dear_mun | Jan. 12th, 2013

Jan. 12th, 2013

Look- look, look---

I know yer real excited to get to playin' me as a kid in a bleedin' psychic summer camp- which is still weird, alright- but ya don't have ta go throwin' me around lookin' for old man North!

I'm not a babysitter or a bounty hunter! Don'tcha know I've got more important business ta get to?!

Can'tcha get Jack or Tooth or Sandy lookin' out for 'im?

(an' I'm still mad at ya for throwin' me at the kid with the dog on the test drive. That was cruel.)

beingajedi

I can't be the first person -- even within the confines of your head -- to tell you that STAYING WARM is a good tactic for everything else.

You won't... die...

...

...how are you not getting this? TURN ON YOUR STARS-DAMNED HEATING! Once you're warm, you can worry about your computer, and my books, and-- whatever.

pruinose

You obviously need to work on your center-- this is supposed to be fun remember? Who cares who does what when so long as everyone is enjoying themselves? Trust me, I know a thing or two about make believe. [ A bit of that smug smile, just barely contained below a false level of politeness. ] Give it a whirl, what's the worst that could happen?

Besides, this'll be good for both of us.

onteamdyson

Heeeeeey. Hey, hey, hey, no. Chica, come on. You know I haven't exactly mastered the whole comfort thing when it comes to stuff like this. But hey, your friends are going to understand. So what if you take a while to get your tagging mojo back, they aren't going to ditch you! And look, you've got that one uber motivational one being all encouraging about stuff! No smoulder has been broken, it's fine!

Just... one little thing. I'm glad you're all excited about this AU stuff and all-- no, wait, don' t look at me like that. Okay, I'm excited, too, but the whole slowly going insane thing while dream-dating my not-boyfriend? Not exactly sure that's very romantic or... normal. Also probably not going to win me cool points with the incubus. Could we just talk about this first?

Please?

Hellooooo? Oh, girl, you did NOT just do the innocent whistle and eye roll move. That's it. Come here--!

misshandcuffs

Little girl, I really doubt someone like you can handle me. Let alone do my job better than me.

Cause like hell you could make me rich and famous faster than I have with Hugo and wrestling. So how about you go back to playing with your little kids toys and leave this woman alone to do the important things.

trueson

January the 12th, ~~177...~~ 2013

Madam-

I have been patient, I have waited through eight solid years for you to get your life in proper order to let me tell my story outside of the game that we were in back then. And finally now, you've given me a journal, and a timeline and a place where I can actually write those things that happened to me as they happened in the fight to free my nation?

I am...cautiously optimistic that my time has come again. I suggest you also do as the other muses in residence suggest and catch up on your readings. If you expected an appeal to me would put that off, you are mistaken. You have had a gross mis-education even by the standards many women in my world are held to, but you have the opportunity to change it and you do nothing?

I was a teacher. I have no qualms about striking you or finding other means to entice you to it if I need to. Besides, you will enjoy it and no doubt the frenchboys will help me help you to understand it.

And then, Madam, we shall write.

Your Obedient,

David Noble

4th Pennsylvania Regiment

Current Mood: determined

hintcoinplz

You're going to have me cut up my arm?!

Have you gone completely mad?! Forget it, just thinking about it sounds painful!

wolfenris

I feel concerned that this interest in me once more will be fleeting....alright so it was not fleeting previously...it could be fleeting now.

Fine...just...

Nowhere with the damn Mage.

nipsatnose

Hey,

As much as I want to see you having fun. You really should just take it easy. That headache was scary last night -- you had even me worried and listening to you talk is like listening to a mouse.

Go Back to bed. I'll still be here.

number1112

No, I don't want to go to a place with monsters and dangers and other horrible things happening. You really wouldn't send me there, would you?

damn_elves

Those damn faithless Imperials really get on my nerves as I want to wipe them off the face of the map. And as for dragons....I do not want to hear more tales of a dragon burning down my villages and holds throughout the land. Yet you want to send me off to far lands, scribe? My place is with my people. I do not know when another dragon strike will take place and the Dragonborn is meant to help us cleanse our lands of these foul beasts.

