Canon is Strike Back

[justfucked]

I'm fucked enough without you thinking I'd be fun. Stop while you're ahead. Trust me you'll be happier for it.

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[kmorgan]

Of course you're fucked. You were on my show.

[justfucked]

I'm fucked well enough because of my own show.

[kmorgan]

Weren't you making out with a DEA agent at some point?

[justfucked]

That's just enough so I think I'm not fucked. I know how that goes.

[kmorgan]

I was hoping you'd at least join me and Jack, but no. Sadly. [Laughs.] I'm Kate. Morgan.

[justfucked]

Michael Stonebridge. Pleasure.

[kmorgan]

Pleasure to meet you too. Are you at least getting a break between seasons?

[justfucked]

If by break you mean she's trying to toss me into memes...

[kmorgan]

If it makes you feel better, mine just put me in one, though it's that 'morning after' one.

[legaltoughguy]

[...]

Yeah, if I were you, I'd get the hell out of here.

[justfucked]

[Okay, give him a moment here.]

[legaltoughguy]

[He had the same reaction.]

You're Damian's partner, right?

[justfucked]

Fuck. is he around here too?

[legaltoughguy]

He was. I haven't seen him in a while.

[Slightly shifty look. It's better for you if you don't ask.]

[justfucked]

Why the shifty eyes? That doesn't generally bode well.

[legaltoughguy]

Nothing bad happened. Just that we were sleeping together at the time.

[justfucked]

Huh.

That's...uh...interesting. Nothing wrong with that.

[filthymouth]

[He'll just be over here snickering in the corner.]

Oh man, I feel so sorry for whoever's stuck with your sorry ass. Finally nice to see some familiar faces around here for once, though.

[justfucked]

Come on I'm a thrill to have about.

[filthymouth]

Yeah, right. Unless you call a pain in the ass a thrill, sure.

[justfucked]

Different strokes and all that shit.

You'd be lost without me.

whoops...

[filthymouth]

Oh, there something you want to share with the rest of the class, Mikey?

First off, I was doing just fine before you turned up. I'm pretty sure it's you who'd be lost without me. After all, I've saved your ass how many times?

I saw nothing...

[justfucked]

You can't say you didn't miss my handsome, charming face.

I'm not sure what you are hoping I'm wanting to share.

right on /thumbs up

[filthymouth]

I wouldn't call it handsome, but I'm glad to see you nonetheless.

[Simply smirking.] Ah, no reason.

[justfucked]

Time to share with the class. [Smirks a bit in return. He's happy to see you Damien.]