On game shenanigans

[2cool4guardian]

A job? I don't need a stupid job to fight a bunch of pirates! Why do you find the idea so amusing anyway? And you didn't sign me up for the jailbreak either! They have kids in there, including Vanellope. If something happens to them, I swear...

[What happened to protecting the ones left on the ship, Jack?]

Know what, fine. Now stop reading fanfiction and go back to tagging - you promised me some action, mun, and my staff has pirates' names written on it.

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[trololoki]

You shouldn't yell so much. You'll blow a fuse.

[2cool4guardian]

I'm not yelling. You need to wash your ears. [Squinting his eyes.] Do I know you?

[trololoki]

I dunno. Do you?

[2cool4guardian]

I don't know. You look familiar, but I'm pretty sure you aren't in game.

[trololoki]

Well, you're clearly a smarter Jack Frost than most. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

[2cool4guardian]

Flattery isn't taking you anywhere. I know, I do the same.

[trololoki]

Do you? Then you're smarter than I thought.

But I'm honestly curious, so go ahead. Guess.

[needsnoheadsman]

[So does his sword.]

I'll find your friend and keep her safe for you, then. [You have his word.]

[2cool4guardian]

[Oh, Robb, Jack could hug you right now.]

Thank you, man. I know there's a bunch of people organizing a rescue, but it's just so... frustrating.

[needsnoheadsman]

[He's been there before, he knows what it's like to not be able to do anything when your loved ones get taken away from you.]

Aye, it is. You need not worry, I'm certain no one will let anything happen to the pirates' hostages. [His sister's among them. He sure as hell isn't letting anything happen to her.]

[2cool4guardian]

That's what my mun says. [And he isn't a big fan of her right now.] At least I still can fight on the ship. You're going there, right? Punch a pirate for me, would you.

[needsnoheadsman]

Mine as well, and so far I've had no other choice but to trust her. [Not that he actually does, but, you know.]

You have my word. [He'll punch them. In the face. With a sword.]

[2cool4guardian]

That's brave of you. I think I'm leaving "trusting my mun" as a last moment tactic. [Maybe he can punch her too?]