Tullius is a thorn in my side indeed. But soon, my Stormcloaks will reclaim Skyrim back off that pig. The heartless snake will have his time when I pierce his heart with my blade. I will not abide by what you wish at this moment, scribe. I have a war to fight.

Current Mood: calm

casts_flare

You know that CR meme is good way to figure out what you want to do with me (us) this month! Maybe... You should think on how to really get me adjusted? I don't want to be any trouble but...

You have two people to worry about, not just one! So why not... give Lightning a rest and concentrate on me? I mean, if it'll help! You haven't... Exactly juggled more the one muse in a while and, and...

Now's a good time as any to relearn how! If you still want to, I mean... Though I really hope you want to! I might as well do some good if I can't be with my party!

But first, go meet your friend! I'm sure once you had some real sunshine, you'll feel much better!

I really don't like it when you're in one of your slumps. And neither do the others...

bitty_shinra

Woah...

What is this place, Mundane-san? It looks so cool!

I was a little worried about missing school, but this looks way more fun! D'you think Shizuo will be here? I was supposed to visit him at the hospital...

Oh oh! Do you think Celty will be here? She'll probably come looking for me when I'm late for supper, she always comes running! She's so cool and pretty and-

Oh, who's that?

[The little boy runs off in the opposite direction. Clearly mun needs to buy him a leash...]

unlmtdpotential

It's all right, mun.

[There's a fond and understanding smile on his face. He knew there was something to be said for putting his faith in his mun.]

I forgive you. Thank you.

awayfromdread

( Spoilers for this week's episode )

humanhero

Yannow, I was wonderin' if you were gonna go through with it or not. I was practically fightin' ya when I was talkin' to Gumball the other day.

..But come on mun! Don't be so ploppin' nervous, you're doin' just fine in the game I AM in right? You may know jus' as little about this psychic summer camp deal as I do, but doesn't that sound like the most flippin' rad thing in the world? ...And y'even get BADGES!!

An' I'm not leavin' until I can get every last one of em'.

tieflingthief

Gosh, this is so exciting! I'm not sure why you'd call anything related to this mundane. I mean sure, it's not as thrilling as a well-executed heist but still...this is a big deal for me! That you like me enough that you'd let me share space up here with the other marks...I mean, the other characters you have here, well, it means a lot, you know.

Though I guess we don't have any long-term plans right now, huh? That's fine...I guess first you need to remember how to stop sucking at my canon long enough to get a better grip on who I am again since, you know, that playthrough you've been reading doesn't paint me in the best light and all. Maybe, you know, stick to the basics - I get that you want to play with the whole drow outcast thing but I'm not sure the two level deficit it leaves you is doing you many favours.

[...]

Oh! Right, I wasn't supposed to talk about that, was I? Sorry, guess I got carried away there. It's just nice to have someone listen, you know. And to be picked over the smelly dwarf or that dumb paladin or any of the others we managed to pick up along the way. So thanks, I guess. Even if this doesn't go any further.

prone2panic

...You're passing up Horatio for me. I've seen a lot of crazy in my day, the lot of it you already know and I don't care to discuss with a lady anyway, but this is at least in the top three crazy things I've seen. Oh of course people like me, and of course you like me, but really... Horatio has always been so close to your heart, I already know you're so much LIKE him that it strikes me...really odd.

I'm not opposed to playing there, with you, making new friends, being social on a social network. I understand about ten percent of how it all works, mind you, but I'm open to it, very open. I only wonder if you know just what you're getting into, I suppose?

Look, if you'll have me, I'll come running because it will be nice and because you could use someone who ISN'T Horatio or like him, and isn't miserable all the time or anything else.

I only wonder, is this really, really what you want? The closest thing to your heart?

See first that the design is wise.

Is writing this fool what you'd call wisdom?

Current Mood: contemplative

hamshotfirst

Madam.

