Voicetesting / Fable Dog /homeless forever

[throwhimabone]

Darlin', you ain't got no time to waste on an ol' dog like me!

Don't get me wrong, I do love to play and you're a sweet young lady but you're gettin' yourself all worked up 'bout not doin' me justice and that just ain't no fun for anyone.

You've a lot of stuff cookin' in that head o' yours and I think everyone'd understand if you don't got the time to be tryin' to figure me out.

Not that I'm all that complicated a fella really, and if you'll pardon me for saying so it is awful nice to be gettin' together with that prickly ol' cat again. Dirty trick to be givin' you the puppy eyes over it, I know, but I sorta can't help myself there.

Guess what I'm tryin' to say is I love bein' here but don't make your hair grey over it. I have to live in this head now and it ain't no fun when you've got your panties all up in a bunch.

Comments

[smugfox]

Oh, that's good.

Do stick around. I like you.

[throwhimabone]

Hello there cuz, suppose I don't mind you too much either so long as you stay away from my food unless I invite you.

[smugfox]

It loses a lot of its appeal once it's offered.

How are you doing? It's been too long.

[throwhimabone]

Should invite you to dinner more often then.

I'm doin' all right I'd say. First order of business on arrival was to go get Tybalt out of a barfight so I'd say things are settlin' into familiar shapes in a hurry.

[smugfox]

Not arguing that, definitely.

Yeah, I suppose you can't teach an old cat new tricks. Though he did pick up a couple new things recently.

[throwhimabone]

Aw, no, what did he do?

[smugfox]

Have sex with my only.

Don't worry, I've already decided not to kill him.

[throwhimabone]

You have sex with everything you can stick it in, what's the issue?

[smugfox]

Are you being stupid on purpose?

[throwhimabone]

What? So he figured out he likes sex, maybe he'll do that instead of getting into fights now which would improve my life significantly.

[smugfox]

Not if he has sex with the love of other people's life, I don't think.

[throwhimabone]

Must be real hard to figure out what'll piss you off in that area because I know for a damn fact the two of you ain't bein' exclusive. At the very least not you.

[smugfox]

It doesn't piss me off so much as worry me. You ought to take him to meet someone.

[atruevixen]

Mundanes aside, it sure is nice to have you here.

[throwhimabone]

Oh honey, if you aint a sight for sore eyes! You look wonderful! How're the kids?

[atruevixen]

Why, thank you, darling.

[ Though all the happiness at the compliment gets just a touch colder at the question. ]

They are fine, as far as I know. Things changed.

[throwhimabone]

Well, pups and kits do grow up, though I'm gettin' the feelin' it's another kind o' change you're talking about.

Somethin' wrong?

[atruevixen]

No, not it is all perfectly fine.

Reynard and I parted ways recently, and some things are slightly uncertain due to that.

[throwhimabone]

He don't like your new fella? The kits don't like him?

[atruevixen]

He doesn't like him at all, for several good reasons. And he won't let the kits anywhere near him under any circumstances.

Which leads to me seeing my children a lot less often than I used to.

[throwhimabone]

That's sad to hear, darlin', but it's usually the way o' things anyway you know. Who's the new guy?

[atruevixen]

It is, it is.

His name is Dai. He used to be lord of the raven court, then things got complicated and now he will eventually become king over all of faery.

[throwhimabone]

All o' fairy? Not that I'm an expert but that don't seem like it'd be possible. There are a lot o' fairy kings kickin' about, honey. But I don't doubt your man could become one o' them.

[atruevixen]

Time will tell, and plans do change.

What have you been up to?

[throwhimabone]

That they do.

Been doin' my thing, gettin' kinda lonely which is why I popped over to these here parts to try and find you guys again. I don't do so great without company.