Upon looking at heyfreemagic

[hasstandards]

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

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[ex_haveaplan64]

Th' worst part 'f most 'f them is that we're not allowed t' do our jobs there.

(Priorities, Sniper has them.)

And at least it's not one 'f those "get shagged or doi" places.

[hasstandards]

One of those what?

[ex_haveaplan64]

Wot I said. These muns are obsessed with seeing us do th' nasty with, well, everything that moves, it seems.

Moine, for example, keep saying someday she's going t' arrange for a RED team orgy, and I'm pretty sure she isn't joking.

[hasstandards]

... Er.

[Yep. That's an awkward pause following an awkward answer.]

Right. Guess my mundane could always be worse. I can't say she's ever done any of that.

[ex_haveaplan64]

Lucky you. I guess I should stop telling you horror stories, then, lest yours gets ideas.

(Hilarious, sexy, horrible Ideas.)

[hasstandards]

She's gets plenty on her own, unfortunately.

[ex_haveaplan64]

She's not getting them from me, at any rate.

[hasstandards]

Me either. She and these other sheilas talk, and that's where she gets 'em.