You cannot possibly fathom the eldrich horrors that accompany the study of magic! Nor can you possibly ever become a magician.
Unless you buy Merasmus' guaranteed guide to becoming a magician. I also offer seminars and classes. Please include $3.95 for postage and I'll send some information.
Yes. Fear me mortal for it is I, the Mighty Merasmus who has graced you with his presence.
And my magical knowledge. I can lower the postage to $3 but no further! And then I need to sell [counting on his fingers] two thousand nine hundred and ninety nine more copies and I can pay back what I owe the Japanese Mafia.
{Oh, c'mon now Snipes! It's only the tiniest little bit of magic. You've seen her taunt, too. That fireball can only go like two feet, sure it's totally weird she is capable of it but it's also not like very extraordinary.]
oh god I wish I remembered any of my old tf2 journals
And here I am wishing I had some SU journals to futz around with. :<
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Besoides, that place is 'ardly one 'f the bad ones, comparatively speaking.
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(Priorities, Sniper has them.)
And at least it's not one 'f those "get shagged or doi" places.
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Moine, for example, keep saying someday she's going t' arrange for a RED team orgy, and I'm pretty sure she isn't joking.
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[Yep. That's an awkward pause following an awkward answer.]
Right. Guess my mundane could always be worse. I can't say she's ever done any of that.
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Maybe you can get the magic ability to make people's heads explode and then you won't have to shoot them.
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You cannot possibly fathom the eldrich horrors that accompany the study of magic! Nor can you possibly ever become a magician.
Unless you buy Merasmus' guaranteed guide to becoming a magician. I also offer seminars and classes. Please include $3.95 for postage and I'll send some information.
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Yes. Fear me mortal for it is I, the Mighty Merasmus who has graced you with his presence.
And my magical knowledge. I can lower the postage to $3 but no further! And then I need to sell [counting on his fingers] two thousand nine hundred and ninety nine more copies and I can pay back what I owe the Japanese Mafia.
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Help Merasmus out, breaking my knees would be only the beginning of what's coming to me.
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SOMETIMES IT PAYS OFF TO BE A FREAK.]
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