Because his mun is weird...

[forever_prince]

...What is this "Kill la Kill" thing, and why do you suddenly want a crossover? ...Just so Etna can try to make me wear a shirt... that will try to eat me.

...The hell kind of universe has clothes as its major antagonist? Seems pretty lame to me.

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[uzu]

Talking down about something you don't get, isn't that reckless?

[forever_prince]

...When you've conquered an entire dimension, you kind of earn the right to talk down about lame stuff like that.

[uzu]

[Dungeons and dragons has sure become elaborate.]

Ahhh, no wonder why you're being targeted. It must be a pain ruling the universe, [or whatever] especially from that height.

[100% sarcastic.]

1/?

[forever_prince]

...What did you call me?

2/?

[forever_prince]

...WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

3/?

[forever_prince]

Was that a SHORT joke!?

4/?

[forever_prince]

THAT WAS A SHORT JOKE, WASN'T IT!?

5/5 DONE

[forever_prince]

I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT YOU STUPID HUMAN!

[And out comes a sword taller than he is, somehow pulled from his shorts pocket, and he'll be coming at Uzu swinging.]

THE ICONS

[uzu]

[ALERT, WE HAVE A TINY DRAMA QUEEN ON OUR HANDS. The massive sword-tiny pocket situation is comparable to 100 clowns emerging from a tiny car, and is just as amusing. OF COURSE, Uzu's prepared to counter with his bamboo sword!! Swing for swing, a la Gaina--Trigger law.]

Che, seems like you get that a lot. Or maybe your sense of humor just sucks.

All from his in-game conversation portraits. |3 I love him so much.

[forever_prince]

[A tiny drama queen that would go to war over pudding cups. ...And who just happens to be one of the strongest demons ever.]

OR MAYBE PEOPLE SHOULD SHOW THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLD SOME RESPECT!

[After getting frustrated with the constant deflections, he hops back a bit, before flying circles around Uzu. Enough to kick up a small localized tornado.]

Let's see how you handle my Hurricane Slash!

[And out from the tornado he'll be attempting to knock you into the air, a follow-up attack coming on its heels should the first blow connect.]

[likeafinalboss]

Desco understands. Clothes are itchy and make it harder to fire death lasers.

[forever_prince]

[He shrugs.]

Eh, I just think they look dumb. Never really stopped me from firing *my* death lasers.

[likeafinalboss]

You're lucky... the last time Desco was forced to wear an itchy birthday sweater, she was scratching so much that she accidentally bisected the conservatory.

[forever_prince]

One of the perks of being an Overlord. Nobody is dumb enough to make me wear some stupid sweater.

...Except maybe Etna, but she's dumb anyway.

SORRY NOT SORRY

[ainoakuma]

[Enter Flonne flailing a sweater that she made from her love.]

LAHARL-SAN~

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ilu

[forever_prince]

[And cue ALL THE LINEFACING EVER.]

I know you do <3

[ainoakuma]

What's wrong?