dear_mun | Oct. 10th, 2012

Oct. 10th, 2012

So it's been a really long time since you've played me in an actual game setting, and you really miss me you say? You're really lame sometimes you know that?

A Norse Myth game sounds pretty cool though, that stuff is right up your alley.

zombitachi

Surely there are better muses to utilize for this purpose.

[But mun is on a kick. Humor her.]

... Very well.

Happy birthday, Naruto-kun.

quotetheraven

I see, so then I am supposed to be some form of a muse for you then? Very well, let me just tell you this, no. I will not crawl around and be some sort of...of toy, to a poor writer, such as yourself.

No, no don't even bother. Your desire to take me onto one of those so called "adventures", does not appeal to me. In addition to treating me, the great bard, Edgar Allan Poe, as a simple muse. A fancy, to pass your time with. Is, to be quite frank, extremely insulting, as well as poor taste. As such you should just delete this account, and leave me in piece.

...

.....You're not going to let me go that easily, are you?

strikeoflightning

As far as I can see no one has tried to escape. {At least no one of her caliber.} The well has to be the portal. If I smash it -

{She's ignoring her mun's skeptical look.}

It's time someone did something. {Yes, we know she would never be placated with stories and books.} You've had me cooling my heels for too long.

Let's go.

teachers_pest

Whoa, mun, it's been a long, long, long time! Now, I know that you're considering sending me to that new game that's going to open up soon -- and to be honest it sounds like a lot of fun, but I want you to also really consider this. You haven't played me in almost over a year. Are you really sure that picking me up now is such a good idea? Don't get me wrong. I'd like to go there too, but before you do you should really put some thought into yourself! After all, you can't be a CERTIFIABLE BADASS like me if you don't take care of yourself!!

I'm only looking out for you.

Don't mention it.

separateways

That didn't take too long, did it? I had a feeling you'd be back.

I appreciate the new look, but your time would be better spent figuring out when you're taking me from and what you're taking from me.

I'm not giving you any hints. You're on your own. It's the price you pay for wanting to throw me into a castle.

gazeboed

[ someone is pacing around in a small spot, chewing her thumbnail, huffing like a five year-old. she's bored, bored, BORED. ]

Ugh, fine, yes. I would rather be trapped on some fucked up spaceship that's drifting through ass-backwards nowhere in the year who-the-fuck-knows than be stuck in this boring house with a bunch of mopey dead people. Mopey dead people making goo-goo eyes at each other all fucking day long, no less. Fine! I would prefer it, yes, okay? Are you happy now?!

[ and then all the yelling and excitement drops, just like that, because she's craaazzyyyyy.

DEAD. PAN. ]

The fact that you're thinking about it is pretty funny, but we both know it's not going to happen, so you may as well quit making me these promises.

So if you'll excuse me, I have some more rotting for the rest eternity to do.

defactonation

It's okay to cry...

blueoptic

Oh, this is nice. I mean, you're set on after that whole, uh, mess, so that's, ah, that's a bit awkward. Also, not looking forward to the plummeting from space part. Just thought I'd mention.

[ expectant silence. ]

You seem like a smart girl. Big head like that? Must be carrying an equally big brain in it. Can't you think of something less likely to be, ahhh... counter-productive to my survival? Because, you might not have noticed, completely understandable, that I'm in a right sorry state as it is. The flames of re-entry wouldn't be kind, or the impact. Especially the impact.

[ more expectant silence. ]

No, but really, look at you! Giving ol' Wheatley a chance. Even going through the trouble of taking all those pictures to make these littler ones. Fabulous job, by the way. Did I tell you? Just fabulous. You're truly, remarkably gifted.

notahawkingbird

So, anyone else have their muns busy dying over this news?

[ Series doesn't officially launch until January but hey. ]

keychainboyfriend

...I'm going home.

rightonthemark

No. I don't have time for this. I'm in a potentially hostile environment and the Captain's gone missing. [ pauses, taking a moment to think before adding; ] ...again.

halfspooky

So everyone's time shifted. I'm ten years older, and Plasmius is twenty years younger.

Do you really think there's something I can do to help him change, or is this all gonna be for nothing?

rakeisalwayswatching

[The woods is deathly silent, fog fills the forest floor giving it an almost haunting feeling. Rake is watching, he is waiting for someone or something to find its way towards him for him to attack. Its claws dig into the bark anticipation making the little clear hairs on it's body to stand on end as it waited. He whispered something under his breath, this could be the last time he gets a meal before his mun thing forces him into something called a 'game'. He tilts his head and waits.]

aflashoffaith

[There's probably something significant and heartfelt he should be saying today. It is, after all, the birthday of his only son, a day that... well.

A lot of things happened.

BUT that's more Kushina's thing really, she'd know the encouraging mushy stuff to say and he'd rather leave that to her. So-

Gather round children, daddykage has a giant stack of ramen vouchers to hand out.]

zeros_ace

I don't see why you're looking at these pictures.

