Muse is unamused by "crossdresser" theory's refusal to die.

[tantou]

Aah!? What do you mean there's still people who think I'm a girl?? Why the hell do they think that, are they stupid!? If those dumbasses don't cut it out I'll cut them!

Comments

[emoted]

Hwah! People think Kuzuryuu is a pretty little girl?

[tantou]

Don't go adding adjectives like that, damnit! I'm not any of those things!

[pleaseinsertcoin]

Um... will violence really prove your point?

Maybe you should try something else instead...

[tantou]

If they're stupid enough to still believe something so ridiculous, they're not likely to listen to reason.

[kendou]

[...]

Who might these "people" be, bocchan? I'm not quite certain why anyone would believe that you would be female.

[other than your kawaii babyface but let's not talk about that]

[tantou]

I don't know, my mun won't say. Clearly she knows that I wouldn't let such insults against me go unpunished if I knew who they were.

And how the hell am I supposed to know why they think that?

[musicista]

[ Behold, baby face.

For a rockstar's clone appeared! ]

If Fuyuhiko-chan was a girl, then Ibuki doesn't need breast implants after all! Someone's got even smaller boobies than me~

[tantou]

[Oh my god what]

Shut up! Stop saying stupid things and don't address me so familiarly!

[kendoka]

[ Saunters in here because wow bocchan and people thinking he's a girl????

Personal bodyguard, at your ready. ]

Do you need my assistance, bocchan?

[tantou]

[Such a good bodyguard....]

... No, I'm fine... There's nothing you can do about it.

[puchipuchi]

Hehehe! Some people are really stupid, aren't they? They're even more stupid than you are!

[tantou]

Aah? You want to start something, bitch?

[HE'LL FIGHT YOU]

[medicaltrip]

M-maybe you could try... politely correcting them, instead? I'm sure they don't mean any harm...

Aah, but I shouldn't presume for other people! Forgive me... !

[tantou]

I don't care what their intentions are! It's insulting that it even was considered in the first place, idiot!

[Kuzuryuu no you're not helping.]

[naggy]

Wait a moment, a girl..? Saying you're a girl is practically an insult to all girls! What do they think they're doing?

[tantou]

Hey- What the hell is that supposed to mean!? Are you trying to insult me?

[HE'LL CUT YOU, DAMNIT, HE'LL CUT EVERYONE I N THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN POST!!!]

[royalup]

...Excuse me, Kuzuryuu-san, but you don't appear to be a lady. Indeed, you appear to be a fine young gentleman.

[tantou]

Sh-

[WAIT NO SHE'S NOT SAYING SOMETHING ANNOYING.....

A FINE YOUNG.... GENTLEMAN!?]

D-don't make fun of me, idiot...

[mechanizations]

Is it that big of a deal? 's not like you look like one.

[Why are you always so angry he doesn't understand.]

[tantou]

[A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE, SOUDA. Not like Kuzuryuu's going to say that,though.

But he knows it. And the thought pisses him off.]

Shut up! You don't know what I've had to deal with, dumbass!

[HE IS SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT HIS LOOKS OK]

[showmeyourspirit]

IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE YOU, JUST SHOW THEM WITH YOUR SPIRIT!!!

that reply wins this entire post ok thank you

[tantou]

How the fuck am I supposed to do that!? Yelling it loudly doesn't make it not be nonsense!

[flavor]

Eh... It's in the face... You have a lot of moe qualities behind your anger...

[talking a little too loud for himself oops he's going to get stabbed...]

ilu Chrissy

[tantou]

[WOW NO YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY SHORTER THAN HIM YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?????]

Aah!? Don't fucking talk about my face, asshole! And don't you dare start going on about that "moe" bullshit too!

[scarfup]

Heh... You are truly a foolish human being if you allow such rumors to get under your skin!

[tantou]

At least I don't fucking run around pretending to be a wizard with a bunch of stupid fat rats!

[hopesexual]

Kuzuryuu-san, I'm sure they will learn and correct themselves.

[Just...no finger cuttings or something?]

[tantou]

When!? They've had plenty of fucking time to figure out that they're wrong!

[HE PROMISES NOTHING!]

[maidenhearted]

You should not let baseless rumors anger you so easily.

[tantou]

I-I'm not angry, shut up! It's just annoying!

[YOU ARE CLEARLY ANGRY. KUZU PLEASE.

[misterious]

Protesting too much makes you look defensive, don't you think?

[tantou]

What the hell are you suggesting, asshole!?

[HE'LL CUT YOU TOO GODDAMNIT]

[fibs]

Are you aware that you are very defensive about such a minor thing?

[tantou]

Shut the fuck up! People fucking thinking I'm a girl isn't just a minor thing!

[hackingdespair]

...

[Monohiro is not sure whether to be amused of insulted by all this. After a long while, he just chooses amusement.]

There is no shame in being a girl. If you have honed your body and mind enough, you can compensate for your natural physical weakness.

[tantou]

That's not the point! [It kind of is.]

I'm just sick of people fucking assuming shit like this about me because of how I look!

[It's also partly Chihiro's fault that the theory exists.]

[crazydiamonds]

...The fuck is so bad about that?

[he feels kind of guilty because OH YEAH HE KILLED ONE.]

[tantou]

Are you a fucking idiot? It's obviously insulting to my pride as a man!

[LET US TALK OF MANLY THINGS]

[overpricedmisfortune]

Being called a girl would be the least of your problems, you wouldn't believe some of the things some people thought of me!

[tantou]

I don't care what they said about you. Don't act like you understand, dumbass.

hides face in hands

[gymnastic]

Huh? 'Course they would... [ ...CRAP WHAT'S HIS NAME

uh

uhh

uhhhhhhh ]

... Kurosawa? [ she tried. ]

WHAT A GREAT TAG

[tantou]

[SCREAM]

It's Kuzuryuu, dumbass! And what the hell is that supposed to mean!?

preemptive warning for awful things

[literaries]

Eeeeeeh, what are you hiding underneath that classy suit of yours, hmm?

omg yes

[tantou]

[..... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL....]

I-I'm not hiding anything!

[trumped_card]

Out of sheer curiosity, why are you letting such an insignificant thing bother you?

[tantou]

It's not insignificant! How would you fucking feel if people went around insisting you were actually a man!?

[fenrirs]

Calm yourself. Letting an issue such as this bother you will only make people know it bothers you. Your denial fuels their theories more.

[tantou]

.... Are you saying that they're only keeping it up because they're trying to piss me off?

[But.... that just makes him even madder......]

[drawablank]

I don't think that's going to make them stop...

[tantou]

Oh? Do you have any better ideas, dumbass? Because I'm got plenty of opinions on what I should be fucking doing about it from you losers.

[HE TIRED OF IT, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A TINY BABYFACE GANGSTER!!!]