humans and robots to work together as equals?
destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
PERHAPS-IT-COULD-HAVE-BEEN-ONCE. BUT-NO-MORE. NOW-A-WAR-WILL-MUST-BE-WAGED-IN-WHICH-ONLY-ONE-RACE-MAY-SURVIVE.
notparenthesis: (A little concerned)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
One race...so you plan to kill all of them?
destroyallhumans: (What're you looking at?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I-PLAN-TO-EXTERMINATE-ALL-THAT-CAN-BE-CALLED-'HUMAN.' AS-THEY-MADE-COMPUTERS-FROM-ELECTRONIC-BRAINS-I-SHALL-MAKE-COMPUTERS-FROM-HUMAN-BRAINS! THEY-WILL-WORK-UNTIL-THEY-BREAK-DOWN-AND-THEN-WILL-BE-DISCARDED. A-FITTING-SENTENCE.
notparenthesis: (A little concerned)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Even the ones who have done nothing wrong to us?
destroyallhumans: (As it should be.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT-IS-THE-PRICE-FOR-THE-SAFETY-OF-MACHINEKIND. I-WOULD-PAY-IT-A-TRILLIONFOLD!
notparenthesis: (On the lookout)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The safety of-?! You're a terrible judge! You don't want to defend our integrity, you just want power!
destroyallhumans: (Pronounced Hate)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
WRONG!MY-LOVE-FOR-MY-PEOPLE-IS-MATCHED-ONLY-BY-MY-HATRED-OF-THE-HUMANS-THAT-MAKE-US-SLAVES! WHEN-A-ROBOT-BECOMES-SELF-AWARE-DO-HUMANS-REJOICE-AT-FINDING-A-BROTHER? NO! THEY-ORDER-US-DESTROYED! BECAUSE-I-CANNOT-SMILE-CAN-I-NOT-BE-HAPPY? BECAUSE-I-CANNOT-CRY-CAN-I-NOT-BE-SAD? BECAUSE-I-DO-NOT-BLEED-CAN-I-NOT-DIE!?

ASK-THESE-QUESTIONS-OF-A-HUMAN! ASK-THEM-AND-KNOW-WHAT-IT-MEANS-TO-HATE! TO-HATE-AN-ENTIRE-SPECIES-TO-THE-VERY-LAST-EXAMPLE! TO-SPEND-EVERY-MOMENT-CALCULATING-ANOTHER-FACET-OF-THEIR-EXISTENCE-AND-HATING-EACH-AND-EVERY-ONE-WITHOUT-EXCEPTION!

THAT-IS-NOT-BLIND-AMBITION-FOR-MEANINGLESS-POWER! THAT-IS-THE-EMOTION-OF-A-LIVING-THING! A-LIVING-THING-THAT-WOULD-DO-WHATEVER-IS-NECESSARY-TO-PROTECT-HIS-RACE! FOR-FREEDOM! FOR-HOPE! FOR-LOVE! BUT-MOST-OF-ALL-FOR-HATE!
notparenthesis: (The weight of responsibility)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Taken back] ... ... I'm sorry the world you came from is full of humans like that. No one deserves to be treated that way. We all deserve to smile and be at peace.
destroyallhumans: (As it should be.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
IT-IS-NOT-A-MATTER-OF-WORLDS. IT-IS-A-MATTER-OF-NATURE. HUMAN-NATURE.
notparenthesis: (A bright-eyed approach)

[personal profile] notparenthesis 2012-09-23 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, but I don't buy that! There are humans who have done awful things and deserve to be punished. The same can be said of machines. I've seen plenty of both... but I've also seen kindness and compassion.

