Blue Rage Beast is not thrilled with his Lackadaisical Mun

[voleatile]

VOULD HYU SCHTOP CALLINK ME PRECIOUS, HYU INSUFFERABLE LEEDLE WRETCH?! De inzultink implication dot Hy em zum sveet leedle vibbly-eyed lamb iz absolutely absurd und hyu know it! Iz bad enough Hy haff to listen to hyu simper und mewl all de time about Hy apparently incapacitate hyu vit ~*feels,*~ must hyu coo offer me az vell? Gott's leedle fresh in trousers, iz like dealink vit a voman und her newborn child, only Hy iz de child und Hy vant to rip hyu head off hyu schoulders und pound it against de vall until dere iz nottink left but blott splatters und leedle flecks ov bone! Hyu keep dis schtupid vhinink op und zum day my rage vill grow so large, hyu schtupid fat head vill explode und Hy vill crawl out ov hyu blotty neck und pummel hyu body into tartar! Hy vill-

VOULD HYU SCHTOP GIGGLING UND LISTEN TO ME FOR FIFE SECONDS?!