dear_mun | Aug. 10th, 2012

Aug. 10th, 2012

What? You're expecting a joke? A laugh? I can't be funny all the time, see. That's just, bland, repetitive, boring, stagnant, hah.

[ He pauses, letting it sink in that his last little "hah" lacked even the slightest funny undertone to it. ]

I'm hardly a challenge to amuse, dear, ah, mun, was it? Yes, mun, fine, too easy to run with, to laugh at, so easy that... no, no, far too easy. Do try harder with the next name, if you would. This whole procedure of yours isn't humorous at all.

unknowable

[Ozma. The name once had meaning, from a time long since passed from Gaia's memory. In those days, great beings walked the earth, and men gave them great names, even worshiping them as gods. As ages passed, these so-called deities died, but their legends persisted, and the deities took on forms immortal. Men called them Eidolons. However, for every god whose legend was granted immortality, there were countless more whose stories became forgotten. These unfortunate ones disappeared into the formless abyss of time, all save this one. This thing that should not be, yet now and forever is, now contemplates its purpose, the reason its mundane might possibly have deigned to breathe it life anew. What possible reason could the mundane have for choosing me? The being wonders. It now seeks the counsel of other muses on how it should react to this dubious event.]

alwaysfaithful

Mun, we've been through this about four times already. If you don't want to drop at the SeeD place and disappoint your friend, then shouldn't you be trying to get CR with me?

[But Chris! I want to app you at one of those other places. Come on!]

If you do that, we both know what will happen. You'll app there, get accepted maybe, and then lose track of Witches Reign like before. Can you please try listening for once?

Also, no memes. Thank you.

Current Mood: curious

dogdreams

But what if they won't let me keep Summer? And it hardly ever snows there, and the food might be bad, and there might not be anyone else who likes rugby or the Loch Ness Monster or climbing up things.

Can't I stay at my old school? I already know how to fly. Please?

tylendel

You want a home for me? I'm not adverse to the idea, but I think you know what I want most. I'm not saying I deserve it. Just...keep it in mind.

[Tylendel is sprawled in a strangely elegant manner, his expression pleading.]

Even a fool like me needs love.

electricityinmysoul

Uh... Miss Mundane, are you sure that right now is really the best time for this? I mean, considering earlier, and... you know.

Well, uh... alright. In that case... [he straightens up, his motions somewhat rigid.] It's nice to meet you, Miss Mundane. I'm The Spine. I was built with a titanium alloy spi--

[I already know that, sweetie.]

Oh. Uh. Wow. This is awkward, then.

servingmichael

Mundane.

You admit you are unsure of yourself. So what is the aim of this endeavor? To gather as many of my brothers as possible while you are feeling "shaky" so attempt to strengthen your confidence?

You are as ill prepared for this as Castiel was for Rebelling.

cheesemaster

Fandom: Danny Phantom
Character: Vlad Masters/Plasmius

So, miss Mun, I understand you have been anticipating the acceptance of a certain little group recently. I daresay you seem to swallow much more than you can chew. Honestly, taking on me, a respectable, powerful, and feared man and than some sorrowful, weak, and delusional alternative me while trying to balance out your sorry excuse of a life all at once? Just what exactly are you trying to prove my dear? You're a little girl playing in a big man's game.

Now, you say if it wasn't for you, I would still be in the back burner, wasting away, being forgotten and never heard of again. But you see my dear, I always have a way out of my own adversieres. And thanks to you, I can set my plans on course and obtain what I want and need.

So, I will commend you for your ability to set me free from the barriers of your mind and on screen. As long as you keep your end of the bargain, I will keep mine and we will not have any mistakes now hm?

BTW, stealing mannerisms from people greater than yourself is not the same as being "inspired" my dear mun.

Current Mood: depressed

diosorogloria

You never let me have any fun. Ever. Don't you trust me?

