dear_mun | Jun. 22nd, 2013

Jun. 22nd, 2013

Mun. These actions are acts of futility. Consider stopping this now before you set yourself up for disappointment.

You are too soft-hearted and idealistic.

You will not understand.

Even so, I already know you will not give up until you taste defeat upon your own tongue. It is simply a matter of when.

mite

Two out of three are bad news, lady, you've got bad numbers for me here. I like gold, not like the other stuff. I'm just a girl who's trying to make her way through the world — I can't do that if you put all the creepy crawly horrors on the same road as me! You can't sell anything with a rep like that, lady, no.

Look, I'm rooting for Red like every other person out there but I'm not gonna be her knight in shining armor. I hate armor, that stuff weighs you down. She needs anything fenced or traded over the border then I'm her girl, but I'm not doing any fighting for anyone. I love her, but I don't care about the war as much as you seem to think I do.

Sorry.

controlls

Uh, Mun? Did ya ever stop and think that maybe the reason you can't play me for shit has something to do with how you have the finger dexterity and reaction time of a dead turtle on the freeway? I mean seriously, you can't blame me for your mistakes. Fighting games require skill and timing, and I'm a character that's supposed to be difficult to play. Pissing and moaning about how you "did the right button command" or that "this game is fucking bullshit" or how "fighting games are impossible" isn't gonna get you anywhere.

But hey, don't listen to me. Keep trying and failing and yelling. Lose your cool every goddamn five seconds; see where it gets you! Besides, ya know, getting laughed at by me. That's...too obvious to even say.

[Wow...thanks for your "words of encouragement," Hazama. I appreciate it.]

Oh, is that what you wanted? Hell, I thought you just wanted me to call you out on your cute little shit fits. Admittedly encouragement's not really my thing, but I guess I can give it a shot. How about this: at least you're trying to use a character that requires some level of skill, as opposed to a "mash drive and then random buttons until your opponent stops moving" character. So hey, at least you're not a total loser. Keep at it, I'm sure you'll get it eventually!

...just kidding. No skin off my nose, though; there's loads of people that can play me. Like that PhoenonX person you watch on Youtube. Gotta applaud that guy for the shit he can pull.

betabangs

You're too good to me, ma'am! I mean, I'm not really relishing the idea of going to some big old lab for a study, but I'll get to see Red and Green again, right? That'll really be great --

Wait, what's with that subject line!? I know I wasn't put in the game, but I existed! Don't make a joke out of it!

[ooc: Going to

poketesting! Also a not-so-subtle advertisement for this cute little DR!]

dolleyed

So you went to a violin concert and suddenly I'm dragged out of a comfortable nap and thrown here? That's not his this stuff works, missy.

Congrats on your improvement in music taste, but if you pull anything like that again I'm not gonna leave it at kicking you.

You better have some decent plan about what do do now. [ who are you kidding, Kohaku, nobody around you ever has a solid plan ]

braceface

You're gonna send me to a place where there's a lot of cute boys?!

( GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS. )

Take me there...

rockthisworld

Well, well, look who's crawling back. Some of those noodles finally made a brain inside your head yes, hm?

Of course, you should really be watching the show again now. Capturing my particular brand of awesome is going to take some serious work, okay? So you better step up to the plate and bring it, hear me?

That spacebrained featherbutt and Lady Fuzzypants better watch out, 'cause I'm gonna take over this headspace of yours now.

Let's do this!

electricbugaloo

Hey, uh boss. Could I have a minute?

Great, okay. So taking a break is nice and all, but just don't forget about the stuff you were supposed to be doing before! Shouldn't we be doing something in Paradise? It's been several weeks now, buddy. Hop to it!

- Rosa

theduelistknownasprince

Why do people think it's any of their business who I date anyway? Or who this Dean Winchester person dates?

uncorrupted_magic

You can hardly make up your mind over more important matters but all of a sudden you want to send me off to some new land?

[You know it's not all of a sudden. Besides, maybe it'll do you some good to get away from the Enchanted Forest.]

No! I simply won't have it! I still need to take my lessons with Rumpelstiltskin and I highly doubt he'll condone my wasting his time!

[You still have some time, dear.]

What good will come from any of this? Honestly? What purpose is there in taking me to some far off land?

simulatedmedic

I do hope you realise that getting a Starfleet Engineer who knows how to create holo-emitters and incorporate them into Paradisa's primitive computer network will be next to impossible.

