New voice, please be gentle

[fortheloveofplasmids]

Does this really seem like a good idea?
I've just managed to escape a city that was crawling with splicers and now you want to take me somewhere else and use me. I've had enough of being a puppet, mun. It's not that I'm uninterested in the thought of an escape from what I've been going through. But the games you have your eye on aren't much of an upgrade to Rapture.

dusting off.

[deathoverbarbie]

So you're coming out of retirement and the first thing you do is give me a new face? Not that I'm complaining. This new one is a little more spot on.

I'm also flattered.. really.. but why not someone else? Why is my name the one pulled from the pit? Don't give me any of that "I missed you" bull. Zeus knows that's a lie.

Though I would like to be dusted off. Maybe take my chances in that new realm. Besides who would be a better pick to fight off some evil forces?

Who knows this could be good. If not... well no harm done, right?

canon is The Good Wife

[yoursob]

( SPOILERS! )

Miller gives advice on MGS

[likesthe_sunglasses]

I think it's good that you're actually re-playing Peace Walker to jog your memory before jumping into Ground Zeroes. It's always good to prepare yourself before a mission. [Because preparation was key, right?] You don't want to throw yourself into a game unaware of the plot and what's going on. That could end in disaster.

At least you'll be giving Boss a better chance that way. I want the guy to win, of course. [Because he's his best buddy.] I know how much you enjoy destroying HIND helicopters with an RPG. [He chuckled.] Who doesn't? That's what you're doing right now, isn't it? I can always lend advice if you need any. That's what I'm here for.

Keep up the good work.

Soliciting for moar Marvels @ boxmods

[chaostic]

You do realize that should a Dr. Doom actually reply to this post, or anyone from my other incarnation's universe, that I will not know them, right?

[ That doesn't matter Loki. You will know them. You will.]

And what, pray tell, makes you believe that they'll come? Introducing more people to this hellish forsaken plot of land isn't a hobby I would boast about, Lady Mundane.

[Shut up. You tried to blow up a planet. I can invite more Marvels in general to a horror game.]

At least my efforts would only have them suffering death once, but do as you will. It is about time we inherited a few characters who weren't quite so morally inclined.

Canon is Rinne no Lagrange

[woofisalie]

Why?

Why did you have to choose that moment to define me? It's embarrassing.

canon is dramatical murder - omg there will be an anime soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abicycle]

....you're seriously putting me out there? With those icons and this username??

Dude, you need to get a better hobby than playing BL video games.

Also, I'd appreciate another review before throwing me into the memes. I know you're excited about the new TV show, but come on. I'm not just for sex, you know!

[Could've fooled me, Aoba.]

-___-

on maybe going to some fairy game with his sister

[diointeriore]

 A-are you sure this is a good idea? I've done all I can for Angelica and the Earl of Manchester, but I-I don't want to cause problems for Sister... I will, won't I? E-even if I don't mean to...

Because his mun is weird...

[forever_prince]

...What is this "Kill la Kill" thing, and why do you suddenly want a crossover? ...Just so Etna can try to make me wear a shirt... that will try to eat me.

...The hell kind of universe has clothes as its major antagonist? Seems pretty lame to me.

Reserved at cityofariel

[billyclub]

You just couldn't stay away, could you.

You didn't even need to hunt for the worst of the worst and already, you're nosediving head first into it. So what are you going to have me do? You realize that I am going to need to do things to earn my abilities back, right?

[Yes, I'm completely aware of that, Matty. All the more reason for you to work for them.]

That's not even the point. You are still sending a blind man to a place where he needs to engage in activities in order for him to fully get himself back together. You know what I'm trying to get at, I know you're not that dense.

[C'mon, it'll be fun. Besides, what if I find your friends and---]

No, you're not going to do that. Ever.

(crossposted to dear_player)

Spoilers are screwing up her canon.

[chaptertwo]

Hold the hell up here. Yes, it's true that Finn being an Assistant State's Attorney, he's on my side of the aisle. So I probably would've worked with him at some point. And he seems like a solid lawyer.

( Spoilers for The Good Wife. )

I'm so thankful the Internet gives me powers of complete canon ignorance.

[Canon is FLCL] Obligatory disapproval of mun's shenanigans

[comingtsun]

Do you really think that shoving weird innuendo into just about all of my threads is that funny? And you're supposed to be a grown-up, huh? Aren't you embarrassed of yourself...?

...Unbelievable. You're just as bad as my dad, you know.