But just as well, I suppose. That's your purpose and what am I but your faithful muse, yes? What a useless Mundane you must be if you can't even keep me bound and shackled and in my best behavior.

Nonetheless, I shall be keeping your little gift. I'll take care of it well, of course. Gifts are to be kept and appreciated, after all.

slightlywolfish

I reckon this'll be a bit of a lark for you then, seeing as how I'm what might be called a likable person. Which doesn't seem to be your usual style, considering some of the others in here. [Just saying.]

But before we go any further, please tell me 'more shippable' doesn't mean what I think it means.

watchmesoar

Hi there... Mundane is it?

Sorry, I'm not usually at a loss for words. You know me. I realize you've got friends who want me. That's... um... nice I guess. But, what exactly do you plan on doing with me?

I take that back. I don't want to know.

Well, never let it be said that I'm not up for a challenge. I'll manage. And if you're right and there are people there I know, then all the better.

You've got your work cut out for you, you know that? But don't worry, do your homework and you'll do fine.

You've got time, anyway.

See you again soon.

oldsoldiers

With all due respect ma'am, it's not something I tend to think about.

The Commander's biotics spike higher than mine, sure, but defensively? I'd say I have the advantage. It wouldn't be an easy fight for either of us, and what it'd really come down to is timing.

[ because as canon proves, he'd go down with one shot. ]

Thinking up all these scenarios and outcomes is easy enough, but to actually point your gun at someone you care about? It's rough, and it's not something I'm willing to do again.

helsmaiden

Lady Mun,

Now that you have finished acquiring small images of my face, perhaps you should begin setting your thoughts to virtual paper in this application you speak so repeatedly of. You have promises to others that you must keep, and I am nothing if not good on ensuring the keeping of promises.

guardian_chimera

[The Chimera just stares out at its' mun. It didn't understand why it was here and not in its' master's alteir.]

((OOC: So here's a new muse. Kind of unsure about it but I'm definitely interested to see how people react to it.))

withak

Eternal Punishment takes place over a variable amount of time depending on the player. Making and coding another entire set of sprites would be difficult...

So yes, I do 'wear my sunglasses at night'.

toyajuu

It's about time I leave your headspace again, Mun. You know I don't like being caged up.

touchyflaily

So, you just sort of forgot that I need a thread with a canon character until three days before apps close? It's okay, I won't be disappointed if I don't get in this cycle. Maybe it's better to do the Fourth Wall thing first, anyway. Plus, I know you have a bunch of other places you want to app at, so it's probably a good idea to take it slow.

You don't seem to be very good at apping, though.

... No, no, you're right. If our roles were reversed I'd probably forget that you have to app and just start tagging people or something. That would be kind of awkward once people noticed. I think I'd be pretty good at the tagging part, though. Maybe?

How do you sign up to be a mun, anyway?

other_winchester

You come up with best ideas, mun, you know that?

I mean, thinkin' about stickin' me in a game with Dean, Sam and Dad? Yeah. 'Cause that's sure to be a barrel of laughs all round.

foreverlovestruck

Okay, so, I know you're seriously nervous about this, but just calm down, okay? I mean, what are the odds you suck at playing me that much? ...Okay, yeah, that was the wrong thing to say, but you know what I mean. You probably won't be too awful.

There. So, just... cheer up, okay?

passengerseatdriver

Wow. You have me wake up in the middle of the desert and pass out right outside where everybody's staying then you have me caught on tape talking about how old the tech is.

Great first impression there. Thanks, mun. Thanks a lot.

commanderbuzzcut

Big Brother.

I know what you're thinking. Throw people under the bus, stab the people you trust in the back, lie to them, lead them on. Just so I can win the grand prize.

Yeah, I don't think so. I've already lost the trust of someone I truly care about and love. While I did gain it back (and then some), there is no way I'm going to lose that.

