dear_mun | Jun. 6th, 2012

Jun. 6th, 2012

Would you quit trying to talk people into bringing that bastard here? And don't go trying to say I'm the one who wants him around like I miss taking his orders or being the butt of his stupid jokes. This is all about you and we both know it.

Let's just focus on getting me through the hell that's going to be the next two weeks. I don't know how I'm supposed to psych myself up for a wedding with all the shit you want to put me through.

blockmaster

You gotta be shittin' me. It was supposed to be over!

Dammit, I beat those levels. You can't just toss me where you want!

a_budget_issue

I knew I liked ya for a reason, Mun!

sensitiveintellectual

I really do appreciate you thinking of me, don't get me wrong, but you know I can't leave Nick. Especially not at this... what were you calling it? This 'canon point'.

And definitely not to go to an island or a city where I'll be expected to... well, honestly, you know that can't end well. I'd die in weeks!

If you really have to app me, app me to the one with the ducks. At least that way I could stay in my own world... well, most of the time. I think I can imagine a few things worldhopping would be good for.

sky_child

I think...you have some ideas about me that aren't...true?

Like, I'm...I'm not that protective over the Master Sword. I'm not. Really. I mean...I miss Fi but...that's what she told me to do, and if they were all supposed to use it, then I... It's fine. Really. It's a good sword so it's fine if they want to use it. If they're destined to, I mean. That's...destiny, and you can't really...

Huh? I'm...rambling? Yeah, I guess...

Oh. Um. I forgot I was writing this...

alwaysfaithful

Mun. I know you're... anxious to start playing me at this 'Cybertron' planet but you haven't even started the application for it, and the application for the 'Rift' place is almost done. You need to make a decision and soon. I know you want to have place for me, but how am I supposed to contend with giant robots? From what it looks like, most of the reserves are not human or even living beings so what's your plan?

Current Mood: drained

impersassination

You already told yourself that you don't have the time for this, or are you not convinced? Besides, you would have a hard time keeping me busy since I've been left with a bit of a high standard after you know who... and his type is not easy to come by. Without that, I'd be bored -- and that's dangerous.

Besides, it's not about him; it's about you, isn't it?

Looks like you're dangerously bored as well.

akhorishaan

...This fascination with khaadish, such that you know as gold, is beyond comprehension. It is a decorative enough metal, we use it for the sealing over of wounds, and it is comfortable to lie upon, but it is entirely useless.

Yes. We turn the ground to "gold" where we sleep. Perhaps indeed, should I venture to another place in this shape and possess the scar you call a "belly button", the dirt which would accumulate within would transform into this metal. It is not impossible.

This is so amusing? Pray thee explain the joke, for it is not one I understand.

kaminoko

Miss...

I thought you are going to write me an app so I am no longer homeless? I thought you are trying to get back my team members?

When will you get your last two pages of research paper done so you can start the work?

Stop staring at dreamwidth and get back to your paper now!

[sighs.]

Nah, just kidding.

Thanks for the diligent effort to try taking care of us, but both Fuji and I wish you to return to academics too. You have been working hard in your studies, so let's finish strong.

The apps... can wait, maybe. But you'd better start on them as soon as you move out from dorm.

Let Fuji and I know when the apps are ready.

wrath_distilled

You come up with this "BRILLIANT" idea that I'd be "FUN" to play, but you haven't been even keeping caught up with canon lately, have been out of the RP scene for MONTHS, have a habit of getting a gnawing whim only to drop off without a trace...

And yet, you STILL ~~seem to think I give a damn about your entertainment,~~ decide to sloppily throw together some account for me and grab some icons from the FIRST PLACE YOU COULD, and then nag at me to post to Dear_Mun so you can "Voice Test" and "Get a feel" before you decide to seriously think about throwing me at that one place you've already got in mind.

Listen lady, I've got more important things to do with my time than to play puppet for you.

Frankly, until you get your act together, and seem to actually be INVESTED in this and trying to make it last, don't even fucking bother. I don't want my credibility torn to shreds because you're a flake.

