Blue Rage Beast is not thrilled with his Lackadaisical Mun

[voleatile]

VOULD HYU SCHTOP CALLINK ME PRECIOUS, HYU INSUFFERABLE LEEDLE WRETCH?! De inzultink implication dot Hy em zum sveet leedle vibbly-eyed lamb iz absolutely absurd und hyu know it! Iz bad enough Hy haff to listen to hyu simper und mewl all de time about Hy apparently incapacitate hyu vit ~*feels,*~ must hyu coo offer me az vell? Gott's leedle fresh in trousers, iz like dealink vit a voman und her newborn child, only Hy iz de child und Hy vant to rip hyu head off hyu schoulders und pound it against de vall until dere iz nottink left but blott splatters und leedle flecks ov bone! Hyu keep dis schtupid vhinink op und zum day my rage vill grow so large, hyu schtupid fat head vill explode und Hy vill crawl out ov hyu blotty neck und pummel hyu body into tartar! Hy vill-

VOULD HYU SCHTOP GIGGLING UND LISTEN TO ME FOR FIFE SECONDS?!

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[deathraysanddingbots]

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[voleatile]

Vhat? Iz hyu gonna call me schtupid cutesy-pie tings too?

[deathraysanddingbots]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

[voleatile]

Vell, at least hyu schmott about ZUMting. But hyu schtill need to die too!

[deathraysanddingbots]

[He... he does realize that she's VERY armed, doesn't he? This death ray isn't for show, and neither is the lightning-boosted battle mech.]

Have a raised eyebrow, anyway.]

[voleatile]

[She does know he's worked for the Heterodynes for almost 150 years, doesn't she? All he may have physically is a gun and his fists, but he also has years of experience in dealing with her kind.]

[Which is why the battle mech is giving him pause.]

[Wait, he's got a gun open and she's got the window wide-open, he is totally going for it.]

RAWR DIE HETERODYNE VEAKLING!

[pew pew pew!]

[deathraysanddingbots]

[Heterodyne strategy? one thing.

Skifandrian warrior training? Another completely.

HI VOLE HAVE SOME LIGHTNING FROM A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED DIRECTION.]

[voleatile]

[Cheating! She's cheating! That's not fair, she's not allowed to do things he's not prepared for! He doesn't like that!]

[Not that he's objecting much when he's a smoldering, singed heap of Jaeger. He did let out an adorable little yipe when he was hit, though]

[He really should have known better]

[deathraysanddingbots]

[Kids these days, Vole. You've got to stop underestimating them.]

[She's going to give you a not-so-gentle prod with the foot of the mech, too.]

[voleatile]

[He will never stop being far too confident in his abilities to deliver a much needed spanking to these young whippersnappers. No matter how many times he fails to do so.]

[He punches the foot.] Hy hate hyu!

[deathraysanddingbots]

[Kick.]

Funny, I already knew that.

[voleatile]

Oof!

[Punch!]

Iz schtill true!

[deathraysanddingbots]

[Rolls her eyes, calls over -- well, not her shoulder, so she has to sort of awkwardly turn the mech and not really avoid stepping on Vole's extremities while she does so.]

Mamma? Can you get someone to clean up this mess?