You said you liked new worlds...

[a_whole_new_world]

You have my attention. Aladdin showed me a "new world", but it wasn't the same as the worlds you're describing.

Do they really exist?

{She has a certain tiger close at hand, offering his rather intimidating support.}

What do you think, Rajah?

SPOILERS: Welcome to Night Vale

[survivinginternship]

( No, really, Night Vale spolers. )

Voicetesting sooo cautiously

[dr_erskine]

You don't need to be so nervous. Perhaps it would help if you quit playing horror games at this late hour. You'll do fine. I'm not a complicated man, nor remarkable - and what you don't know about science, you can learn.

[...really.]

You should at least try. Science is good fun, and it can be used for great things, although, of course, you need the right people to make a better future.

Speaking of which - how is Steven, anyway? Your mind, it's so full and yet I can't get any useful information from all these ponies. Perhaps it's time to invest in someone who I know, or who at least walks on two legs.

what you're feeling is a thing called 'feelings'

[crownless]

I ran away from that conversation like a fucking coward, and all you can say is that you're sorry you let it escalate?

Go to hell.

Canon is Strike Back

[justfucked]

I'm fucked enough without you thinking I'd be fun. Stop while you're ahead. Trust me you'll be happier for it.

canon is hanakimi

[boyslang]

It's not funny. Are you listening? I didn't go home for my older brother and I can't stop now, just because you're asking me to, mun. At least not until he jumps again.

This is important to me.

So no games, okay? Just home.

Rawr

[legaltoughguy]

No. I'm not any happier than I was when you dropped me. Take Stonebridge's advice down there and just leave it the hell alone.

WC and Canada's birthday

[savoir_faire]

Merci~! Merci~!

I thought we would have lost too~! Do not worry ma princesse, we will give Ludwig a good game, non~!?

But for now, Bon Anniversairre Mattieu~!!!!

she's back, she's back

[misstactless]

So you think you can just put me on some shelf so you can dust me off and play around whenever you feel like it? First of all, I'm not just some doll that waits around for you amusement. If anything, this model is limited edition and by letting me get dusty you're completely decreasing my value. Which, for the record, is totally through the roof.

Second? I need to get out more often not just for general cleanliness but, I mean, can you imagine what it's like sitting on your ass for months on end and then get asked to run a 5K? I don't even want to think about what my calves must look like right now.

Third! Third, don't get my hopes up. I don't like getting disappointed, okay?

And fourth...okay, I'm pretty sure there was a fourth. Four's a good round number, you know?

Also, ew? I've been here for four minutes and not having a paid account feels like I'm slumming it at the Goodwill. Just because I'm on a budget doesn't mean I have to sacrifice quality. Or has it really been that long?

Miss Pauling - Team Fortress 2

[onedayoff]

Hello? Hello?

I'm not actually sure how you got this connection, but I should advise you that doing so violates company policy 123-b subsection Gamma (not to mention several shadow Federal Government bylaws), and according to standard operating procedure thereby necessitates a quick and quiet termination.

Of your life.

By killing you.

Actually, come to think of it, that's pretty much our procedure for every violation of company policy. Which you can't know. Because you'll be dead.

So, if you could do me a really big favor and stop posting as me on some online community and wait by your door for the very large Russian man with the machine gun, that would be appreciated.

Oh, and try not to bleed too much? It really makes cleanup a lot harder. Thanks again!

canon: dilbert

[dogbert]

Well it seems someone picked up an interest in me. Curiously enough, I've been in print for a while now. Took you long enough.

Anyways, if you don't mind, I think I'm going to run for president again. Although, as of late I've been thinking of forming another cult.

Then again there's always Elbonia I can go back to.

( he pauses and thinks. )

Well the possibilities are endless aren't they? I guess I'll grab all the interns and put sticky notes that read the different possibilities. Then I'll shoot darts at them, see which one sticks.

That will help me make up my mind.

[On identities, Belgians, and Canadians]

[luckandpluck]

 ... yeah, I don't see that happening. You yourself said you like me as I am, that meaning you don't have any other reason to change anything else about me. Besides, I like my name, and I generally like how I look; and from the looks of it, so do you. Why, then, are you thinking 'bout things you don't even want to do anyway? Get a grip and forget about it. You said so yourself: you're not doing it.

Now, with that said.

I get you want to see me plummet the Belgians and all, but you do got a thing called sleep to do too, right? Look, I don't blame you for pretty much living at the other side of the world okay maybe a little since I kinda want to see how it'll go too. I guess you can wake up early or something, but only if you get some rest. I don't want you dozing off in the middle of the game, y'know-- just because I don't care much about soccer doesn't mean I don't got any intention on winning at all.

Don't bring up statistics, you know just as well as I do that this World Cup is pretty fucked up.

Lastly, shout-out to a certain brother of mine celebrating a very special day for him! I demand half of the cake I just know you're gonna get, by the way. It's only fair, you know it.

EDIT: God damn it Belgium.

Mun is celebrating Gettysburg, and returns to this killjoy

[lifewithnoconsequence]

if I'm such a killjoy then why even spend it with me? This has nothing to do with me.

(no subject)

[cheesybread]

You didn't really think that far on this one, did you?

That's okay! Neither does Uncle Bucky!

So...are we going to talk about how I've only gone one parent and the other parent seems to change with whoever's playing around?

[Maybe. Not really. Should've thought this one through.]

You do that. I'm gonna see if I can work on my painting for Pops' birthday.