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dear_mun2014-07-01 07:44 pm
misstactless) wrote in dear_mun2014-07-01 07:44 pm
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she's back, she's back
So you think you can just put me on some shelf so you can dust me off and play around whenever you feel like it? First of all, I'm not just some doll that waits around for you amusement. If anything, this model is limited edition and by letting me get dusty you're completely decreasing my value. Which, for the record, is totally through the roof.
Second? I need to get out more often not just for general cleanliness but, I mean, can you imagine what it's like sitting on your ass for months on end and then get asked to run a 5K? I don't even want to think about what my calves must look like right now.
Third! Third, don't get my hopes up. I don't like getting disappointed, okay?
And fourth...okay, I'm pretty sure there was a fourth. Four's a good round number, you know?
Also, ew? I've been here for four minutes and not having a paid account feels like I'm slumming it at the Goodwill. Just because I'm on a budget doesn't mean I have to sacrifice quality. Or has it really been that long?
Second? I need to get out more often not just for general cleanliness but, I mean, can you imagine what it's like sitting on your ass for months on end and then get asked to run a 5K? I don't even want to think about what my calves must look like right now.
Third! Third, don't get my hopes up. I don't like getting disappointed, okay?
And fourth...okay, I'm pretty sure there was a fourth. Four's a good round number, you know?
Also, ew? I've been here for four minutes and not having a paid account feels like I'm slumming it at the Goodwill. Just because I'm on a budget doesn't mean I have to sacrifice quality. Or has it really been that long?