We clear on this?

We better be. Because I sure as Hell don't feel like repeating myself.

knitwit

( cut for courier )

birdland

A carnival, a morgue in a city where the sun never rises...

[ he trails off, gaze dipping low as he worries his lower lip in consideration. ]

You've pushed me into some interesting places, each time alone and never for too long. Even though he said I had talent, he spared me when he -- [ another pause and he curls his fingers into a tight fist before stretching them out once again. a reminder of the ache. ] It hasn't been enough in either place. If it's sink or swim, I could pick river polished rocks from the undertow.

But that's why you keep coming back, I think. You want to know how it felt just as much as I did.

myjollysailorbold

What do you wish of me? (Silently, she listens, resting her bare arms on the side of a ~~random~~ dock.) I am not in the habit of answering anyone's wish.

(Something glitters underwater, moving gracefully from side to side.)

And I will not leave the others behind. The Bay must be protected for reasons you are incapable of understanding.

(She swims backwards, smoothing her hands through her hair.)

Mortal men and women should never possess something so powerful. They would only abuse the fountain's...abilities. (A strange smirk curves her lips.) Though they would deserve what befell them.

fowlplots

Mundane,

I realize you are suffering from a dilemma. The application period for this game you wish to have me participate in ends three days before the last book in my series is released.

You have two choices: apply before the final book is released and incorporate details of my recovery in after you receive the text or wait for the eight book and subsequently wait and apply in September.

The decision lies in your hands, make sure you choose wisely.

-Artemis Fowl II

corona

So... mun. If you do find another game for me (two is definitely not enough) do you think there will be thumb war?

Because thumb war? Is pretty much the best thing ever. And there should be a game all. About thumb war.

♥ Love you most!

killervocabulary

A ship that sails among the stars? Really?

I suppose with some of the things I've seen, I shouldn't really be too disbelieving, but still.

likeaspaghettinoodle

[Cue dramatic gasp!]

A human?!

Mun!

I'm still not even sure what that is!

ragingbanner

...You did it.

No, I don't think that's a good idea. Unless you're going to take away my-

Unless you plan on making changes.

theleader

Ma'am,
I think it would be best if y'just let me go. I'll be alright. These things happen, no one will blame you. I'm not the man I was when we first started this anyway. I'm not sure you'll like me much anymore, hell...[He rubs the back of his neck and sighs.] I'm not even sure I like the man I am anymore.

royalfryingpain

Eeeeh. You want me to find Daemon Spade? Even if it's for Miss Elena, I can't do something like that!

[Groans.]

Leave me alone, ne....

[ooc: Enabling for

maisondeportes~. We're still short on characters for Tenth Gen too! Taken list here.♥]

darkholiday

Hm. Someone has their priorities set oddly.

Is this really necessary? No, I don't find being obsessed over by Calendar Man as amusing as you seem to.

glad_i_hit_you

Don't you think you should change those keywords on my icons by now?

It's been a couple of weeks since it turned out I wasn't the wolf in sheep's clothing like you thought I were.

As for that other thing...perhaps you'll find out next week. I think me and Mako have alot to talk about regarding that certain subject.

raincoatruinedit

So...

What? You haven't even finished watching this series, and you're already jumping in?

I don't think this is a good idea, but, hey. It's your funeral.

iwagmyhair

W-wait! I thought you forgot all about me!

I still don't want to go anywhere! Leave me alone! Go... go back to harassing someone else andjustleavemealone...

tastestherain

It's...it's a little like a dying branch, isn't it? I feel...I still feel quite alive, but only as a beating heart and moving limbs. I could use Montag's presence right now, Mundane.

No, I'm not calling you that, anymore. It's horrible. To be mundane.

You are...what is that lovely word from that book you keep at your side?

Municipal. That is your name. My municipal.

dampening

— oooohh no. No, no, no, no, nope. What do you think you're doing? Trying to play me again, after ignoring me for so long?

