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RED Sniper ([personal profile] hasstandards) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-08-10 02:21 am

Upon looking at [community profile] heyfreemagic

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.
a_magicianinviteshimself: (I have been ANGERED)

[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-15 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yes. That is of course a side effect of spending time in the pits of Hades. Or Japan.

The Japanese underground changes a man.
a_magicianinviteshimself: (Those dishes be YOURS)

[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-16 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
He cannot do dishes let alone take on an entire underground organization. No. Merasmus will deal with this HIMSELF.

Eheh. Heh. Ha.

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[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It is far more difficult than you think to kill a wizard! We are crafty, conniving, FULL OF TRICKS.
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[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-16 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well because it's difficult to kill a wizard.

[Think of all the horrible unending tortures they could inflict on him! Breaking his knees, pulling out his fingernails, forcing him to interact with Soldier for more than 10 minutes at a time.]

Also I may or may not have angered an ancient Sumarian god. My legal counsel tells me not to admit to anything that hasn't been proven.
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[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
er. Ehm.

The uh.. Eldrich depths of ....... NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[Soldier.]
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[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-16 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No, worse luck. He took an entire bottle of my Kill Me Come Back Stronger™ pills.
a_magicianinviteshimself: (Fear the power of READING)

[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-16 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need a trade. I'm a Wizard. It's a noble and well respected position.
a_magicianinviteshimself: (The spectral plane)

[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-17 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It is admittedly more for offense than defense. But I will be on the offensive again soon enough! Once my carnival really gets going then you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE.
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[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
There is no passing in bumper cars. Only bumping. AND ALSO DEATH.
a_magicianinviteshimself: (Soldier you fool!)

[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Which you will collect until you die. One duck is never enough!

[Okay. Even he isn't buying this.]

I may have gotten the bumper car track at a deep discount.

AS DEEP AS THE LOWEST LEVEL OF THE DARKEST HELL.
a_magicianinviteshimself: (Soldier you fool!)

[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-19 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It is surprisingly hard to find maintenance people for a several thousand year old bumper car track.

And I'm short of cash as it is.
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[personal profile] a_magicianinviteshimself 2015-08-20 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? Manual labor is beneath a wizard.

[Also have you seen his arms? Twigs lightly wrapped in skin.]

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