Adults really are the worst.

....

You're not even listening, are you?

[He's giving a look? Let him give a look.]

[luckandpluck]

... you're just trapping yourself in another vicious cycle, aren't you. You know you don't got the time, but you insist on doing this anyway, and if it doesn't turn out right it's gonna end up bad for the both of us.

Though I'm going to stand by the hope that you've learned 'bout managing your time by now.

Anyway, do what you want, I guess. It's a free country after all, isn't it? Well, mine is, but I know yours counts too. 'Least, I'm sure it does.

In other news, are you real sure trying to get me drunk's a good idea? I mean, there's work the next day, and I kind of... don't like what I do when it happens. We already know what happened in Vegas, mun. Which was two days ago. We don't talk 'bout what happened in Vegas.

... right. You just live to cause me more headaches, don't you. At least make sure I got a stock on Tylenol at hand this time.

deadeyes into oblivion

[roweyourboat]

And here I actually thought you were going to play around with the guy who can "jump" from place to place instead. What's his name again? Donal.... Darr.... Da.... Davy! Davy, that's right!

Guess my superpowers are better, huh? Get out while you still can, Davy! So, uh, yeah.... About that DUP struggle.

(no subject)

[getupandgo]

Holy shit.

How many a' me are out there? S'kinda...huuuh. [ weird noodly hand waving sure helps look for words] S'kinda mindfucky.

Like...clones an' shit. I guess? Or huh. I don't fuckin' know. An' that's fuckin' sweet. Friggen army a'asskickers ready to take over the world with sweet moves.
Good lookin' motherfuckers too. [Heh.]



...ah. Jus' one thing, lil miss.
If y'can tone it down on the killin' me part, that'd be sweet. Kinda don't wanna go through that pile of bullshit again.

Thanks.

On revising an app || Hopefully heading for @Beastly_Roses

[sunsetkeeper]

 You should probably get on fixing that app.

I mean, I know you've been sick this week, but you should get it done soon. The longer you leave it, the harder it'll be to do.

...n-not sure if we're home searching right now...

[cuteysadist]

Wow! So you finally decided to put your little brain together and give me some space in your big ol' head, huh?

[ insert obnoxious giggle here ] Oh, I know you're worried about this, since you want to make all kind of friends here! But you don't have to be such a worry wart-- I won't do anything bad, promise!

Bu~ut I do want all my cute little monsters back! It took so long to get them all together! And my collection isn't even complete! You'll find me more exspheres and monsters, won't you, writey? Won't you?

[ cracks her toy rapier against the ground in slight annoyance. ] Won't you?

3x24 (Spoilers abound)

[bigkanimaoncampus]

Danny.
( Seriously. Spoilers. )

Spoilers for Teen Wolf

[wasomega]

Yeah, let's just not talk about it okay?

Voice Test (and some catching up)

[swashduckler]

"Swashduckler," huh? Heh, cute. Glad you finally picked a good name, better than the other ones you thinkin' 'bout. Seriously, "put up your dukes?" What do I look like, some kinda street brawler?

Naw, naw, I like it. I know how important the whole namin' business is for ya, kid. I'm just messin' with ya a bit is all. And don't worry about the lack of "icon" things for now, I'm sure we can scrounge some up later.

So let me see if I got this all straight. You're the "mun," I'm your "muse," and you just run around around this site writing me into these games and "memes." What the blazes is a "meme?" [A sigh and a light facepalm that runs down his bill.] Where's Tanya when ya need her?

[Then a light, warm chuckle.] Man, I sound old. Anyway, good to see you again, sweetheart. Can't believe it's been twenty years since our show got cancelled (lousy production values!), and 'less I'm wrong it's been a few since you saw us on that video site... "YouTube," right? [He places a hand on his heart and gives a slight bow at the waist.] And thanks a ton for pickin' me as your "muse." Especially over Nosedive. [A playful wink from his uncovered eye.] Just so ya know, though, any game you put me in better have hockey. ... Unless it's space hockey. Or at least a good swordfight or two, alright?

Eyeing tartarusnet, maybe?

[whocomeafter]

...Given what just transpired, your choice in where to possibly enlist into is... macabre. Hardly removed from- no. I don't want to talk about it. I can't, don't you understand? Those are my friends that just- just-

[Sigh.] I know what's coming, if only in vague details. You won't tell me, won't let me see. But you're hiding something. And I won't go if you persist in treating me like a child. So, er... reconsider.

That's all I ask.