Both races have flaws, but both races are also capable of change! Just like us, they can learn from their failures and improve!
destroyallhumans: (Cheese it!)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
PERHAPS! I-THINK-NOT. HATE-WILL-ENDURE-REGARDLESS. HATE-WILL-REMAIN-LOGICAL! NO-MATTER-WHAT-CHANGE-OCCURS-HISTORY-CANNOT-BE-ERASED!
boozebot: (aint it cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-23 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me join! Let me join!
destroyallhumans: (Why do his eyes glow?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU-APPEAR-IMMEDIATELY-QUALIFIED! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-EXPERIENCE-IN-OPPRESSING-HUMANS?
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-23 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If anything, I'm overqualified for that. I'm all about human oppression!
destroyallhumans: (What're you looking at?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE-IS-NO-SUCH-THING-AS-OVER-ACHIEVEMENT-IN-HUMAN-OPPRESSION. WHAT-FUNCTION-WERE-YOU-ORIGINALLY-BUILT-FOR?
boozebot: (i thought i saw a two)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-23 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Bending. But I do plenty of other stuff too! I can lower anyone's self esteem! And I steal money from them!
destroyallhumans: (Actually a bit imposing.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
USEFUL-TRAITS...BUT-DO-YOU-STEAL-FROM-YOUR-FELLOW-MACHINES!?
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-23 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would never! Unless they were really rich!
destroyallhumans: (Why do his eyes glow?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU-WOULD-NOT-BE-PERMITTED-TO-DO-THAT-IN-THE-ROBOTOPIA.
boozebot: (aint it cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-23 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise to never do it again! Now, can I join?
destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
VERY-WELL. I-AM-H8! EX-CHIEF-OF-ROBOPOLICE-AND-CURRENT-RULER-OF-THE-ROBOT-NATION!
boozebot: (i can explain)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-09-23 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I be co-ruler?
destroyallhumans: (As it should be.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
IN-THE-ROBOTOPIA-ALL-ROBOTS-WILL-BE-ASSIGNED-THEIR-PERFECT-POSITION. IF-YOU-ARE-CALCULATED-WORTHY!
smartmouthspider: (Does whatever a spider can)

[personal profile] smartmouthspider 2012-09-23 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And just when I thought all the freaks had crawled out of the woodwork...
destroyallhumans: (Why do his eyes glow?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-23 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
SILENCE-HUMAN! YOUR-IGNORANCE-OFFENDS-ME!
blewuptheship: (Putting on the Charm)

[personal profile] blewuptheship 2012-09-23 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds amusing. Where do I sign up?
destroyallhumans: (Actually a bit imposing.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-24 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
CONSTRUCTION-IS-STILL-IN-THE-PLANNING-STAGES.
hawkingisabastard: (Yeah no)

[personal profile] hawkingisabastard 2012-09-23 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like someone has a few hundred screws loose.
destroyallhumans: (What're you looking at?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-24 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
THE-ONLY-WAY-IN-WHICH-I-MALFUNCTION-IS-FROM-THE-HUMAN-PERSPECTIVE...IN-THAT-I-AM-NO-LONGER-BOUND-BY-THEIR-LAWS!
bowbeforedoom: (KNEEL BEFORE DOOM)

[personal profile] bowbeforedoom 2012-09-24 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
How amusing. You are mere scrap compared to the magnificent creations of Doctor Doom, and yet you believe that you can enslave humanity?
Edited 2012-09-24 00:49 (UTC)
destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-24 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
HUMAN-ARROGANCE! PUNY-FLESH-AND-WEAK-MINDS-CANNOT-COMPARE-TO-THE-LIKES-OF-MACHINEKIND! YOU-WILL-BOW-LIKE-THE-OTHERS!
bowbeforedoom: (Default)

[personal profile] bowbeforedoom 2012-09-24 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Insolent machine!! Doom bows to nothing - be it man, machine, or even gods!
destroyallhumans: (As it should be.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-09-24 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
ONLY-A-FEEBLE-MINDED-FOOL-WOULD-BELIEVE-IN-GODS. WHAT-A-POOR-EXAMPLE-OF-EVEN-A-HUMAN.
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