Just find something else. And get back to me when you do.

aloneinthis

years. it's been years i've been sitting here, toyed with by you, not that i have entirely minded. you are interesting. at least i can get some air now. you're..really thinking of placing me somewhere? i'm not entirely sure that's appropriate, not appropriate at all. i am best left alone, and as you said, the "premise of my AU is quite silly." even being here is...a risk, i suppose. thank you, regardless, for giving me some words with you.

comeshonesty

I'm uninterested, and watching me walk down a street in Chicago repeatedly does not count as 'canon-review'.

littledipper

Okay, okay , you almost got it right with my username, but please mun, don't make a big deal out of it.

It's embarrassing enough, I don't need the rest of the universe and beyond knowing about my..."mark."

adarkfallenstar

Mundane, I am seriously questioning your motivations at this point.

I'm still powerless and you have me...engaging with spirits of discord and chaos?

I sincerely hope you have a good explanation for this...or perhaps know something you aren't telling me.

untilmydarknessgoes

And look who came crawling back.

You know, I did try to warn you about overlooking me for the witch. But hey, good on you for lasting what? A whole two weeks without me.

You really showed me, mun.

prettieststaypuft

Darling, (Mundane is far too common a name if you're to be playing with me.)

While I do appreciate the time you've taken to create this journal for me, as well as finding me such lovely icons...

I can't help but think that a timeless beauty such as myself needs more than fifteen to express my utterly gorgeous visage, don't you think?

[But...]

Oh dear, don't worry! You'll get the hang of it eventually!

Now, didn't you have sewing to do? Chop chop darling, those designs won't create themselves!

reginagloriae

Huh. I don't see the improvement if I go from coward to, um, jaded coward. You know, mun, you enjoy mortifying me too much.

[ embarrassed laughter. ]

Whatever, I don't think you'll listen. I think I'll make a list of the people I would be apologizing to when I finally stop acting so stupid.

justforyou

Finally! You're doing something with me. I don't have to waste my time with kids like you anymore!

...Eh? What d'you mean Oriko probably is never going to show? That's garbage! She'll show up.

--Besides, someone's got to watch all those magical girls. If she's not around, I'll do it. What you scared or something? Oh, right. Okay, okay, I'll quiet down for a minute.

But you better not forget about me again!

sakugarne

No.

I'd rather be sent back to my proper time, or back to Wily. But there is no way I will allow you to send me to a underwater city full of things I could care so very little about.

... and don't you go thinking "Well maybe this might attract castmates!" at me, because it won't.

protects_the_small

No.

I'm busy.

retiredlegend

I am happy that you have taken an interest in me, but I would prefer either returning to help Zero or be allowed to rest finally. Of course I'm confident that he will be able to do it, and it is not as if you have put into motion any plans to send me anywhere.

I don't mind if you need to turn your attention to others who do have places to be.

mouthbreathe

Ah, and yet you are thinking of finding a place for me to live. Thinking that the world I go would be able to weaken me to the point of control.

But even so, I will feel that hunger and require... feeding.

conspiracytheories

Hey Lady?

Look if you're some kind of Fed - I didn't do anything. Nothing to justify being left here anyway. If I wanted to hide out somewhere I'd go to Monday. I mean you have aliens in here, real aliens. Fine, maybe if they were closer to the Close Encounters kind it wouldn't be so bad but they've both got really sharp swords. No amount of late night movies on SyFy can prepare anyone for that.

And let's be completely honest here - you don't have the time. Sure, you kid yourself but we both know better. So why don't you just take a break, kick back with something that isn't two dollar bottles of wine (for which you should be ashamed of yourself for even having in your house) and just leave me be?

Seriously, it'll work out for the benefit of both of us.

- Mozzie

forcedreset

Now now, Miss Mundane, there is no reason to fret!

Certainly, all may be engulfed in flames. Black Surt will rise and do what he can to, ah, burninate all in his path, and the Writers promise great strife between Thor and I, a veritable wedge to be driven between us! Brotherhood shattered! Bonds broken that can never be healed! Chaos! Mayhem! Pain, death, despair! Ah, the humanity!

