Upon looking at heyfreemagic

[hasstandards]

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

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[hasstandards]

Oi, I already told you that I don't kill people for fun. I'm not some maniac with a gun.

[notjustinthemirror]

My point was if you did, it would be a lesser crime, so your professionalism, is actually worse.

In the eyes of the law.

[hasstandards]

I don't care what the law says, so long as I get the job done.

[notjustinthemirror]

Damn the consequences then?

I like that.

I'm sure you'll still be able to be a contract killer for hire no matter what magic abilities your mun gives you.

[hasstandards]

Not that I need magic to do my job. She'd better not turn me into a bloody werewolf again.

[notjustinthemirror]

Vampires are better, you remember what you do.

[hasstandards]

[He twitches visibly.]

I'm not gonna be a bloody monster.

[notjustinthemirror]

Most people would argue serial killers already are.

[hasstandards]

I'm not a serial killer. I already told you, I'm a bloody assassin!

[notjustinthemirror]

I've trailed a lot of serial killers, you have all the markers.

[His shirt even says Serial Crime Unit on it. He's an expert.]

Of course you also have all the markers of someone who trails serial killers. So make of that what you will.

[hasstandards]

Hn. I was a cop in Paradise, you know.

[notjustinthemirror]

Catch a lot of criminals?

Maybe make some?

[hasstandards]

Wasn't much to catch, honestly.

[notjustinthemirror]

You did a great job keeping me locked up, officer.

[hasstandards]

It wasn't my job to run the bloody place.

[notjustinthemirror]

No. That would be a lot of responsibility. It would require caring about people. Knowing them.

That's not really your thing is it?

[hasstandards]

It wasn't my job to be sociable.

[notjustinthemirror]

It's your job to get paid to kill people. And also arrest people who kill people. Wouldn't you call that a conflict of interet?

[hasstandards]

I'd call it client confidentiality.

[notjustinthemirror]

Clever.

Also eliminating the competition. Sound business strategy.

And now you get to go somewhere and start all over. Very.... entrepreneurial.

[hasstandards]

I've already done that once. I'm not interested in doin' it again.

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think your mundane gives a fuck what you're interested in.

[hasstandards]

[Grunt.]

No. She doesn't. I'm probably gonna have to start all over again anyway.

[notjustinthemirror]

The alternative is staying here in limbo and nothingness.

I'd take the free magic.

[hasstandards]

Least I don't mind some of the blokes here in limbo.

[You aside.]