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[legaltoughguy]

No. I'm not any happier than I was when you dropped me. Take Stonebridge's advice down there and just leave it the hell alone.

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[whatishouldadone]

Someday muns will listen.

Someday hell might freeze over too.

[legaltoughguy]

That's why I told her to fuck off.

And then your face-twin down there had to show up.

[blueherring]

Sucks, doesn't it?
But no use being so mad about it. Never changes anything.

Aren't I right, ...legal tough guy...?

[She smiles-- she's teasing you.]

[legaltoughguy]

Yeah, you don't know me...I'm the pain in the ass. It's kind of what I do.

[A small smirk.]

Besides, I got my heart broken twice over so -- I have a right to be an even bigger asshole, in my opinion.

[blueherring]

I could guess. Most legal tough guys are.

[She bit her lip and smiled, but when he mentioned getting his heart broken twice, her eyebrows raised. That's rough buddy.]

Yeesh.
What happened?... You've gotta tell me.

[legaltoughguy]

It's in the job description.

[A dry laugh.]

I was seeing a pair of firefighters from Chicago. It didn't work out.

[blueherring]

A pair.
So, you're a player.

[legaltoughguy]

Not exactly. We were in a polyamorous relationship. But I'm sure I did something to screw it up. I usually do.

[blueherring]

Ho-ot.

[Jealousyyy. But then she blinked-- sorry, that was inappropriate. Whoops.]

I-I mean... man, that sucks...
Maybe you can fix it! Happened recently right?
Charm your way right back into their polyamourous hearts.

[legaltoughguy]

It's been a few months. They haven't been around, or I'd go see them.

[He laughs.]

It's okay. Trust me, when we had our first threesome I thought I'd hit my fantasy too.

[blueherring]

[She was biting a smile right off her lips.]

Naughty naughty cop...
You sound like you're right out of a porn flick.

So what have you been doing to keep yourself busy in the meantime, tough guy?

[The tough guy thing will never get old.]

[legaltoughguy]

Private investigator, actually.

I renovated my entire apartment, helped my sister plan her wedding, attended said wedding, and I'm considering taking a vacation.

a hundred apologies for her sassiness

[blueherring]

Oh please, you're a cop.
A fancy cop.

[She's gotten too many run ins with the law. You're the same. Only hotter.]

Mmmm~mmmm~? Look at that. Me too.
Don't know where yet, but I do know it's somewhere I get to be in a bikini.

lol none needed his default setting is dick, generally

[legaltoughguy]

I approve of that idea. I just want to get the hell out of Chicago.

[blueherring]

That bad.

[She'll give him a playful nudge with her shoulder.]

You'll get in trouble with a mindset like that, tiger.

[legaltoughguy]

[He laughed.]

Like what? Trying to figure out what you'd look like in a bikini?

[blueherring]

Oh, so you're curious now?

[She had to admit, and not even vainly, she was sexy as hell.]

[legaltoughguy]

I'm a man. You bring up a woman in a bikini, course I'm gonna think about it.

[blueherring]

What's your name... man?

[That last word was articulated to perfection. She circled him a slowly, but it was definitely playful.]

[legaltoughguy]

Andrew Garrett.

[He chuckled.]

And if you want me to start talking dirty to you, we're going to have to take this somewhere less public.

[blueherring]

I'm. Not. Easy. Andrew. Garrett.

[She gave his chest a gentle jab with a finger at each word. She was beaming though. Kat was an exceptional flirt.]

[legaltoughguy]

[He laughed.]

You assume I'm expecting you to put out. There's no harm in flirting just for the fun of it.

[blueherring]

Take a trip with me then.

[She winked.]

We'll both get out of our cities.

[legaltoughguy]

I would like that.

Although, what do I call you now?

[blueherring]

My answer depends if you're gonna arrest me or not.

[legaltoughguy]

Even if I wanted to, which I don't, I can't arrest you. I work for a law firm.

[blueherring]

Call me Kat.

[She looked guilty-- as if she were lying, even if she wasn't.]

Good to meet you.~
Haven't met as many guys as spontaneous as you.

[Just choosing to go on a trip with a stranger was pretty spontaneous.]

[legaltoughguy]

Let's just say there are a lot of things in my life that have changed my perspective, Kat. It's nice to meet you, too.

interested in a psl? :DDD

[blueherring]

Yeah. S'long as it's for the better, there's nothing to complain about. I like to tell myself that all the time.

If I could I'd make a toast to you.
To new beginnings.

happy to do a scene with you, we can see how it goes!

[legaltoughguy]

I think that's a very good idea.