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SO YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING THROUGH WITH THIS?
I GET THAT YOU POSSESS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FUCKING DIRT NOODLE, BUT I DON'T EXACTLY ENJOY THE IDEA OF BEING SHIPPED OFF TO SOME NEW LOCALE LIKE I'M A PIECE OF CARGO.
HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FINE WITH LIVING IN ONE GAME, AND THAT BEING FORCED INTO OTHERS ISN'T EXACTLY REGISTERING VERY HIGHLY ON THE 'THINGS KARKAT VANTAS WISHES TO DO BEFORE ALL OF PARADOX SPACE GETS BORED WITH THE BIGGEST PUNCHLINE EVER SPAWNED AND DECIDES TO TERMINATE HIM IN A SPECTACULARLY HILARIOUS AND BRIGHTLY-COLOURED MANNER' LIST?
I'M ALREADY SETTLED QUITE NICELY AT THE SHIP, SO WHY THE FLYING NOOKSNIFFING FUCK WOULD YOU SEND ME OFF TO SOME OTHER PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE BEEN AT THE SAME GAME FOR A LONG TIME?
AND NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT WHAT GOES ON IN THAT DEFECTIVE HUMAN THINK PAN OF YOURS, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE STILL NOT DONE WITH THOSE FINAL HUMAN SCHOOLFEEDING EXAMS, AND INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THAT LIKE A COMPETENT HUMAN.
AND I'M BEING GENEROUS IN USING THE TERM 'COMPETENT', ENCLOSURE TALON INCLUDED, IF GOING BY MY EXPERIENCE WITH THESE 'MUNS' IS ANYTHING TO GO BY.
INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GETTING OFF YOUR ASS AND, I DON'T KNOW, DOING SOME STUDYING SO THAT YOU GET A DECENT MARK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE MORE THAN ONE GAME? I KNOW YOUR ASTOUNDINGLY SMALL ATTENTION SPAN HAS FUCKED YOU OVER IN THE PAST, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY OF THAT ANY THOUGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR THINK PAN SETTLED ON ONE IDEA.
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS IF YOU DO DECIDE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE, JUST MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE THAT'LL ONLY MARGINALLY MAKE ME WANT TO STAB MY OWN GLANCE NUGGETS OUT WITH MY CLAWS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW A FEW OF THE OTHER MUNS IN A GAME DOESN'T MEAN I'LL WANT TO GO THERE.
AND IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS ASININE IDEA, MAKE SURE I AT LEAST KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THERE!
I GET THAT YOU POSSESS THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FUCKING DIRT NOODLE, BUT I DON'T EXACTLY ENJOY THE IDEA OF BEING SHIPPED OFF TO SOME NEW LOCALE LIKE I'M A PIECE OF CARGO.
HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FINE WITH LIVING IN ONE GAME, AND THAT BEING FORCED INTO OTHERS ISN'T EXACTLY REGISTERING VERY HIGHLY ON THE 'THINGS KARKAT VANTAS WISHES TO DO BEFORE ALL OF PARADOX SPACE GETS BORED WITH THE BIGGEST PUNCHLINE EVER SPAWNED AND DECIDES TO TERMINATE HIM IN A SPECTACULARLY HILARIOUS AND BRIGHTLY-COLOURED MANNER' LIST?
I'M ALREADY SETTLED QUITE NICELY AT THE SHIP, SO WHY THE FLYING NOOKSNIFFING FUCK WOULD YOU SEND ME OFF TO SOME OTHER PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE BEEN AT THE SAME GAME FOR A LONG TIME?
AND NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT WHAT GOES ON IN THAT DEFECTIVE HUMAN THINK PAN OF YOURS, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
YOU'RE STILL NOT DONE WITH THOSE FINAL HUMAN SCHOOLFEEDING EXAMS, AND INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON THAT LIKE A COMPETENT HUMAN.
AND I'M BEING GENEROUS IN USING THE TERM 'COMPETENT', ENCLOSURE TALON INCLUDED, IF GOING BY MY EXPERIENCE WITH THESE 'MUNS' IS ANYTHING TO GO BY.
INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GETTING OFF YOUR ASS AND, I DON'T KNOW, DOING SOME STUDYING SO THAT YOU GET A DECENT MARK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE MORE THAN ONE GAME? I KNOW YOUR ASTOUNDINGLY SMALL ATTENTION SPAN HAS FUCKED YOU OVER IN THE PAST, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY OF THAT ANY THOUGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW THERE'S NO STOPPING YOU WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR THINK PAN SETTLED ON ONE IDEA.
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS IF YOU DO DECIDE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE, JUST MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE THAT'LL ONLY MARGINALLY MAKE ME WANT TO STAB MY OWN GLANCE NUGGETS OUT WITH MY CLAWS.
JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW A FEW OF THE OTHER MUNS IN A GAME DOESN'T MEAN I'LL WANT TO GO THERE.
AND IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS ASININE IDEA, MAKE SURE I AT LEAST KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THERE!