Homeless forever

[idiotinlaw]

....Seriously. This is just dumb. Darlene would agree. When me and Darlene agree you know its bad.

Really. Come on, I don't even get Becky or any of the Conners? You could at least have asked someone to play David so I could tease my brother.

And you just knock all that AU stuff out of your mind before I knock some sense into you. Making me deal with vampires and shit just cause the dude that played me was in a vampire show. How about no?

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[hart_or_hand]

I'm with you on the vampires. Only met two who were worth my time. ND then there's that backstabbing Eurotrash...

[idiotinlaw]

Eurotrash? Sounds like some kind of fancy garbage can? [ Sorry Lindsey this one's pretty dumb.]

But I dont need to be around vampires and stuff, being around Mrs Conner is just as dangerous somedays.

[hart_or_hand]

A trash can? I love that! [Mark, you just gave him an idea. A fancy-looking trash can with angel wings. Maybe he'll even send it to Buffy as a present from Angel.] I wish he was just a trash can. Eurotrash is a vampire with a hero complex. And he tends to leave his allies' corpses in his wake.

No one needs to be around vampires. Some people just seem to like it. Or they have a death wish. Sounds like your mun might be one of those.

[idiotinlaw]

Whats to love about a trash can? They smell and get filled with well trash.Dude he sounds like a first class jackass. If he kills his alias' then how does he get new ones like being dead should stop that? [ Mark shrugged a bit before looking confused again. WORD MIX UP~!]

She's kind of mean, something about wanting me to get in a car crash in LA and end up in a coma for some hottie to find me and think I'm some dead guy with my face/

[hart_or_hand]

Nah, I just love the idea of Angel as a trash can. It's complicated.

Sounds like the kind of sadistic plan my mun would come up with. I suspect they may have connections to the Senior Partners.

[idiotinlaw]

Whatever floats your boat man.

I don't exactly get what your saying but I just think the chicks in cahoots with Mrs Conner. Who might be the devil.

[hart_or_hand]

No, your mother-in-law isn't the devil. I used to work for... Well, not him, but I represented a lot of demons in court. She's just human.

[idiotinlaw]

Have you ever meet her man? She's....you know what nevermind. Something tells me I should walk away from this.

[hart_or_hand]

I'd recommend it. Otherwise you'll learn more than you probably want to and I won't be liable for that.

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

Shut up, Lindsey.

[hart_or_hand]

Are you sore I didn't include you in that list?

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

Could make you sore.

[ Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most mature of them all? ]

[hart_or_hand]

And I could stake you. Got a pair of rubber heels these days? Or are you too busy keeping your Armani drycleaned?

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

[ Rubber... heels? ]

You could not. And the armani isn't that high maintenance.

[ Keeping it classy and adult, with however a slight frown of confusion replacing the one of annoyance. And that was a total lie about the armani. ]

[hart_or_hand]

Did you forget the time I stabbed you in the heart? If I'd been using wood, you'd be dust now.

And that Armani is very high maintenance. I would know. I used to wear it. You're not a very good liar, Angel.

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

But I'm not. [ So he thinks his point stands. ]

And I really wish you were right about that. [ Truth is he's not comfortable at all with how good he really is at lying. ]

[hart_or_hand]

Because I wasn't trying to stake you that time, you dumbass.

I didn't say you were bad at misleading people. I said you're bad at out right lying.

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

No, because your plan was so much better. [ Subtle sarcasm. ]

You know, some would say that's a good thing.

[hart_or_hand]

Actually, it was. Until your and Connor's ex decided to come play. Besides, it wasn't like you left a memo anywhere that you were playing at undercover work.

Either way, you're still a backstabbing asshole.

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

Seeing as how the object seemed to be getting rid of me, I don't really think it was, no.

Either way, you're one too.

[hart_or_hand]

Considering that you sold out, I don't really care. After the hell you gave me about working for Wolfram and Hart, you turn around and sign up for no apparent reason? You sold out!

Excuse me? I never asked for your help only to kill you as soon as you gave it. Never. I don't betray my allies.

[aingeal_coimhdeachta]

No apparent reason being key words there.

Fine, I'll amend my statement. You're just straight up asshole. Better?

[hart_or_hand]

Lawyer, lawyer, get rid of this murder charge for me. No, I won't tell you what you need to know. I want to look guilty without any consequences.

I can live with that. It's still better than you.