I'm fine with my mobile emitter for the meanwhile. As long as nothing happens to it, my matrix will be kept as stable as the day it was first activated.

Now, please. All this stress isn't healthy. Relax. Doctor's orders.

affa

You've done this once before, remember? It flopped. Like, horribly, disgustingly, utterly flopped. You don't even have time to keep up with your more active chickens, so why bother bringing me out again? Seriously, it makes the least sense out of all your ideas today. By far the worst, just saying.

I don't care if you wanna take me to a game or whatever- that's fine. Just get your shit together first.

truth_is_cold

I suppose I can't blame you for the canon point your choosing in your current application. I must admit that my time aboard the Barge gave me my confidence back and left me fond of the people I encountered on it, I am deeply resentful of the ship. From after the Fall of the Commonwealth, I greatly dislike myself and I admit... well... to being embarrassed at any sort of self-loathing. That's not a mindset a Nietzschean should have and I prefer when I'm not responsible for my closest friend's death or to have him kill me, no matter what the future might require.

However, I remind you that you do have me somewhere else where I have been through my grimmer destiny, that I do feel that way about myself, and you should actually embark on some sort of mission to improve upon my attitude. You have more time now to do the plotting and earn the CR, so do it. There must be people there I have things in common with. And please see to those PSLs. If I have earned my happy, adventurous ending I would rather you not assume all of it and actually do something productive.

OOC: Since tags are lacking, canon is Andromeda, Game being apped into is

boomtown.

alis

Yes, a sword-hand is strengthened with regular practice. However, patience is just as crucial. Haste simply leads to- mistakes. Sprains and broken bones alike.

The idea translates broadly. Remember that.

furrari

[ "if interest holds out until then", you say?

well, now. he's a little offended! i mean, who wouldn't be? is he not interesting enough, is that it? the dragon's upper lip lifts to reveal a nice line of teeth, his eyes narrow, and his tail flicks. already taking him away from home was bad enough, he's not too keen on relying on your "clicks". c'mon, at least do something-- it's boring here! a dragon could only nap for so long before getting a little restless, you know . . . !

suggestions would be loved, btw! ]

screwbiting

Hey, now. Weren't you saying something about not taking on more than you should? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Sure, it seems quaint, but I can't say it's actually a good idea. These things take time, commitment. Besides, it's not like I'm itching to see some of those guys again.

It seems like it's more trouble than it's worth, I'd say. That's all. But you'll do as you please, won't you? Hahh . . . can't be helped, can it.

system_dp

Hello again, human.

[Miria will never call her player "mun", and since the player refuses to give the poor robot a name to use... yup, it's just "human".]

This unit still does not see a purpose in your continued interest in placing it within a "game", nor does it understand your outcry of "I have all the fan art" followed by a... sob? This unit does believe that is the correct term to be used here. There is also the fact that this unit, as well as you, is aware of a unique place that you may soon be able to take it to.

Even though this unit does not think it is needed anywhere that is not Earth, and it is only needed when the planet is in danger from threats. Like the Nanju capsule. So this unit simply requests that you devote your attention elsewhere, at least until this unit is actually needed.

noojoisey

It's not nice to tease me with the knowledge of juicy memoirs I'll never be allowed to read. As long as he doesn't go on and on about guns, anyway. Even then I suppose they'd be no worse than those Strand pieces. He's got a way with words on occasion, that Colonel!

But this isn't about him, it's about us. Or really just you. You doubt me. Which normally I like, but if we're to be partners in this -- for now -- we can't be stomping on each other's feet. Isn't it more fun to dance well together, rather than get in each other's way? I won't make a fuss about who leads. Let me just point out, Sara had no complaints.

mma_megaman

I don't think my opponent in the first round of the Kanto Championship stole your sweep. You didn't invent Spider Guard.

hazakura

O-oh! Hello there, Miss Mun.

[Iriiiiis ;A; I missed youuuuuu /o/]

[Iris gives a chuckle, giving a small smile.]

It really has been a long time since we last spoke, hasn't it? I hope this will not be the last time we will see each other.

[Iris, you are really too nice. You give this old mun too much credit >w>]

Regardless, thank you for bringing me out. I'm really grateful, Miss Mun.

cilantro

Of course I miss my family and friends--it has been nearly a year since I last saw most of them, "eventual canon-updating" not-withstanding. [And lately...yeah, he's been a little lonely regarding this fact and he does want to taste more Pokemon, but...gotta take the responsible road here.]

