Upon looking at heyfreemagic

[hasstandards]

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

Of course. That's because a bunch of people from places that don't make sense are all stuck together in one location and bringing all their beliefs and ideas with them. And a lot of it doesn't mix together well.

[hasstandards]

It's the same for those games. The cities and whatnot.

[notjustinthemirror]

The one I was in was a school run by demons, taught by zombies, and the staff were penguins.

Who exploded.

[hasstandards]

I assume on account of you.

[notjustinthemirror]

It was all like that before I got there.

I'm just the first one to think of using exploding penguins as projectile weapons.

[hasstandards]

Don't that seem a bit cruel?

[notjustinthemirror]

Fuck if I care.

[hasstandards]

Hn.

[That was an opinion of some sort, apparently.]

[notjustinthemirror]

The hunter cares about cruelty to penguins?

[hasstandards]

S'one thing to hunt game. At least those beasts are dangerous.

[notjustinthemirror]

And it's another to explode something for fun?

[hasstandards]

Yeah.

[notjustinthemirror]

You kill people over gravel.

[hasstandards]

I'm paid to do it.

[notjustinthemirror]

And I enjoy blowing things up.

Or bludgeoning them.

With crowbars.

[They're so uh... similar?]

[hasstandards]

That makes me a man with a profession, and you a bloody whackjob.

[notjustinthemirror]

If you say so.

At least I'm enjoying myself.

[hasstandards]

So long as you don't enjoy yourself around me. Not that there's much to be done about it in a place like this.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'd like to see you stop me.

[hasstandards]

And I'd like for you to bugger off, but we don't always get what we want, now do we?

[notjustinthemirror]

[ He shrugs and disappears. Is he gone? Is he back to being a hallucination? Was he real to begin with? ]

[hasstandards]

[Answers RED doesn't want to know, but he'll ask himself when you turn up again.]