No, don't deny it, don't even try — you've seen the timestamps too, I know you have! A year. A whole bloody year you've left me stranded in some corner of your strange human mind. "Alas, poor Wheatley, he died of his circuits being clogged up with dust" — do you honestly think I'll come back after that sort of cruel treatment? Who's the real moron here, huh?

... Wait, what do you mean I'm doing it right now?

HEY no, back away from the post button, back away right —

socius

You really think this is a good idea? Three games, two muses and you still want to add another to each category? You've got guts, I'll give you that. I don't condone this, but then when do you ever listen to what I say?

Good luck, I guess. And no, I don't think finding over a million candles and fitting them onto a single cake is a funny idea. Not for him, so please. Drop it.

fuckinstoplights

Another place?

I don't see why this is necessary. I don't want to be there. You don't have time for this.

Reconsider.

inked_jet

[Starscream looks perhaps a bit disgusted. It doesn't, of course, detract from his dashing good looks.]

This is no time for games. Perhaps you have no other demands upon your time, but I have a homeworld to save.

....

...Megatron isn't there?

[The long talons steeple together.] I see. This may bear investigation after all.....

snow_villiers

What? You start playing this quasi-new game and it takes you a while to remember me?

Tch.

Listen, don't just put me to use half-heartedly. If we're going to do this, we need to do it full swing, non-stop, no holding back. Otherwise time's just being wasted.

And no, I don't do cosplays of Thor for your amusement.

youmabait

So what are the plans, huh? I feel like you and I are gonna have some major awesome fun, mun. Oh, it's gonna be totally cool! Even if I'm only ever gonna be stuck in that box of yours. Ah, so what, I'm just glad you're lettin' me out!

shellacking

I was pretty happy being forgotten about. Why the shell would you drag me over here?

Current Mood: angry

greywings

As if Hell wasn't a teenage girl itself, imaging hitting puberty and finding out that whether they be a saint or some dick who sets kittens on fire, you are gonna spend your entire existence defending a stranger.

And that "stranger" is going to be also, whether you like it or not, so important to you that if you fail and they die...well. Why am I explaining this to you? You already know the details.

And yes, I get you love the whole reluctant guardian angel motif, "isn't it just full of possibilities"?
Too bad it is those possibilities that scare me.

young_miranda

A mother…?

You want me to be a-a mother?

(meep)

You realize I'm terrible with children right? They, they hate me mun.

(practically in tears)

A mother…

How can you possibly expect this from me?

(sniffles)

When you said 'pregnancy' I thought it was a joke…

You want me to go home to

thecomplex with a baby? How am I going to explain that?

(horror look)

…what do you mean, I have to tell the father too?

I thought he already knew!

Current Mood: anxious

hairgel

You didn't exactly think this through, did you? That explains the username.

It hasn't occurred to you, to maybe stop and do that? It probably wouldn't hurt to line up a few prospects. Not that - It's just a suggestion, but I guess I can't stop you if you insist on... whatever this is.

silver_fanboy_pirate

Being fused with Marvelous was weird. But battling as all 35 red warriors was awesome! And Marvelous using Gold Mode was really cool too!

I should use the other Ranger Keys more often! Next I think I'll transform into all the green warriors!

dear_guppy

Mun person...? Is that what I'm supposed to call you? Um...

I know you just met me, but please help. I don't wanna be stuck in the basement anymore with all those scary monsters. Mom is also really scary as well, and unless you take me away, she's gonna kill me!

I'll go anywhere! Just don't leave me here alone...Please...

xoxo

Isaac

Current Mood: scared

bestshot

If you'll listen to anything I have to say, wait until the end of the month, alright? If I go back, I want to be able to stay.. and remember everyone.

faithlost

Look, I'm actually happy that you're so excited about your other games. It's a nice change of pace to see you like this for once, and I know your plans with that Katara and getting a new Al sound like a lot of fun.

I'm also not surprised you're looking forward to that Stark guy showing up for Winry more than some potential canon mates.

I don't want to talk about those private lines you're planning, don't even think about it.

All of this is a lot of commitment though, a lot of those activity checks to pass, and threads to keep up with.

