Finally caved and made an account after 5 movies...

[f_u_wesker]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You haven't seen the first two movies in years and you've refused to watch the third one until you get those. And you have to buy the fourth one too.

I've got a few things to say though...

This is bullshit. As soon as I see Wesker? I'm shooting him in the face. More than once, in fact. If it kills him, good. Then I'll have kept a promise to myself. And then that homicidal bitch of a program is going to get taken down for good.

Everything just keeps piling up in my life since the t-Virus infected the population. And you're about to add to it. Consider yourself lucky that I'm right here and have no way to make this even.

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your journal name made me snicker |D

[flipkicking]

Sounds like your Wesker has the same cockroach tendencies as mine. [There might be just the slightest shift in her expression at using the possessive -- worse, her possessive -- for Wesker.

Still, the term gets the point across.]

You have my sympathy, for what it's worth.

That was the idea! XD

[f_u_wesker]

A mutant cockroach. Even one Wesker existing is enough. [Ew. Weskers. Ewww.]

And you have mine. It's good to see you, my Jill or not. [Wow, that is really weird.]

fitting! and pretty much how every character ever feels about him, tbh.

[flipkicking]

[oh God woman do you want to give Jill more nightmares] More than enough. I'm just glad he's one roadblock we finally managed to scratch off the list. [but now his kid is in the next game sob it never ends

That gets a polite kind of smile.] I've only known you by name before now. But I did hear my counterpart was supposed to give you trouble in this one. [You get used to the fourth-wall thing after a while. The only thing weirder is talking to yourself.]

Perfect then!

[f_u_wesker]

[No but she probably doesn't need Alice's help.] You actually knocked him off? Nothing I've done has gotten rid of him yet. I've even blown off half of his head.

[Oh man, did she ever...] Oh, she did. She really did; I was about three seconds away from death when I managed to rip that spider off her chest.

[Hopefully, she won't have to deal with talking to herself for awhile yet.]

[flipkicking]

[She rubs the back of her neck briefly] Took us over ten years, but yeah, we managed. If you ever find yourself near a volcano, see if you can't kick him into it and toss a couple RPGs into the mix. [Cross-medium Wesker hatred? Giving tips? Oh, yes, she is.

The nod she gives is brief, her previous smile a shade more serious.] Close call. I'm sure she's grateful, though. Positive, even. [Some things never change, even between adaptations. Hah, spider. Game fandom tends to use the term scarab. Why the bug obsession, Wesker.]

[f_u_wesker]

I'll see what I can do about that. Seems like a really satisfying way of killing him. I wonder if I can find a camera to save it for future generations.

[Tips are always welcome. Especially when it comes to Wesker-hatred.]

She definitely seemed like it when I came to on the chopper. Didn't have much of a chance to chat with her after that.

[Because he is a bug.]

[flipkicking]

I didn't get to pull the actual trigger, but it was still a nice sight to see. [Especially since it was only like two hours after she got away from that jackass. Vengeance is a beautiful thing; don't let that saying about eyes and blindness fool you.

clearly they should exchange phone numbers in case any technical details pop up in your next movie. If cell phones even still work in a post-apocalyptic world, I have no idea.

One eyebrow goes up.] No rest for the wicked, I'm guessing?

[IT ALL GOES BACK TO THAT. I THINK WE'VE UNCOVERED SOMETHING HERE.]

[wentviral]

The T-virus?

[ Not your Wesker, Alice, but close enough. ]

My. How disappointing. It appears this other version of me hasn't branched out, yet.

[f_u_wesker]

What about it?

[Close enough, yes. Now where the hell is her gun-- Fuck! It's still in Russia.]

What the hell does that mean?

[wentviral]

In my world, the T-virus is the least of humanity's worries. All things considered, it is obsolete.

[f_u_wesker]

And what does yours have to deal with? How different is it from mine and should I hate you as much as I hate my Wesker?

[wentviral]

The G Virus... the C virus... T-Veronica... Las Plagas... hmm... what have I forgotten... ahh, yes. My personal creation, UROBOROS.

[f_u_wesker]

Sounds like hell on Earth. Glad I don't have to deal with it. Also sounds like you're as enjoyable company as ever.

[Bitter sarcasm, a lot of it.]

Which answers my last question.

