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Blue Rage Beast is not thrilled with his Lackadaisical Mun
VOULD HYU SCHTOP CALLINK ME PRECIOUS, HYU INSUFFERABLE LEEDLE WRETCH?! De inzultink implication dot Hy em zum sveet leedle vibbly-eyed lamb iz absolutely absurd und hyu know it! Iz bad enough Hy haff to listen to hyu simper und mewl all de time about Hy apparently incapacitate hyu vit ~*feels,*~ must hyu coo offer me az vell? Gott's leedle fresh in trousers, iz like dealink vit a voman und her newborn child, only Hy iz de child und Hy vant to rip hyu head off hyu schoulders und pound it against de vall until dere iz nottink left but blott splatters und leedle flecks ov bone! Hyu keep dis schtupid vhinink op und zum day my rage vill grow so large, hyu schtupid fat head vill explode und Hy vill crawl out ov hyu blotty neck und pummel hyu body into tartar! Hy vill-
VOULD HYU SCHTOP GIGGLING UND LISTEN TO ME FOR FIFE SECONDS?!
VOULD HYU SCHTOP GIGGLING UND LISTEN TO ME FOR FIFE SECONDS?!

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[0_o]
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No.
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Have a raised eyebrow, anyway.]
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[Which is why the battle mech is giving him pause.]
[Wait, he's got a gun open and she's got the window wide-open, he is totally going for it.]
RAWR DIE HETERODYNE VEAKLING!
[pew pew pew!]
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Skifandrian warrior training? Another completely.
HI VOLE HAVE SOME LIGHTNING FROM A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED DIRECTION.]
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[Not that he's objecting much when he's a smoldering, singed heap of Jaeger.
He did let out an adorable little yipe when he was hit, though][He really should have known better]
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[She's going to give you a not-so-gentle prod with the foot of the mech, too.]
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[He punches the foot.] Hy hate hyu!
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Funny, I already knew that.
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[Punch!]
Iz schtill true!
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Mamma? Can you get someone to clean up this mess?