You know that stuff like that isn't going to happen.

primogen_vampirate

All right, darling. All right. If this is how you want to play things, then fine.

But let's talk about logistics a little, shall we? The only original character in a game? To say nothing of being the only Kindred? If that isn't the recipe for a disaster, well, then, dear, I don't know what is.

Can we at least rip off the bandaid of the Masquerade quickly? It's always such a trouble for you. And unlike some other vampires you play, I don't really feel like hiding in my room for the next six months.

It's just not my style, really. You understand.

yurine

Time mustn't be wasted.

There's still much to be done, and many lives depend on his success. I must go to him. I don't care about my fate, I can be born anew. However, Otoha...

[ A soft sigh is heard. ]

He cannot.

Don't let me linger here again.

power_of_kings

While I do appreciate that you miss playing me, your ideas on places I could go are far less appealing to me than you might realize. I am aware of who is currently present there, thanks to your insistence on staring at the taken list, but I assure you, it is not a place I would choose willingly.

Although if it comes down to a choice between myself or Shirley like you keep threatening... you seem to leave me no choice.

At least you'd take me from a point where I've accomplished everything I had intended.

learningfrench

Not sure what you expect me to do on a spaceship. All that sci-fi shit... I prefer to keep both feet on the ground. [And by "ground" he means "Earth." Let him stay there.]

( cut just in case of spoilers. )

openedthebasket

Dear Mun-san,

You are aware that, under normal circumstances, I would accept any mission regardless of difficulty. The fact that you do not, as of yet, know what the level of difficulty will be disturbs me. With these eyes, I can see clearly that you have no plan. You should consider carefully whether or not you are truly ready for me.

I have waited three years since you last allowed me to roam free. I can wait a little longer.

Respectfully,
Hyuuga Neji

chasedthenight

You are hesitating. Procrastinating. I do not care either way, but you agreed to this weeks ago. Friendship is ... important. You do not let your friends down.

It is not an option.

Finish what you started. I cannot finish it for you. No more distractions.

burning_wild

...

Second anniversary of what? Why did you create a account for me specifically for today, what makes today so special?

...The Hub? MLP: FiM? What in the name of Celestia are you talking about? Are you just saying random words and letters hoping they mean something?

carbonnadsat

To be quite frank, miss, I've been occupied by matters far greater and interesting than your natterings. Got a city to run, Felt skulls to break in. Papers to read. Board games to play. You're a smart broad. You get it. I'm a busy man, even when I'm dead. You can't expect me to hold your hand for you 24/7. Now beat it before I fetch my cuestick.

nightsurgeon

Dear mun.

I assure you that this is a bad idea. I'm not even sure where you got this idea from! Do you really think you could write out a solid characterization from what little canon there is? That aside, you're already busy enough the way things are. Now let's be reasonable and forget about that underground cave.

brushstrokes

This again? You really are persistent, aren't you?

hells_scythe

So mun,

You've decided to bring me out again? I'm glad you finally decided to let me stretch my legs out again. I've been cooped up there too long.

Where are you planning on sending me again?

Some oddball town where I might be able to get some magic powers? Cool. I know I won't have Deathscythe with me. I can deal with that.

langlock

Dear Mun,

Yes, I am quite well aware that "at least this isn't Spinner's End." However, I am not certain this is an improvement. Especially since you've already admitted that you want to inflict those dunderheaded toerags on me. As if I don't see enough of them at Hogwarts. Not to mention, I've heard tales about you. Please, tell me that Lily, at least, is here.

sincerely,
Severus

P.S.: If you dunderheads are reading this, I wasn't talking to you. Bugger off.

Current Mood: annoyed

feedings

AHAHAHAHA~!
Oh, now ain't victory divine~♪
After almost 30 years the whole world's finally bowin' at my vines~♫
'Bout DAMN time!

And Munny-Honey, ya even went ta'HELL and back just ta'see me the way I was MEANT ta'be - CONQUERIN' YOUR PLANET!
Now that's what ol' Audrey calls some real dedication. Have'ta admit, always did like that 'bout you. Why, s'like I was never really gone... wasn't I~?

HAHAHA~!
Still, s'real good ta'be back, Munny-Honey...

BETTER THAN BEIN' DEAD!

kobrakid

Listen, you wanna do something, you gotta do it. I don't give a fuck what it is, at this point. Should, but I don't, cuz it's better than nothing.

Tell you what, though. Wish I coulda said bye to Sarah. Not like I knew I was gonna go, but. She's a sweet kid. Shit was rough enough after Party left, right? Then us. Can't catch a break in there. ... Just hope she's doin' alright.

... Anyways. Yeah, just think of something.

KK

3rd_degree

Heeeeey, Mun? You're a pretty girl, right? Maybe you can tell me why none of the chicks around here are digging my super hot style?

