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[slightlywolfish]

I reckon this'll be a bit of a lark for you then, seeing as how I'm what might be called a likable person. Which doesn't seem to be your usual style, considering some of the others in here. [Just saying.]

But before we go any further, please tell me 'more shippable' doesn't mean what I think it means.

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[holeysaintgeorge]

Come now, Bill. Leave a few for the rest of us. You're hardly the sole rakishly handsome member of the clan.

[slightlywolfish]

Being the only one of you lot that's happily married, I don't have a problem with leaving all of them for you. The question is, are you up to the challenge, eh?

[holeysaintgeorge]

Dangerous words indeed, Mr. Married-Grow-up-Person-Weasley. You very well know any attempt to resist a challenge on my part ends only in explosions and an angry mum.

[slightlywolfish]

How could any prospective girlfriend fail to be impressed by that?

[wotcher]

It always means what you think it means, Bill. Sometimes though, it's worse than that.

[slightlywolfish]

And if I'm already imagining a worst-case scenario? What then, Tonks?

[wotcher]

Define worst-case?

[slightlywolfish]

Er. You don't really want to know.

[wotcher]

I'll make you a deal, Bill. You share yours and I'll share mind. I don't reckon it gets worse than Gilderoy Lockhart.

[ Even the Narration side-eyes that. ]

[slightlywolfish]

You think so? How does me and Remus strike you? To be fair though, me and say... Bellatrix Lestrange would be a whole lot worse.

[wotcher]

[ Don't mention Bellatrix. There's fanart involving Tonks and Lestrange. It's not pretty. ]

He's adorable, why not?

[ And because Tonks has to one-up this... ]

What about you and Professor McGonagall?

[slightlywolfish]

[...]

Oh, go on then. I suppose he is, at that.

[...]

[...]

She's a bit too uh, mature for me. We could fix her up with Hagrid, maybe? They'd appreciate that, I'll bet.

[wotcher]

What? Did you expect me to say something else?

How's your French?

[slightlywolfish]

I suppose not. [Perhaps he should be thankful she didn't suggest a three-way.]

Not too bad. Why do you ask?

[wotcher]

[ Me gusta, Bill. Me gusta. ]

Up to helping some folk improve 'zere English?

[ Yes. Yes that is a horrible imitation of a French accent. ]

[slightlywolfish]

There are mutual benefits.

[wotcher]

Go on.

[ How well behaved she is, that she is not making snogging noises at him. ]

From an AU where Harry was raised as Dick Grayson.

[dickandharry]

Sorry Bill, it means exactly what you think it means.

[Said someone who'd be an almost perfect copy of Harry Potter right down to the scar if it wasn't for his American accent.]