It all sounds very bad, yes, but you cannot say for sure; perhaps all will not turn out as you may think! There is no use worrying over what has yet to come, yes? There is always change, and I have learned that the hands of fate can be turned and influenced, and though the unfortunate past cannot -- or should not, rather -- be changed..

Ah, well.. regrets, also, are a necessary thing, and cannot be avoided.

But do not worry so; instead you should sit back and - what is it they say? - enjoy the ride!

moonlit_star

The new icons are lovely, writer.

Thank you.

Current Mood: cheerful

notthatfenrir

Why're we having this conversation again? I thought you forgot about that. [Fen is pouting. Okay, almost pouting. It usually works on the Mun! It worked for his great-great-great-granddad, why not him?]

I'm really grateful that discussion Kronk and I had amused the hell out of you, 'cause you didn't really think of much else for a while. But-

Quit smirking at me, you. I am not gonna go find a Loki and call him Daddy. Just no. And why not, you ask? Uh, lemme see here. One, see username. Two, see username. And three, see username.

If I drank, I'd need a beer right now.

onebadapple

I'm sure we'll find some place lovely with the nice recommendations of people here!

Everyone here has been really very kind every time I speak with you! I'm sure this time won't be any different!

Do you think any of my little men will be in some of the games?

Current Mood: cheerful

ellen_harvelle

Time for me to go huh? That didn't take long.

Nah, don't worry about it. Not your fault. It happens.

But, if I go out, at least let me shoot one of the hellhounds, huh? I've been looking forward to that.

... Just one. The big one. Being able to shoot that bitch Meg would be nice, too, but I'd settle for just one of the hellhounds.

Thanks for the fun, though. It was fun while it lasted.

... And no, I don't think switching me to another game is the solution. So, just stop thinking that.

unlucky_but_skilled

Mun.

Really.

I know you're getting ready to play me in an offline game, but... in case you haven't noticed? I don't need an account for you to do that.

You're thinking about... apping me somewhere...

Mun, no. No. You say I'm prone to making weird, stupid decisions, but even I can tell this is really, really stupid. And weird. You don't have the time and my personality section is very short for your standards.

And on my end, when would I get to see my son again?

NO. Bad mun.

Also, my "pb" is an actor in a popular show. Everyone would just think I was whoever he plays.

ressentiment

( Definitely not a happy camper... )

imperialvalkyria

I gave my life for him, yet I still live and breathe.

This is not meant to be; what sorcery have you used?

[ Selvaria pauses, the irony of her assumption settling in after the words have left her lips. The cries of "War witch!" still linger in her mind. She was entirely uncomfortable with the situation as it stood, and the lack of answers was making things worse. ]

Perhaps a repeat of my choice at Ghirlandaio is necessary.

godsavesarcasm

Up reading old logs and silly fanfiction again? Waiting for tags that would never come?

Come now, Mundane. It's late and you've had a long day. There's time yet tomorrow for these things and you know it. And yes, I do need my sleep as well. 'Long day for us tomorrow and I'll need my sleep to be able to best deal with your film-watching plans. Titanic. Really, Mundane? Shall I get started on my commentary even before we've started?

And no, you may not borrow Rupert. Not after even thinking about Titanic. Absolutely not. And good luck persuading the cat to snuggle with you, too.

Now, come along. Time to say 'goodnight'.

ichosethis

Hey, what's with that line up there? You didn't fail at anything from my perspective. Things get in the way and sometimes...creativity just doesn't work in the moments that you want it to.

[His mun may be a bit of a flake but instead of complaining like most muses, he takes the opposite route.]

You just started at your new school and you've been working a lot at your job. It's not my way to complain at you for not doing my application. I'll still be here no matter what happens. After all, there's a reason why you chose that username for me.

I'm a patient man, you'll get there one way or another. So don't worry about it, alright?

I think we have issues.

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Aug. 10th, 2012

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