Huh? Pushy? Me? No way! I'm just uh... confident! Girls like that.

...Don't they?

wheeloffire

Addressed to my mun,

There is a quote I once heard: "Lingering labors come to naught."

You do realize that you are merely an hour away from the deadline you gave yourself? My suggestion is that you put away these... (what are they?) ...'video's', as you call them, and brush up on that sample that you are to give! Applications do not write themselves.

learnedtosmile

Look, you can stop with the "face twin" thing, we get it already. You know that's not why I keep talking to Brendan. He's not a bad kid. Most kids aren't - not really. I should know. And after all that fog crap - well, I just think it might be helpful.

Furthermore, I still don't understand why the name thing is so funny to you. I don't care if people know about it, I just haven't used it in a long time. I doubt I'd even answer to it anymore. But if I really hated it, I would've gotten it legally changed a long time ago.

They just can't know about me and Bruce. Okay?

Oh, and last thing: This Stephanie Brown person? I don't know her, so I have no idea why you think it will be so great if she shows up. I don't care who she used to date.

[Muns are so freaking confusing, okay?]

programsuperior

I do not appreciate these "forty cakes" you keep mentioning in conjunction with me. I have no use for cake, let alone forty of them, and I don't see what advantage stealing them would have.

Still... I have to thank you for the environment you're planning on placing me in. I think we will have a fruitful time helping my brothers and sisters see the light, don't you? I may even have to send a thank-you note to that glitch. Thanks to his foolish disobedience of the User's will, I won't even have to lie about how I derezzed.

Seriously, though, the forty cakes jokes need to stop. Have some dignity. You are typing for me.

debtofhounds

My dear mundane,

I know as well as you that the only one who could ever make you choose to do some task is yourself. There's no need to make fools of us all by denying otherwise. I grow weary of your dithering, inaction ill suits me.

As well, the year is turning. 'Tis the season, one might say. Perhaps I should go forth and find my own entertainment?

thanksforthesword

[This is Kunimitsu.

Kunimitsu won't say it, but she finds her mun's desperate, pathetic attempts at voice testing her rather cute.]

subecho

Let that be your lesson, witch woman: Asgard's bolt is not for mortal men.

Have no worry. You whimpered less than the man of iron when he bore it. Your warrior's honour holds strong.

prince_peach

[A small kind smile as he looks around towards the ceiling, where he supposes his "mundane" was hiding.]

Oh, hello.

[A wave with a white-gloved hand.]

Sir Mundane, I believe you said your name was? I do hope your research for my character involves more than watching this television series... Flight Of The Chonchords has nothing to do with me.

['What's there to know? You're nice and you get kidnapped, little prince.']

Excuse me?!

[An indignant huff.]

I'll have you know there's more to me than "getting kidnapped", as you put it. I'll show you. Look for a place to fill my application, and I will prove there is so much more to me than that!

....

Your smirk is really.... really making me uneasy. Please desist from giving me that look any longer.

Current Mood: complacent

impossibles

Oh, mun-san! Did you have a thought about where you wanted to put me? I'd really like a place with busty women! And if I can bring my eroge's with me, the better! I leant almost all of them out to Tenzou and the lolicon, so I'll need to buy some more too. And I refuse to go somewhere where I'm forced to wear clothes! I didn't become the Chancellor of the school just so I would have to wear clothes, you know?

[ That's right, he's naked at the moment, with a Sign Frame covering his sensitive bits. ]

Though I have a war with the rest of the world for my lovely Horizon to get back to, so you better make it a place where I won't be worrying about her the entire time! If you help me with that, maybe I'll allow you to have some of the pictures I took of Kimi in the shower.

theusualsuspect

This place is chock full of werewolves, vampires, demons and all sorts of other supernatural freaks, and you've sent me there with the express knowledge that not only is Sam not there, but I am not going to be able to kill a single one of these sons of bitches?

Where in your dumbass head did this sound like a good idea?

And no. Thor and I are not going to have a talk about our brothers.

For that matter what is your obsession with me meeting this Stiles kid? I don't care if you think we share family values or whatever girly nonsense you and that other chick are on about.

I've had just about enough of people telling me what is going to happen in my life.

endeavor

It's good to know you're serious about canon reviewing me and writing my app and all that, but you have some school work, right?! Go finish your—thesis or whatever! You don't have to worry so much about me, okay?

worst_mentor

I guess it wasn't all that bad, huh? Certain things aside. They could have at least given him a real goatee, though.

magicoftheday

Mundane, I don't share your desire for others to arrive from my 'canon' as you call it. I've no wish to be disturbed once I begin studying the magic of other worlds.

I am perfectly well enough alone. Remilia is an exception to this, of course.

yummier

Do us both a favor, sweetie, and send me back into hibernation before someone gets hurt. [ Better yet, don't. ] I don't want to claw a face off because you lack all of the qualities a woman requires in a handler. Assuming I can be handled.

I think we have issues.

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