Trying to invite them to come to a place like Luceti, on the other hand, is in poor taste. I won't deny that it gets a little stale without them sometimes, but this is something I'm afraid I can't necessarily agree with you upon. Not to mention that you should work on improving your own activity a little more before you start talking about wanting Ash or Iris or anyone else to arrive here. [If that will...deter her at all from trying to enable people any further now that reserves are open...]

notsogrimreaper

It's really okay, Mun. It's been tough on you for a while. I understand.

...I mean, I really am going to miss everyone there, but we'll probably run into everyone again some day, right? Maybe you'll be able to pick up another game if you work hard in university! And there's still memes... though it'd be nice if you stopped getting me in trouble. It's bad enough in the Tower.

And don't worry about 'losing your muse'. I don't think you'll get rid of me that easily! I'm not going to leave a cute girl alone, especially one who needs some cheering up!

[...Ryoji please stop. Your flirting has gone too far.]

venussoldier

Pssssssssh...pretend all you want, you and I both know you're still gonna end up back here doing this, even while you're on vacation.

Which...y'know, is fine and all, I don't mind sticking around. But come on, you have to at least look around a little! You're gonna be in a whole different country! Show up here every once in a while if you want, but don't forget to take some time to explore too!

You're never gonna get an opportunity like this again! So don't waste it, all right?

visualaid

I see that you've got one of those dream scenarios in your head. The type that I was earned about by another one of your current headspace tenants.

I admit that I'm curious about what he saw in the alternate timeline that Miss Nagato created, or the people of the alternate universe spawned from that timeline. I hear Miss Nagato was different, and Miss Suzumiya kept her boundless energy, so it would be interesting to compare and contrast our current timeline from their alternate reality.

All I ask is that you try to not overly-complicate things. While the interest is there, I would appreciate not having to juggle the existence of three or more alternate universes in my head, as well as all if my friends and schoolmates' changed personalities.

I'll leave everything else in your hands.

overkill

I've managed to get by a long time without developing whiplash, it would be nice if you'd let up on the campaign to make it happen.

consultantsson

You just can't give that up, can you? You even went as far as to change my user name.

Just because I happen to share a few interests with Holmes and perhaps one or two character traits does not make me related to him. Don't get me wrong-I'm thrilled to get to be associated with the legendary detective in any way but this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I want to be just like Sherlock Holmes, not be his son.

And before you say anything, there's nothing wrong with a parents I have now. ...Although, I guess it would be pretty cool to be Holmes' kid.

betontheboy

Yeeeeees! I knew it! I knew you'd cave! It only took you--um--13 years, wow you are slow. But that's okay! We will have so much fun! And you're right, I do need a gesticulating wildly icon!

--What's gesticulating?

Let me join some games! Which? All of them! What? It's okay if there's zombies or whatever, I can handle zombies, I'm a superhero but then you knew that right? Okay, okay, it wouldn't be fun if I lost my powers or if my friends weren't there or if--if what? I want to see, I can handle it!

Well I guess if it's some dirty game whatever, I don't want to play, though that's probably where Kon is. I can just zip over there and steal him. He'll thank me once he sees all the cool stuff wherever I'm going--

--what do you mean you don't want to put me anywhere? Why? Why? Why? WhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhythisworkedontheJokeritwillworkonyou--

baaarf

Ohhhh, no. Nononononono. Look, Mun, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to call you, we aren't gonna do this "Dreamwidth Roleplay" thing. It's super nerdy, and if Wendy sees me anywhere near this place, she's gonna think I'm super lame.

And so will Cartman, but I honestly don't give two shits what Cartman thinks.

Look, the point is, let's just not do this. I'm ten years old. You could pretend to be a superhero or James Bond or anyone else, and instead, you picked a ten year old boy. That's really creepy, dude.

not_so_evil_twin

I won't even ask why you would think sending me to a place where I would be without my speed would be a good idea because I'm sure the answer would be painfully stupid.