*Snickers at journal name*

[weaponmadeperfect]

You know about that Wesker bit. Stand in line. Pretty sure the remaining S.T.A.R.S. get first dibs, then I want a shot at him. Just because I can't shoot Dad in the face point blank with a rocket launcher. [Mun is face palming because yeah... Sherry would so go there.]

8D I'm so glad everyone is liking it

[f_u_wesker]

I know enough that killing him once won't be satisfying, as many times as I've gotten close or thought I put him down for good.

[Nothing takes the bastard down, it's annoying. She's putting serious thought into the volcano idea Jill mentioned.]

I'd say that whoever gets to him first gets the first shot at taking him down.

[Wait... What?]

Dad?

[weaponmadeperfect]

Yeah killing him would be too easy. Making sure he stayed dead would be the hard part.

[Yeah in Sherry's AU, the Volcano bit... Didn't work as well as they thought, but hey he's still trying to recoup from it and is as harmless as a viral infected kitten]

Sounds like a deal to me.

[she shakes her head.]

My father was one of the scientists responsible for the incident in Raccoon. He left Wesker in charge of raising me if I managed to make it out of the city.

[f_u_wesker]

So I'm learning. Blowing off more than half his head didn't work very well, after all.

[The volcano didn't work? God, he really is like a cockroach, isn't he?]

Glad to hear it.

He left Wesker in charge of you? Why the hell would he do that?

[weaponmadeperfect]

Oh you tried that one too? Hell Chris dropped a few labs on him that didn't work. Wonder if we can shoot him out into sun if that'll work.

[He's the worst kind... probably a queen roach. Wouldn't be the first viral bug to genderbend in the secondary form.]

Because he thought that I'd be safer with Wesker. I swear he was an idiot. I mean really him and mom both. What parents would send their child deeper into the city when they knew there was a biological hazard in the area... [Oh right they would, and they'd make sure she was infected]

[f_u_wesker]

Oh yeah, even put a bomb in the chopper he tried to get away in afterward and still he survived. That's about the only thing that hasn't been tried yet and I'm not sure if we can with all the infected around.

[He probably is.]

No offense, but it doesn't seem like your dad was the most clever guy out there.

By far the best journal name I've seen, ever 8D

[alive_and_kicking]

I ought to kick your ass, again. You couldn't have pulled that damn bug off of me sooner? Not like it wasn't displayed for the world to see.

[Maybe calming down a little will help. Yes. It should.]

Regardless, good job out there. I would have been disappointed in you if I managed to kill you.

[It sucks remembering everything that was done while mind controlled. Better make a reminder to bring Umbrella and the Red Queen to their knees when she gets the chance.]

Yayyy! XD

[f_u_wesker]

Oh yes, because that was my biggest concern when you were trying to kill me? It wasn't easy getting close, you know.

[That would help. Alice has POWERZZZZ again now, wiping the floor with anyone will be ten times easier now.]

I'd have been disappointed in me too. [Heh.]

Glad you're feeling like yourself again. [They'll get their chance soon.]

I don't suppose you have a gun on you? Wesker is in here and, even though he's not our Wesker, I would really like to shoot him.

[alive_and_kicking]

[Don't you wish you had those powers when we were fighting? Would have made it so much easier.]

Slowly getting there, despite being royally pissed. [Smirk.]

Sadly, the last gun I had was the one I barely tossed you to get rid of Rain. [Great way to introduce the Las Plagas virus. Aren't you glad you weren't in Moscow?]

Otherwise, I would gladly let you at it.

[f_u_wesker]

[It would have made escape Hive Prime a lot easier too.]

You'll get to take it out on plenty of infected soon enough.

[Dammit!] It was worth a shot. [Ba-dum-tsh.]

[That is not a thing she wants to think about but yeah, definitely glad.]

[alive_and_kicking]

[Oh yes, much easier.]

I'll stick to a gun. Do you not remember the never-ending horde of undead suckers trying to claw their way into the White-House? Let alone those flying...things.

Honestly, you should be glad I managed to figure out what you were planning on doing. [Such an Underworld move.] Otherwise, it may not have turned out so pretty.

[f_u_wesker]

That's a hard sight to forget, actually. The flying ones might not be hard to deal with though, just find a way to clip their wings.

[Yeah, that wouldn't have been pretty at all.] Wouldn't say it was pretty in any way but yeah, probably wouldn't have.