canon: dilbert

[dogbert]

Well it seems someone picked up an interest in me. Curiously enough, I've been in print for a while now. Took you long enough.

Anyways, if you don't mind, I think I'm going to run for president again. Although, as of late I've been thinking of forming another cult.

Then again there's always Elbonia I can go back to.

( he pauses and thinks. )

Well the possibilities are endless aren't they? I guess I'll grab all the interns and put sticky notes that read the different possibilities. Then I'll shoot darts at them, see which one sticks.

That will help me make up my mind.

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[uknowuwantmebaby]

And just like newspaper, you're part of a dying craft!

[dogbert]

Excuse me?

I'll have you know, that I will forever remain a part of this world, for centuries to come.

( he's already invested most of his money on future ads that depict him as an ancient mayan god. )

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah but did you sit on the edge of the universe for 300 years? Didn't think so.

[You silly organics and your mortality.]