I am so easily enabled

[bitty_shinra]

Woah...

What is this place, Mundane-san? It looks so cool!

I was a little worried about missing school, but this looks way more fun! D'you think Shizuo will be here? I was supposed to visit him at the hospital...

Oh oh! Do you think Celty will be here? She'll probably come looking for me when I'm late for supper, she always comes running! She's so cool and pretty and-

Oh, who's that?

[The little boy runs off in the opposite direction. Clearly mun needs to buy him a leash...]

Comments

[schuler]

Anything is more awesome than being in school, kesesese~

[bitty_shinra]

Well, the school part is kinda boring, but at least there I get to see Shizuo~!

[schuler]

Ja. School is only awesome because of your friends. Is this Shizuo person a part of your gang?

[bitty_shinra]

Shizuo's my best friend! He's really strong, and cool, and sometimes he gets really angry and throws a table and it's so heavy he breaks a bone but that just makes him more cool!

[schuler]

Ja. That is awesome. But doesn't that hurt?

[bitty_shinra]

Mmhmm! He ends up in the hospital a lot. But I think every time he just comes back stronger! It's a medical phenomenon, people who get hurt a lot usually just become weaker, but Shizuo breaks his bones so often it's like they're titanium!

[Woah, where'd this kid learn all those big words?]

[schuler]

Awesome, but I'm not sure if he's as awesome as I am. I have not lost a single fight in school. I should meet him one day just to see how strong he is.

[bitty_shinra]

Well, you'll have to wait until he's older. Shizuo may be strong, but an adult like you shouldn't pick on him!

[schuler]

Adult? I'm only 15. I'm in high school too, kesesese~

[bitty_kasuka]

[Oh, you. Always so much talking.

After a few seconds of looking your way, Kasuka's just going to focus on finishing his pudding, ignoring the noise.]

The bitty army is assembling~

[bitty_shinra]

[Well, Shinra's not gonna let him get away that easily. He'll be running over and bending at the waist so he's right in your face.]

Hi, Kasuka-kun~!

WOOHOO! Shinra is Banner, Shizuo is Thor, Izaya is Stark... Kasuka is....... not playing.

[bitty_kasuka]

[Wow. That's close-up.

A tiny nod and, with some delay, a greeting in return.] ... Hi.

Oh my god I want the bitties to play superheroes now.

[bitty_shinra]

[Luckily, now that Shinra's got his attention, he'll lean away, sitting down a comfortable distance away.

...He's still staring though.]

Have you seen Shizuo~? I know he's in the hospital, but Miss Mundane said he might be here!

Kasuka says just because he's not playing *cough*and-so-pretty*cough* doesn't make him Black Widow!

[bitty_kasuka]

[The obsession with Shizuo. It's duly noted, if maybe not understood.

Kasuka shakes his head. Last he heard, Shizuo was in the hospital. And then visiting hour was over, so Kasuka left.]

Huh? Guys guys I think Black Widow said something! Let's go help her save the day! XD

[bitty_shinra]

[What's so hard to understand? Shizuo's strong and cool and Shinra just wants to dissect him be his friend!]

Aww... I think I was lied to! I hope he shows up soon, I wanna see him!

*stares pointedly - not that you can tell the pointedly part - for two seconds, then ignores*

[bitty_kasuka]

[You're lucky Kasuka doesn't have an opinion of you, Shinra like he has an opinion of anything. But then, he knows that Shizuo can take care of himself.]

Me too. [Not looking at Shinra. Kasuka is sort of worried about his brother, in his own way.]

*pesters anyways* Hey Black Widow Black Widow Black Widow!

[bitty_shinra]

[Oh, he certainly can. That's why Shinra's not really worried about Shizuo being alone. He's just worried he's going to miss Shizuo fighting someone else!]

He'll show up if you're missing, Kasuka-kun! He can't leave you alone for a second!

[kingshizuchan]

[Do you see what you did, Shinra? Now the mun is sticking him at kiddy age.]

You're going to do something annoying again, aren't you?

[bitty_shinra]

[Yaaaay all the bitties!]

Shizuo! You really are here!

But that hurts. You really think I'm that annoying? I'm your friend!

[kingshizuchan]

Every time something happens you say weird stuff and want to do stupid things.

[So, in short; Yes.]

[bitty_shinra]

Well, if something exciting happens, of course I'm going to say stuff about it!

[kingshizuchan]

And I'm gonna beat you if you keep saying stuff about experiments and stuff.

[bitty_shinra]

Hmm~? Does that mean you're finally gonna let me examine you? Because I'll keep quiet after that, promise!

[kingshizuchan]

You're never getting near me with that stuff.

[He'd have to get shot or something to let you put a scalpel near him, Shinra.]

[bitty_shinra]

Aw, c'mon, Shizuo, you have to give in eventually! And I'll be around until you do!

[Forever and ever and ever...]