But why send me there when there's not one but three of those damn Flashes around? I no longer have any interest in destroying them and you're even more of a fool than I thought if you believe I'm going to 'play nice' with Wally, Bart, and Barry Allen. Are you just hoping they'll annoy me into insanity? I have better things to do than deal with whatever ridiculous whims you have so there's no need to try sending me anywhere.

lorditover

Before the armour? [A glowing stare that says: 'Don't be so stupid.'] Nobody is interested in that.

[A moment, and the young Overlord decides his mun needs elaboration.] I am definitely not. Get back to your work. [Whatever that is.] Leave the plans to me.

Current Mood: surrounded by weirdos

doa_on_a_dog

Let's ignore for a moment that you're stretched thin as-is. We already went through this: I don't work in long-term settings. My condition is pretty 'terminal'. And you never know how to get started on memes either, so I'll resume collecting dust, thanks. I'd say I'm flattered for the attention, but I'd just prefer you go away.

crownless_king

Okay, mun. Buddy. Pal. Stunned motherfucker extraordinaire. Cool your jets for a moment here. Yes, I know, you let the little devil whisper those sweet, sweet, nothings into your ear, which is adorable, but let me be honest here. I do not want to be to the Bat-Fam what Deadpool is to the X-Men. I know Cassandra Cain's outfit is the fucking raddest, but I am so not going to pull a Wade Wilson and go frolicking about in it. Not my style of cosplay. No matter what that asshole Motochika is telling you. Dirty lying no good pirate fuck.

Secondly, and most importantly...You are serious about this, right? You're not just going to flake out on me, are you? Because I am actually all on board for this. No kicking, screaming, threatening, none of that. I'm serious. For the first time, you've actually got a good idea. Gotta admit, makes me kinda proud. Deep down.

Noob's all grown up. [mock sniff] They grow up so fast.

...Anyways, just think this shit through. If you go into it halfheartedly, I'm going to probably dump a bin of scorpions inside your brain. You've seen Santa Destroy, I have fucking boxes of them, just waiting. And good luck finding antidote for your brain. I keep that hidden with all the brain bleach.

veganvampette

Munny, Mun!

It is so fangtastic that you finally brought me all the way over from the Livejournal.

I missed meeting all the cool ghouls and boys out there.

Ah-I see you've joined some comms for me!

How fangstastic!

sneakydevil

School, huh? Yeah, I guess all those little ankle biters could use an education in thieving 101. Not that I plan to just hand them my family secrets, but hey, everyone's gotta know the basics.

I think you and me are gonna get along. You sure know how to find new challenges, and teaching a bunch of kids is-

Wait, you say I'm gonna be enrolled? As a what?!

A freshman?!

Yeah, I take back what I said. You're going to be more like a big pain in my butt.

flowerselling

We've been having a lot of fun these past couple of days playing with the others, haven't we, mun? So! I think it's about time that you start considering putting me in a game somewhere.

Don't get me wrong. I'm thankful to be out interacting with others through these "memes" you're playing in. But I think it would be nice to have a home somewhere, too.

[She pauses for a moment in thought, then chuckles softly.]

It's funny how much things change. And to think, I used to be so scared of the sky...Now I'm wanting to get out and meet more people. More friends. I guess I'll have to thank him for that when I see him again.

yzzy_wzzy

Excuse me...?

You forget about my existence in that small brain of yours, leaving me to withstand a mentally impaired duck that makes Kronk look like a scientist, with a singing purple creature that only could be from the depths of hell. Then, out of the blue remember me, having the nerve to let me out for once....

And you're shoving me off to SCHOOL!?

A SCHOOL THAT HAS NO MEANS OF ESCAPE!?

....

The moment I somehow, find a way, to break out of this place and break through this so called "Internet" of yours, I'm going to kill you.

boozebot

You know what I've noticed about all of these episodes you keep watching? I'm barely in any of 'em! Isn't the point of watching my show to make sure you know how to play me properly? The last time I remember, you weren't playing Fry's stupid dog!

You're supposed to be playing me, Bender! Loveable rogue, with a penchant for sass as large as his criminal record. The one who became God a couple of times, but still found time to date Lucy Liu. You may have missed me between all of the minutes you wasted watching Zoidberg!!

[HMPH.]

If you need me, I'll be busy doing something productive. In other words, nothing to do with smelly internet nerds.

attendez

Ah! My darling girl, I see you've decided to drag the old dog out of the closet again, eh? Couldn't stay away any longer, I completely understand. I do, after all, have my charms, do I not?