While I am indeed in staunch support of following a thing through until one has reached the desired conclusion or one's own death in the process, I must implore you to abandon this folly. I simply have not the time to participate. I must focus my passions on Adams' 2016 Presidential campaign! I must find Madison! Poor, dear, sweet Madison, alone in this modern world. And I confess, I am wary of your vacillating attentions. Do you too expect me to wait idly until you wish to embrace me?

ALEXANDER HAMILTON. WILL BE. NO. BOOTY CALL. ~~Not a second time.~~

Also Benjamin Franklin has challenged me to a duel. Of Pop-Tarts. Now. If you will excuse me, I have much Tumblr to browse. The infinite scroll waits for no man.

I am your most obedient and humble servant,

evergreen_pup

I don't have time for some brat's idea of fun. Unless you're going to beg me, I have no interest in your games.

life_is_megas_wonderful

So you're gonna let me out again, huh? That's great! I think we're gonna have megas fun at this new place. And I'm gonna get to make myself float with my mind and everything, right? That's gonna be GREAT! Don't worry about me, I'll get some pointers from the goggles kid before I go in!

And relax, relax! I'm sure we'll see things through to a proper ending this time! I can feel it!

shesnotthere

Don't think I didn't see you add my name on that list. Why'd you do that? If you think I'm going anywhere near that place, well...you know.

Look, you're making my life crazy enough as it is, do you really have to add in Chicago? What do you expect me to do there? I mean...you do know the trouble I can get into there, right? And the idea of Mike there with me is even worse. And what'll my little "change" be? Can't get drunk? Can't play cards? That's really not cool.

Stop considering it, okay?

prototype_blues

... I'm not really one for being impatient but.

Finally.

[A huff from him as he adds one more thing.]

There's no need for you to keep mentioning my hair either, mun.

minded

You really need to stop. [ Before you hurt yourself ] Go find a book or something else to do that doesn't involve you flailing around. And stop insinuating things to M'gann's player.

[ Cause really, it's already getting old. ]

born_talented

Ah! You chose me! You made a great choice Mundane~ I will be a great muse for you!

ready_and_vicious

I really don't know what you expect to happen. I'm a Career, not a socialite, and I really don't feel like playing nice with people. Most of them are idiots anyway.

Whatever. I knew you were going to ignore me anyway,.

mgann

I know you're excited, but... don't be. We're just talking. That's it.

avenges

Sweetheart, I know you fell for his smile. You're not the first. I get that. And there's the fact you think that whole lot is adorable so you think this is a good idea. Not to mention I hear you've got a thing for psychotic killers to begin with.

That doesn't mean you should be thinking about sending me to some not-really-purgatory with all those vampires.

About that place. You call what I did betrayal? I call it just desserts. As for giving the girl alcohol, that is not corruption. Your definition of things is skewed, I'm just saying.

solidbarrels

Bringing me out isn't going to help you any. (Might just make things worse, you know.)

[Heavy sigh.]

Look, you only like playing me from Dissidia and that was before--back when you still considered me your main. I'm not. Not anymore. (It was a good run, Mun; even I have to admit to that.) You outgrew me.

Let it go. Concentrate on the ones that actually are sticking around. The ones that really need you.

...'Sides, I don't fit in your style of Roleplaying.

demon_brat

Thank you.

cir_el

Okay Mun; I really don't think this is a good idea. Can't we just...keep on looking for a Kal-El instead?

...

please?

cherrypie

Did you really pick me back up to throw me into this hell hole? Is this like out of the frying pan, right into the damn fire?

Just because short, pink and fluffy there can't keep herself alive more than five minutes?

Man, I don't even get my baby here. I don't think these people even have cars.

This is bullshit.

plainflush

I'm glad that you like my personality, um, I think, but please don't get carried away. Though, I guess would be nice to meet more people... Wait, you mean they're already here?

Ah, hi? I'm Sakamoto Akira. I-it's nice to meet you.

unexpected_adventures

Another adventure? Surely, you've had your fill of adventures already? How am I supposed to aid Thorin on his quest if you wish to send me off to a strange land? I'd rather sit here and smoke my pipe, thank you very much. Also, what's wrong with sitting down once in a while and enjoying some homemade jam on crunchy toast?

