Upon looking at heyfreemagic

[hasstandards]

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

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[hasstandards]

How's that any different from regular wood and nails?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

Because.

Because of magic and sorcery and untold curses.

[You know.. cuz things. And stuff.]

[hasstandards]

You don't know, do you?

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

[SILENCE THAT IS NOT AT ALL TELLING ABOUT HOW HE HAS NO IDEA HOW THE CARNIVAL WORKS.]

[hasstandards]

[Just going to smirk over here. You come back when you have an explanation, Merasmus. He'll be waiting. He's good at that.]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

BAZARRINGUS EXITAMOS!

[And away he poofs in a swirl of green smoke.]

[hasstandards]

[Couldn't just storm away in a huff like a normal person, could you?]

[a_magicianinviteshimself]

[Oh he's storming away in a huff, just miles away where you can't see him. Imagine his robes swirling and the fish hanging from his belt swinging menacingly. He's going to look up carpentry spells to fix his racetrack. When all you have is a hammer the whole world is made of nails; when all you have is ridiculous spells the whole world is... a magical .. thing. That needs magicking.]