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[loyalshield]

Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...

Am I annoying you, mun?

Good! Do something about it, would you? Or I'll just stand here in the back of your head repeating my bored mantra forever, and no matter what you do you won't be able to escape it. Night and day, I'll be there. While you're eating, while you're working, while you're sleeping, while you're--ah, all right, maybe not when you're bathing, I have limits.

What? No, not while you're...no, no, no! Just...no.

But all the rest of the time! So, uh...look, just find something for me to do, would you? Then we won't have to have these embarassing conversations.

I did not start--all right, I did, but still!!

Comments

[heartisabattleground]

Yeah, it can get pretty lonely if you've got nowhere to go and you're stuck in your mun's head.

[loyalshield]

I wouldn't say it's lonely, she's got a lot of people up here in her head. Some of them are pretty strange, too, especially the blue furry one. But there's not much to do, know what I mean? It's so long since she let me come out that I'm gathering dust.

[heartisabattleground]

Oh yeah, I know that feeling. Well don't worry I'm sure they'll find you a place soon enough.

[dulsanaya]

Cookie Monster or Super Grover?

[doubletailpilot]

I guess it can get kinda boring if you're just stuck in your mun's head all day...

But some of those games and stuff out there're really scary too...!

[loyalshield]

Are they really all that bad? I mean, I've heard stories but they're pretty unbelievable. Places where you're given wings, or trapped inside giant ships that sail up in the Void, or turned into a cute talking animal...uh, not that that would be bad! I'm sure it's lots of fun to be a cute talking animal!

...hang on, do you have two tails?

[doubletailpilot]

Well, I guess all that sounds neat. But I see a lotta people talking about dying in places like that...

Huh? Oh, yeah! I was born with 'em. They're pretty handy to have!

[justice_is_blond]

You might want to be careful what you ask for.

[loyalshield]

I am beginning to wish I'd thought it through a bit more. She's smiling and it's not pretty.

[justice_is_blond]

That's along the lines of what you get for saying bored so many times, you know. So what's to be your fate? Meme? Game? Languishing in a dressing room forever?

[loyalshield]

Uh...that last one? Surely just that last one. Or maybe a meme or two, that'd be all right. She's always said she wouldn't put me in a game, she doesn't have time, she wouldn't change her mind, would she? Oh Maker please don't let her have changed her mind those places are terrifying!

If she does mention a game, would you be willing to do me a favor and distract her while I run very fast in another direction? I'd really appreciate it.

[justice_is_blond]

...How far can you run while you're in her head? Not to question your abilities, but you're sort of trapped. I mean, I'll try anything once, sometimes twice, three times if they're very good, but I can't see this working.

And games aren't entirely bad.

[sten]

There are few times when you are not annoying.

[loyalshield]

Oooh, ouch!

Wait, a few times when I'm not annoying? On second thought, Sten, coming from you that's quite the compliment! I had no idea you thought so highly of me.

[sten]

All humans are more tolerable when they are unconscious. [A beat.] Or dead.

[nice_hat]

Are you always this annoying?

[loyalshield]

No, I'm really putting effort into it at the moment. Good to know it's working, thanks.

[nice_hat]

Why humans tolerate things like that, I'll never understand.