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[untilmydarknessgoes]

And look who came crawling back.

You know, I did try to warn you about overlooking me for the witch. But hey, good on you for lasting what? A whole two weeks without me.

You really showed me, mun.

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[descendent]

[ omg shut up damon. 8|| elena just sighs and decides to humour him, because what else is there to do besides ruin his life and look good while doing it? ]

You seem really hurt about it, Damon.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I know you gotta let them make their own mistakes, but it just tears me up inside watching her do it.

[See? He looks sad. That means his heart is definitely bleeding.]

[descendent]

[ what heart? /shot. ]

... You want your mun remembering you exist? I thought you would've compelled her to leave you alone.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You don't think I didn't try that already? [Elena, you wound him. That was the first thing he tried!] Apparently, compulsion doesn't work on muns.

So, my choices are to sit here and be bored or have her pay attention to me.

[descendent]

[ well, you are pretty simple ... ]

The moment my mun paid attention to me, I ended up in a castle. Be glad she's focused on a witch - [ and she diverts from this train of thought. "the witch" kind of sounds familiar. her voice sounds so hopeful. ] Is it Bonnie?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

No, but she is amazingly even less fun than Bonnie.

[descendent]

There's nothing wrong with Bonnie, Damon. [ 8||| ] But you should let her know you think she's fun. [ so you guys can be friends and stuff. ]

[primogen_vampirate]

I'm detecting a twinge of hostility aimed at witches, darling.

Now what would be the cause of that?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I'll let you take a wild guess.

[primogen_vampirate]

Did a nasty little curse get you in a snit, dear?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Yeah, we'll go with that.

[primogen_vampirate]

You seem awfully perky, all things considered. She must not be a very good witch.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I never said I got cursed, just that there was at least one witch and at least one curse.

[compellings]

Don't sound so excited, Damon. They might think you actually are.

[ trollface? trollface. ]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Even she's not dumb enough to mistake this for excitement.

[compellings]

Not looking forward to what she might do with you? And here I thought you were the adventurous type.

[ isobel, stop. just stop. ]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Oh, you know me, Isobel. I'm up for anything. But her and I have very different definitions of a good time.

[compellings]

If she's anything like mine, I'd almost feel sorry for you.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Almost? Ouch. And after everything we've been through together...

[deshabille]

It's animal magnetism.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I never thought it'd be a curse to be this attractive, but it's finally starting to bite me in the ass.

[deshabille]

There are worse places to be bitten.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

And so many better ones.

[deshabille]

Don't suggest that to her. She might be all right with it.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

She already knows well enough by now she's hardly worth a snack.