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[benchwarming]

Okay, look, all mighty "powerful" mun, we have to talk about this username. 

You claim to like me which is why you 'picked me up' and by the way, that sounds super sleazy, but then you give me that - that - do I even need to explain?! Benchwarming. Because yeah, I need to be reminded about how I'm always on the sidelines -

-- Look, reminding me that I'm not is not changing that that's what you named this thing, asshat! My ego has been cut. It's half the size that it was before, and it wasn't that substantial before! Reverse grinching.

And no, no, you don't get to pick up Derek, I don't care how "heart wrenching" his story is, or that he just needs a big cuddle - no emo wolf bullshit up in this place! No more than you already got going on.

... Pointing out that he has a reason to genuinely be that way does not make it any less irritating!

Couldn't you at least pick up Lydia instead of Derek? You keep stanning over her too.

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[conspirator]

You could try being less entertaining. Maybe that would help your case.

[benchwarming]

I'm entertaining? I'm so glad getting ordered around and beat up is entertaining!

[ Rant trails off because hello blue space babe ]

[conspirator]

[in yo face bodacious blue 'English' space babe]

She believes so. I'm not disclosing my own opinion.

[wetasoctober]

'Emo wolf bullshit?'

[Confused roman is confused.]

[benchwarming]

Emo, as in constant brooding and doom and gloom on my life oh shit you heard that.

[ Meta headspaces aside, Stiles doesn't want to go flinging secrets around.

... is that a skirt? ]

Is that a skirt?

[wetasoctober]

[Instant face-drain. See how quickly his expression drains, Stiles.]

You're a strange boy, do you know that?

[puppysitting]

[Really Stiles? Really?]

Emo? [JUST A POINTED LOOK OF, did you seriously just say that?]

[benchwarming]

[ DRAWING HIS SHOULDERS UP you don't scare him much ]

Yeah, you know, broody, woe is me attitude? That you have in spades.

[ He gestures with his hands. Biiig attitude.]

[puppysitting]

I don't have a 'woe is me' attitude.

[He just has trust issues and his entire family, excluding his crazy sassy uncle, died in a fire...]

[hydrokhoos]

Emo wolves, huh? Cute.

[benchwarming]

They're not. They have faces made of sandpaper and angst.

[hydrokhoos]

I didn't know angst had a distinct look.

[sassywolf]

[ Raising an eyebrow. ]

I think benchwarming is a pretty good name.

[benchwarming]

[ Jabbing a finger in Derek's direction: ] Yeah, you would, but I refuse to warm the bench! Any more than I already have that is.

[sassywolf]

Uh-huh. So you're finally going to play in a match then?

[summation]

You and me in the same headspace would get really complicated really fast, so, lets just shut that idea down right now.

[ Sassy, because really that's Lydia's default when Stiles is involved and freaking out. ]

Also, being on the side lines is better than completely out of the loop.

[benchwarming]

How would it get complicated? It would be nice. We could talk math - well you could show me how to show my work.

[ it's not his fault if his brain just knows the answer okay WHO CARES IF HE DOESN'T EXPLAIN IT.

He opens his mouth to talk about how at least she was unaware of what was going on instead of helpless to stop it -

But then he reminds himself about Jackson and Peter Badtouch Hale and closes it with a click.

Mumbling: ] It's still not fun.

omg i dont know what ep youre on /fumbles around to avoid spoilers!?

[summation]

[ Rolling her eyes at him. ] Would it make more sense if I said awkward?

[ Jackson is still a thorn in her heart, regardless of what she does or doesn't know about him, and it won't win Stiles any points to mention him. Even fewer if Derek's psychotic Uncle comes into the conversation.

But Lydia likes assertive, and his mumbling is anything but. ] So get in the game, Stiles.

[triskeled]

...

[Yeah, all those mutual-life-savings, consider those over.]

At least the name fits.

[benchwarming]

[ Stiles crosses his arms, scowling. live saving is over ]

Gosh, it is so nice of you to agree. I hope you enjoy your warm bench.

[triskeled]

[Scowl all you want, Derek's just gonna glare back...with that constipated expression he usually has when upset.]

I think you do enough of it for us all, honestly.

[burninhale]

You could mod your crappy jeep. Put a little cowcatcher on the front, only it'd be a werewolf catcher. Maybe you'd like to learn how to hotwire construction equipment? Then whenever Scott and Derek screw up, you can just drive a small forklift in, scoop them off the ground, and cart them away.

I'm just trying to be helpful, here.

[benchwarming]

[ WE DO NOT WANT TO STAND NEAR YOU. Sort of shuffling away. ]

Or, even better, I could stick a few spikes on the front and wheels, a la Land of the Dead, and just turn it into a death machine. That would help about as much. Probably more than you would.

[lahey]

Wow, can you be any more of a loser, Stilinski.

abluhbluh issac

[benchwarming]

Iiii dunno. Could you be any more of a puppy biting at my ankles?

[ Annoyed stare. ]