I've had my fair share of adventure so far, thank you. I know I'm a Took but I'm also a Baggins. Please try to remember that. Now, where did I place that teapot?

Current Mood: awake

faceonlyamothercouldlove

If I were able to touch you, you would be dead before you had the chance to make this insulting username, Mundane.

Just because you have given me life once again doesn't give you the right to command me...

cursedbyacrow

Mun. If you want to bring me here, you should at least put me in a game. I don't like lazing around; it's really boring. [ the crow on his shoulder nods ] See? Murasame agrees too!

.. Or you know what? You should have waited for the anime to finish before bringing me anywhere. It's only at episode 1. Oh and the manga too! Who knows how long it's been stuck at chapter 9.

And also, where are Sousuke and Hamaji? Where are they? ... What do you mean I'm hard to please?

Current Mood: bored

wishingpink

Oh sweetie, don't worry about it. Everyone needs a break from Cos...I mean from a muse. But now you're ready to get back into things, right?

That's the spirit. Now, I'm going back to that duck place, right? You do know what would happen if we left Cosmo and Timmy there alone.

Great! Let's get to it.

candygirlish

Ah! That's so cute! Do you really call me 'princess'? I like it a lot, really! I mean, even if you are human and all..

Is it true that Onii-chan and Chii-Nii-chan are both around? I'd be okay with Onii-chan, but Chii-Nii is such a macho jerk sometimes.

tempting_you

Hello Mun.

I have only one question for you today.

Don't you think this is getting out of hand a little? You can't possibly expect me to--

Apparently you can.

Don't come complaining later when it get's crazy.

Yours,

Liece.

idolstolemylook

Buffy, I could see. Willow, I could respect. Even Giles, I could eventually forgive. Ripper's not a bad sort, once you get to know him.

But sharing a roster with Wyndam-Ponce? Not exactly what I had in mind. We've been together, what? Few years now. Think it might have earned me a bit of fair warning before inviting him in.

No, but you're right. Least it wasn't Mr. Broodypants himself.

alonelyworld

It's been almost a month now, hasn't it? Yet the adventure has only just begun. There's so much more to do, and to see.

I even have friends to travel with now, and a full team of Pokémon to raise. It's...truly wonderful. I look forward to continuing there, mun.

watcheslanterns

Oh, Mun! This is so exciting! I didn't believe you at first, but a school where I can learn magic would be so much fun! I know that you got the idea from someone else, but I'm really glad you decided to do more with it!

I just...well, I have one question.

Do you really think the others would like me? They all sound so great. Merida seems brave and strong. Hiccup sounds like he'd be a really good friend. And Jack seems like he would be a lot of fun. I guess I'm still pretty new with the whole making friends thing...so I just wanted to check.

Ah ha...but you really seem convinced, so I'll have to take your word for it. Come on, then. I'm ready to begin!

snowpointvictor

Mun, what part of no 'superpowers' did I tell you? And the powers you picked... This is all because you sent me in that 'monster meme' a while back anow you find it funny to give that particular power. Granted it's unique but what part of 'mutant' do you not get? It's not funny!

On my present game though... you plan on turning me into a pony for this event?

[Hey, not my idea this time Zoey. It's the nature of the event.] As for the look, I'm glad at least that body at least looks somewhat like me. Though... why do I have a horn?

Current Mood: exhausted

godofclocks

I'm returning...

[ With his stoic expression, it's hard to tell how he feels about that. But he's actually... pretty happy. ]

Now. I have waited patiently for you to get your things in order. And you've improved greatly since then. I will admit that much.

[ But now he glares. ]

...that you even considered taking those memories from me...

ladylooper

Oh come on, you knew it was inevitable. I've been banging around up here since you first started seeing previews, and now that you've seen the movie you didn't have an excuse anymore, that's on you, not on me.

Now the only question is: You actually going to let me out somewhere?

I think we have issues.

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