I see no reason why the two of us cannot get along, as long as there is a level of mutual respect, no? And, well, if you do not respect me, rest assured. You will learn.

Ta-ta~!

princeandwizard

If you're sure you want to go through with this. I really admire your dedication to the idea of sending me to a game, but you know you don't have to be so nervous. You've been paying close attention to your canon reviews, so I'm sure you'll do fine.

Remember the spell I taught Suzuhara-san? Perhaps you should utilize it yourself.

[... he chuckles.]

Well, I suppose that joke can't be done twice. Still, you need to relax. You've got to have more confidence in yourself. Once you're home, be sure get some rest and finish your review tomorrow. You can handle the application just fine after that. I'll be rooting for you.

[...]

Oh, and one last thing. You should go easy on Larry-san for a while. He's been through an awful lot, don't you think? If you get your application in, I won't mind taking up the slack so he can rest for a while.

wantedout

Well, this is a little sudden, wouldn't you think?

It's been some time since we last spoke and now you're doing this? So suddenly? You really are a curious girl. But I can't say I'm upset by this. It's good to be out again, even if it is for only a little while.

blame_loki

I know you're upset that ADV never finished publishing the Ragnarok series but do you really think you're going to be translating the last two volumes yourself, Mun-chan? Your kanji comprehension is deplorable, as you well know.

...worse than that idiot Freyr's, even. [Now that's going to far, Loki.]

Not to mention, with all of those super hero movies making the rounds in theaters right now, nobody is going to think of me when they hear the name 'Loki'. I get enough doubt from people about my identity as it is without being compared to the drama queen with daddy issues and a strange obsession with the color green.

[Loki adopts a suitably mournful expression.] Heavy handed envy metaphors are not attractive, they're just sad.

And I don't know why you're bemoaning the end of the Lost World plot in that game, what use, precisely, do you think I would be against a velociraptor as I am? I deal with evil spirits and demons. Not dinosaurs.

((ooc: Mundane would just like to state that she does not agree with Loki's opinion of other versions of himself - please don't kill me Marvel Lokis.))

accelerad

So the preview for the comic I'm not even in anymore made you want to play me, huh? You couldn't resist, could you. They never can. So what, are you gonna do a reread now? You're not putting me in a game, I know that much. A man's gotta run free. Yeah.

godelsolution

I'm glad 'apps are open indefinitely', whatever the hell that means. I don't share your idealism or assumption that this might get any version of John Connor over here any sooner. Sure his mother is here, but what does that really mean? (And stop idly wanting a liquid to pretend to be John to trick Sarah and me. That's just rude as hell)

And what. The. Hell. I was prepared for a little bit of metal, not full on-crazy metal horror film. What the hell is 'black gunk' and leave my eyes alone. I need those. For seeing. Jerk.

malleusmaleficarum

Again? Really?

You know I think they have a term for people who keep doing the same things over and over again and expecting a different result. You know what it is?

Stupid.

But hey, why listen to me, right?

emperor_with_no_groove

Hey, mun. I would’ve liked to say good-bye to everyone, but… our paths might cross again, right? So here’s looking forward to next time! [Akihiko raises a fist in determination, being optimistic as usual!] Stay safe, you guys! Shinji, don’t do anything stupid-!

Seriously, though, Nanjo-san – punch him for me, will ya? You know who I’m talking about…

…And you’re not gonna tell me what the new place will be like, huh? Tch, fine. I’ll still be ready for whatever gets thrown at us. Hey, Minako’s mun has already done her part, so you’d better get your ass in gear! [Fist pump!] There’s no time to waste!

Current Mood: excited

boovelkareceptorarba

[First sign this bunny isn't normal: it's floating.]

[Second sign: it's telepathic.]

Well ain't dis a kick in da solid brass ones ya think ya sportin', tryin' to make me a muse. An' then ya gonna send me to a place full'a ponies, where dey use magic instead of auras?

Well, too late mendin' the fence after the sheep got out. Let's see if we can catch the sheep first. Try an' put a little polish on that turd ya call roleplaying. Ain't much in ya tank, but it might get ya a couple miles.

tatakaeru

...

[ where does she even begin.

she doesn't really feel like saying anything but the sheer need of it being pointed it out makes her. she lets out an exasperated sigh. she'll make this short. to the point. make the mun understand. (she won't) ]

You're procrastinating. You have better things to write than this.

I think we have issues.

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