Just... Don't forget about us, okay?

You keep putting a lot of things 'on the back burner' and I don't like the looks of it.

badtothebown

I can't believe this is the name you settled on. It's not funny, no. If anything, it's embarrassing. Bad to the-- Haha. [ Rolls his eyes and brings his arms to a fold. ] Oh, and this idea you have to take me from Mid Movie instead of Post Movie, rethink it. Now. I'm not going to work for the Ice Princess.

messiahed

( spoilers inside )

inwitnessprotection

These "games" you keep going on about? Yeah? Unless I'm the one pulling the strings, not really my scene, kiddo.

Hm? Sex games, you say? [ eyebrow waggle ] Well, now. Those ones do sound interesting.

pnshandnslv

So you've opted... NOT to give me my body back?

I am uncertain how much longer I can play this... game of yours...

gammabruce

I'm not one to usually protest things, but these memes are getting out of hand. Your tendency to drop threads notwithstanding, you still have several other things to finish. An application, a permissions post--need I go on, mun?

Please stop procrastinating with Tumblr. That's not helping, nor will it get things done any quicker.

thornado

I fail to understand what you seek to accomplish with this. You do not have any of those games in mind, and you do not have the time for anything else.

If having my voice inside of the space in your head causes you such doubt I would suggest you cease. I hold no desire to be toyed with.

unguligrade

[Oh hey, here's a rather displeased assassin crossing her arms.]

[Yeah. She's not particularly happy about having being suddenly being interrupted during a mission. A rather important one, to be exact.]

[Whoever this person was that thought their inane hobbies should supersede what she was currently doing should feel lucky that they are out of physical reach.]

[Want to say hi?]

(( canon is Deus Ex: Human Revolution ))

imreadytoeat

Mun! ...Hehe, what a funny name! But um... Nice to meet you! Yo!

Am I able to meet Soma and friends? I want to meet them again, yes! I want to see them smiling and having fun again!

fortitudo

Uh mun? It's great and all that you're letting me out.... but... lately you've been reading some strange fanfics to get a better handle on my voice.

I mean, Dawn's my friend, nothing more than that.

[...]

Stop grinning please....

doublefacepalm

[Like anyone would remember this nameless character. Either way, she has something to say!]

That's it. I quit! I'm turning in my resignation, because this isn't worth the stress! It'd be one thing if I died, but no! I was doing fine in Junon, and then! And then! I was put on that submarine and taken hostage! and then I was left with two complete idiots who only cared about their victory poses, the enemies even forgetting we existed! While that huge meteor was fallin'! So I. Quit.

[And after all that, and a moment panting, she'll just deflate.]

...I need a drink and a long vacation. That's why I'm here, right? ...Yeah, that sounds good.

itsabodysuit

But, why? Why does Shiro have to be quiet? Shiro doesn't want to be quiet. She wants to be loud so she can go see Ganta! [Pouting.]

Can I go see Ganta now? Shiro will play nice if Shiro can see Ganta! Let's go see Ganta!

...Ganta's not here? Shiro wants to know where Ganta is.

GAAANTA!

ima_something

[There's that taptaptap of fire poker against the ankle of her boot.]

... and where exactly do you think you're going with this?

officehoursover

That's right: now that the deadline's been met, cry deeply, make a schedule, promise to mend your procrastinating ways and keep on top of everything -

Then mess up all over again, same time, next year.

Took you a while, but you're getting the hang of the editing spirit.

battlemaged

A collar.

A collar!

Do I look like a damned mabari to you?!

his_mistress

Dear Lady Mundane,

I truly do not appreciate you having you inflict me with something so terrible. A plague is something one should not tease about. Now an unnecessary amount of people are worried about me and on top of that, it may disfigure me. As a lady, you should know that appearance means a lot to me. I hope at least proper care is administered as soon as possible before anything too terrible happens to me.

...What do you mean there's no current cure...

intruding

Hey, you have until tomorrow night. Don't jump the gun. I know you miss me, but I know how this stuff works now. When you get up to three people in one place, you gotta be careful. So think about it, I'll still be here.

