cancercarcino: (I'm fresh out of fucks to give)
[personal profile] cancercarcino
SO YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING THROUGH WITH THIS?
I GET THAT YOU POSSESS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FUCKING DIRT NOODLE, BUT I DON'T EXACTLY ENJOY THE IDEA OF BEING SHIPPED OFF TO SOME NEW LOCALE LIKE I'M A PIECE OF CARGO.
HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FINE WITH LIVING IN ONE GAME, AND THAT BEING FORCED INTO OTHERS ISN'T EXACTLY REGISTERING VERY HIGHLY ON THE 'THINGS KARKAT VANTAS WISHES TO DO BEFORE ALL OF PARADOX SPACE GETS BORED WITH THE BIGGEST PUNCHLINE EVER SPAWNED AND DECIDES TO TERMINATE HIM IN A SPECTACULARLY HILARIOUS AND BRIGHTLY-COLOURED MANNER' LIST?
I'M ALREADY SETTLED QUITE NICELY AT THE SHIP, SO WHY THE FLYING NOOKSNIFFING FUCK WOULD YOU SEND ME OFF TO SOME OTHER PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE BEEN AT THE SAME GAME FOR A LONG TIME?
AND NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT WHAT GOES ON IN THAT DEFECTIVE HUMAN THINK PAN OF YOURS, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE STILL NOT DONE WITH THOSE FINAL HUMAN SCHOOLFEEDING EXAMS, AND INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THAT LIKE A COMPETENT HUMAN.
AND I'M BEING GENEROUS IN USING THE TERM 'COMPETENT', ENCLOSURE TALON INCLUDED, IF GOING BY MY EXPERIENCE WITH THESE 'MUNS' IS ANYTHING TO GO BY.
INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GETTING OFF YOUR ASS AND, I DON'T KNOW, DOING SOME STUDYING SO THAT YOU GET A DECENT MARK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE MORE THAN ONE GAME? I KNOW YOUR ASTOUNDINGLY SMALL ATTENTION SPAN HAS FUCKED YOU OVER IN THE PAST, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY OF THAT ANY THOUGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR THINK PAN SETTLED ON ONE IDEA.
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS IF YOU DO DECIDE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE, JUST MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE THAT'LL ONLY MARGINALLY MAKE ME WANT TO STAB MY OWN GLANCE NUGGETS OUT WITH MY CLAWS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW A FEW OF THE OTHER MUNS IN A GAME DOESN'T MEAN I'LL WANT TO GO THERE.
AND IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS ASININE IDEA, MAKE SURE I AT LEAST KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THERE!
2cool4guardian: (Default)
[personal profile] 2cool4guardian
Since you're all "miss organization" and stuff, why don't we make a list?

*Two firebenders
*The goddess of the sun
*Mages and witches that use -guess what- fire spells
*The princess of the fire kingdom who also happens to be a fire avatar
*A man in a red armor who shoots really hot... stuff
*Sending me to work on that stupid spring planet
*All those fire Pokémon - heck, those even live here!

...and now you added to the headspace that little smug lion who also breathes fire and answers to the sun. You aren't funny, mun. Believe me, I know everything about funny.
hawkethis: (UHH ➳ Guuuurl no you didn't.)
[personal profile] hawkethis
Oh no, I'll have to insist you stop that right now. Didn't your mother ever tell you no sad faces were allowed at the dinner table? Harp on it constantly, if we're being honest with each other? Which, by the by, we're not. I would never say such things about my mother.

You could rival Fenris and Anders combined with that pout, but I'm afraid it's not in the least bit convincing. No, serrah, pouts and frowns and sad pitiful things absolutely do not work on me at all.

Don't you give me that look.

You know all you have to do is say the word. That's how a partnership works, isn't it? Though offering coin with the beck-and-call helps ease the sting a bit...that's not going to work, is it? Someday, perhaps. The point is, all this moping about like my shadow's this awful thing to stand in is ridiculous.

Maker, you're turning into my brother. If I asked nicely, would you stop?

Proactivity. Iniative. Yadda, yadda, do I sound authoritative enough to get you to listen yet?
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[personal profile] tibetanpeople
I must admit, I admire your ethic. Going for two different characters in two different rps, with such a huge difference between them? Not bad. I do, also appreciate your love for my show. Not many people your age know about it. No one your age was even alive back then!

However...

I don't want to be rude but... Space? I'm a very spiritual person, so I don't think that's quite... the place for me to be. But don't let me stop you! Go on ahead.

Oh, but the history changes? That's dangerous my friend! The possibility of... him taking over my body at any given moment..! I would prefer he stay far, far away.
moicheftikos: (Like a symphony.)
[personal profile] moicheftikos
So, Miss Mun, are you actually gonna do it? You've wanted to app me in for how many months, now? Apps are accepted next weekend, you know that, right?

...Fine, you've got tonight and all day tomorrow to do it, so I'm holding you to it. Now drink your wine, you've had a long week.
getinmyoven: (no they weren't alive when I baked them)
[personal profile] getinmyoven
For someone who only decided they wanted to play me last night you're sure putting a lot of effort into setting up this journal for me, mun. Of course I appreciate the time you've spent already, but perhaps you should finish my application before anything else. At the very least you should try making a practice post somewhere. You may not find my voice as easy as you're expecting.

...

Yes, I suppose that is what you're doing now. Are you going to work more on my application? After all, you won't have so much time once you're back at work. It will turn out a lot better if you don't try and rush to finish it last minute.
crockblocking: (That is so interesting. Dang.)
[personal profile] crockblocking
Okay, I get it. You're not feeling anything at the moment, so you know what you should do about it? Either drop and move on or figure something out.

