on finally making an account...to app to Dirty Vegas with. Probably.

[rockthelaw]

...You know, Fraülein, this isn't the best idea you've had.

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[raincoatruinedit]

They have good ideas?

[rockthelaw]

Occasionally. Just...not mine.

[raincoatruinedit]

Sounds harsh. What is it?

is that Jeremy Brenner?

[rockthelaw]

She wants to send me to a place where I'd be forced to have sex. With men. And only men.

Jeremy Renner, yeah. Before he was a spy. XD

[raincoatruinedit]

Only men?

[Oooh. That's harsh.]

Yup, that's right up there with pushing an old lady off a roof.

niiiiiiiiiiiice XD

[rockthelaw]

Sadly, this isn't illegal.

It is. <3

[raincoatruinedit]

Well... There's kidnapping, sex trafficking, rape, non-con, assaulting a prosecutor of the state...

I'm sure I can think of a few more laws.

[rockthelaw]

She says that, since I'm from the 'fictional future', none of those apply to me. I think, at least. She's too busy laughing at me to get a straight answer out of her.

[raincoatruinedit]

Incoherency? I'd say drugs, if I'm honest. These muns've gotta be high on something.

[rockthelaw]

What is it, though? [A beat] And where can we get some? [THAT IS A JOKE]

[raincoatruinedit]

Not when I'm on the job, Mr. Prosecutor.

[Though he is smiling.]

[magicalpanties]

Oh, you're going to Vegas? Lucky you! I've always wanted to do a big show there. It's like every performer's dream!

[rockthelaw]

Ah, Fraülein. It's not that Vegas.

[magicalpanties]

Oh, really? Are you sure? I mean, how many Vegases can there be?

[She stops, and starts quietly talking to herself as she thinks something over.]

Vegases? Veg-as? Vegasii?

[rockthelaw]

At least two. The one we know and...this one.

[magicalpanties]

What's the difference?

[rockthelaw]

You wouldn't be allowed near this one.

[magicalpanties]

Why not?

[She gasps.]

Oh no, they don't allow magic acts, do they!?

[rockthelaw]

Yes, that's it exactly!

[Dodged a bullet there, thank God]

Sorry, Fraülein.