Upon looking at heyfreemagic

[hasstandards]

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

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[notjustinthemirror]

Hm. Maybe not.

[A house of tar and metal and alcohol. ]

I look forward to seeing how this goes for you.

[ Provided he's not on fire. ]

[hasstandards]

And if I don't go, you'll just have to find another way to entertain yourself.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well then you'll still be here. I enjoy these little chats.

[ In that you're unbearably frustrating. HE'LL FIGURE YOU OUT YET ]

[hasstandards]

Could've fooled me.

[Especially with that face of yours, which is equally hard to read. It is a face, right? Does that qualify as a face?]

[notjustinthemirror]

What? I don't look thrilled?

[Stop being so Mask-ist. It's not like he could take it off if he wanted to. ]

Besides, who else is going to talk to you? Other then yourself apparently.

[hasstandards]

There's usually some REDs and BLUs around. Guess I'm the only one left.

[Him and, uh... the other him up there.]

[notjustinthemirror]

A professional assassin and no one to shoot. Except yourself.

[ He tilts his head, thinking. ]

There's something poetic there.

[hasstandards]

S'not like I've never been on my own, you know.

[notjustinthemirror]

I figure you're always on your own, that's why you don't want to go wherever it is your mun is sending you.

[hasstandards]

I'm used to taking care of myself. S'easier.

[notjustinthemirror]

Other people are good to have around. Never know when you might want to use one as a meat shield or drive them insane to see what they do.

Also they tend to run away when terrible things are happening so it's a good indicator of places you don't want to be.

[hasstandards]

I don't need other people.

[notjustinthemirror]

But do you really believe that?

[hasstandards]

Doesn't matter if I believe it, mate. I know it. Survived on my own for years in the Bush.

[notjustinthemirror]

You're not in the bush now.

[He senses that he's getting warmer.]

Are you still just trying to survive?

[hasstandards]

I'm just doin' a job these days.

[notjustinthemirror]

Sounds like you're still just surviving. That's not much of a life.

[hasstandards]

And just what do you consider a life, then?

[notjustinthemirror]

Sommething better than this.

[He gestures around.]

Aren't you humans supposed to be about living life to the fullest? You don't get a whole lot of time to be alive, and you're letting it all slip away. Generally people who do that die full of regret.

And regret makes people miserable and annoying. And then they die in stupid ways like drunk in gutters and getting sucked up by street sweepers.

[hasstandards]

I am living life to the fullest. I've got a great job. Bloody good at it, too. Just because my parents and blokes like you don't get it doesn't mean I don't.

[notjustinthemirror]

[He'll get you eventually. It's just going to take more time than he has patience for.]

Aren't you a little old to care what your parents think?

[hasstandards]

[Good thing Sniper has learned some patience from having to deal with Scout.]

No. They're my parents.

[notjustinthemirror]

Humans are fucking weird.

[Guess he'll just have to pester Scout and your girlfriend and your bff and your rivals. Now it's a challenge. ]

[hasstandards]

[Good luck with that. BLU is just as tight-lipped, Spy can turn invisible, and Scout has his own host of insecurities for you to play with. Pyro, on the other hand, will... probably tell you everything you want to know, all the while squealing about how cute "Mr. Hawk" is.]

Says the bloke wearin' a mask.

[notjustinthemirror]

[Unfortunately Pyro will be his last resort as he is highly flammable. Er well, fortunately for RED, unfortunately for the Demon.]

I'm not wearing it, it's stuck to me. Just like all this other crap.

[He spreads his arms and gestures to his clothing.]

I didn't pick the outfit.