If you didn't already know, being strung along like this isn't any fun.
mylittletrixie: (Curious)
[personal profile] mylittletrixie
I've never seen you before. What am I doing here? Why do I need to talk to you? My voice is just fine. I'm talking to you, right? So why does it need to be tested?

[Trixie gasps.]

Is something wrong with it?

...No? Uh... I still don't get why it needs to be tested.

A spaceship?

[Trixie's eyes go wide.]

You mean a ship in space? I've never been there before! You think my parents can let me go see? Or can they come with?

[A moment passes and Trixie tilts her head a little in confusion.]

What do you mean I'm going to have myself as a parent? I don't think that can happen, unday. The future? What's it like in the future? What does my cutie mark look like?
reincarnational: (•change of seasons)
[personal profile] reincarnational
Stop this. You know nobody personally who has even read that book and you certainly have a long time until you can read it yourself.

Getting upset is most ridiculous in this situation. You're wasting time.
2cool4guardian: (Default)
[personal profile] 2cool4guardian
Fall hasn't even arrived yet and you're already complaining about the cold? It's official, you're not worthy of me. And another thing, mun: as much as I like nicknames, calling Sandy "Mermaid Pimp"? Not funny. I didn't need that mental image.

Let's go back to the game now. You promised me some fun for Saint Patrick's Day. [Jack grins behind his green scarf and rubs his thumb and fingers together.] How much pinching do you think an alien can take?
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[personal profile] canterinthesky
What an adorable little name you gave this account mun, no really I enjoy being reminded of not living up to unrealistic expectations. [Grumble]

Just because I've come to terms with my book doesn't mean I want to talk about it.

And there's these two games, yeah they both sound very tempting, especially the one where Equestria met it's untimely demise, yeah I'll be really looking forward to that one... [sigh]
ivorywings: (changing my heart)
[personal profile] ivorywings
Oh no.

Overseer of this sorry little rock I may be but under no circumstances am I actually supposed to interact with these little balls of joy and sin. You may recall that I'm actually encouraged not to make contact with but merely to observe. You'll also recall that anything so deadly as "fun" is strictly forbidden from my person, on account of the fact that it has all but definitely been the cause of death for some of the more rigid pricks of my kind.

All seriousness aside, I am far more than happy to let the spiritual personifications of... whatever you're currently interested in continue on their merry way. Not due entirely in part to that whole law of "until such a time as a third party interferes with the" blah blah blah, surprisingly enough, but because I do like a little me time.

You know, that thing I haven't had in the last 6 months. A paltry stretch for a lesser immortal, I'm aware, but it is draining after a while. Let us see how well you enjoy having the nattering of angels in your ear for decades at a time. 10 years old or 10000, I assure you a vacation will not be far from your mind.

And no, this post does not qualify. You're not obligated to respond to my "concerns."
snowpointvictor: (Annoyed)
[personal profile] snowpointvictor
Really mun? This again? Didn't you learn last time that I'm not interested in the game? Give it up. I don't want to go to that game particularly with the 'powers' you have in mind for me. That's it, case closed.

Wishing you'd give it up, Zoey.
starbolting: (smile smile smile)
[personal profile] starbolting
Oh, yes! Playing games does sound like fun! I am afraid I am not very good, but I have played many of these games with Beast Boy and Cyborg. What sort of video game shall we be playing? A racing game? Or perhaps one with tiny figures upon the screen that we shall have fight to the death?

No?

....I am sorry, but I have never heard of an "Exsilium," or a "Gargle-blast." What sort of games might those be?
cape_and_wizard_hat: (Default)
[personal profile] cape_and_wizard_hat
Trixie hasn't changed at all. Not one single bit.

[Trixie seems a bit flustered about what's going on in the game she's in. She's trying to hide it.]

Trixie just has to find out information about that martial arts amulet.
2cool4guardian: (Default)
[personal profile] 2cool4guardian
Do you have to look so happy? It's just a reserve. Maybe the Vogons won't let him in. Ever thought that aliens could be allergic to rabbit fur, mmh?

[By now, Jack, they've become allergic to snow.]

Also, for the record? I'm absolutely not "tsun-ing". ...whatever that is.

[Translation: the idiot is as happy as his mun.]

yashaou: (pic#1676108)
[personal profile] yashaou
You've returned from your journey, now you have a promise to complete.

Please do not delay even further. Even your duties are coming into line to do this once more.

Ashura needs me.
asterbatics: (aster ↻ >;D)
[personal profile] asterbatics
 Okay honestly? Not all that surprised. You can't really ignore me when I get in your headspace, so it was only a matter of time.

No, what surprises me is how long you went without feeling the aster.

Because really; first sidekick, first robin, your first muse? You can't ignore me for too long. Even if you wanted to.

And I mean, it's no poké-world, and I've been in space, but hey. Why not? Wally, Arty and Zee are already there, and while I'm all for having the whole team back together, beggars can't be choosers. As long as I'm out I'm whelmed.

...

You're kinda rusty with this, aren't you? Maybe you should get back on that canon review.
2cool4guardian: (Default)
[personal profile] 2cool4guardian
A job? I don't need a stupid job to fight a bunch of pirates! Why do you find the idea so amusing anyway? And you didn't sign me up for the jailbreak either! They have kids in there, including Vanellope. If something happens to them, I swear...

[What happened to protecting the ones left on the ship, Jack?]

Know what, fine. Now stop reading fanfiction and go back to tagging - you promised me some action, mun, and my staff has pirates' names written on it.