Toby

dreamlessdrift

... ... ...I don't appreciate being forced to catch those Lillipups.

[He doesn't care if it was to help some trainer he vaguely knew from that "WI-FI" club either. He's a jerk anyway- Speaking of which.]

Good riddance.

reicheru

So uh, Mrs? Ms? Mz?

Oh yes Mrs.

SO. Mrs. Mun; That's a really strange way to pronounce my name. Is that really how it's supposed to look? I know I had amnesia and all but I think I should remember how to pronounce my own name.

But that's besides the point. Where are we going now? Do you have a new adventure for me? I really liked the last one but all my friends went away. I miss having a world to relic hunt in! And I was getting so good at it too. Much better than I was before the accident. With...well that's not important. No. No we shouldn't look for ghosts of the past either. I don't want to intrude upon his happiness.

dadwasavillain

Not this again.

justanothercop

Oi! Don't blame me! It's not like I want to be this way! Hey - be happy that your little 'ship' didn't get sunk, alright?

Also? I would appreciate it if you wouldn't write on that Plurk thing that I should - that Laura wants me to - okay, I quote -

ROBBIE, YOU STUPID TWIT - LAURA HAS AS MUCH AS TOLD YOU "PLEASE, JUMP MY BONES"

Dr. Hobson is a sophisticated and intelligent woman. She isn't some horny teenager. She doesn't think in these terms and certainly not about me. Jeez.

[long pause as he watches his mun faceplam and then just stare him]

What?

omniferous

Don't want to.

idkworldruler

...I'm uncertain why you didn't just make a new journal for this character idea of yours. I don't really care much if I'm not in a game where it matters, it still matters to me.

Though I suppose it's too late to have you change your mind now. Considering that you've already changed the icons. Though couldn't you have used someone with less of an idiotic, looking face?

...Also, doesn't that game of yours come out next month?

spiritblocked

I don't know why you go out of your way to tag him. He's a good-for-nothing and I hope you realize that.

And Ikki is right. He does smell like a lady.

[This is where I shamelessly enable all AtLA and LoK muses to have fun in here, while also mentioning an Episode 8 Spoiler Warning.]

dathoodie

Ah? Why're you so concerned about my upbringing, mundane? I believe my parents did a splendid job! Simply because I cannot hold a conversation with my fellow students doesn't mean I lack social skills, either. I just... have not studied enough television!!

So, really, there's no need to feel bad for me! How about we just strip naked and enjoy each other's company? Come, now! Take off your clothes, mundane! The greatest bonds are formed when two people are naked with each other!!

omegabound

I was foolish to think that you had decided to stop thinking up new and improved ways to humiliate me.

.....Stop looking at me like that. Go pester someone else.

piercethesky

Mundane.

So you wish to once again take the reigns of a sky pirate such as myself, yes? While you believe you may not have the time to give effort, I suppose I shall leave you with the benefit of the doubt.

Come what may, Mundane. I will be sure to be prepared.

rockthelaw

...You know, Fraülein, this isn't the best idea you've had.

neverquits

All the voices in your head...and you pick me. Thanks for that.

--no, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but there is this war going on and I'm sort of, well, busy, just in case that wasn't evident enough.

[...]

Mmhm, the last time I heard "It'll only be a minute!", we had to all but drag Joker out of that triple-x store at Zathura. Oh, good God, fine. Let's get whatever it is you need done outta the damned way so I can get back to my job, all right?

Right.

Now. Let's get crackin'. Gotta galaxy to save and all that.

dorkling

We're pals, right? Good friends.... friends that wouldn't send friends to.... sex games without their boyfriends just to torture them and because you can.

I mean, sure you can throw the teenage hormone thing at me, but c'mon I can control myself just fine. Let's just forget about the whole thing and move along..? Sounds like a good plan, right?

moonlit_star

Well!

Who doesn't like festivals, school festival or otherwise?

Current Mood: excited

I think we have issues.

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