Upon looking at heyfreemagic

[hasstandards]

Magic? Bloody magic.

No. Absolutely not.

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[hasstandards]

No. I'm an assassin.

[notjustinthemirror]

And there's a difference?

[hasstandards]

Yes. I'm a professional. It's a job.

[notjustinthemirror]

Assassin or crazed gunman, at the end of the day the dead people are still dead people. I doubt they care the caliber of person who killed them.

[hasstandards]

The ones who hired me to do it do.

[notjustinthemirror]

They'd probably pay you a lot more if you offed the offending party in a creative way.

[hasstandards]

Being creative isn't being efficient. S'not that I can't make an impressive shot every now and then, though.

[notjustinthemirror]

Two birds with one bullet hmm?

Just as a passing thought, it's more illegal to get paid to kill someone than to just kill someone for fun. If those are the kinds of things you think about.

[hasstandards]

Oi, I already told you that I don't kill people for fun. I'm not some maniac with a gun.

[notjustinthemirror]

My point was if you did, it would be a lesser crime, so your professionalism, is actually worse.

In the eyes of the law.

[hasstandards]

I don't care what the law says, so long as I get the job done.

[notjustinthemirror]

Damn the consequences then?

I like that.

I'm sure you'll still be able to be a contract killer for hire no matter what magic abilities your mun gives you.

[hasstandards]

Not that I need magic to do my job. She'd better not turn me into a bloody werewolf again.

[notjustinthemirror]

Vampires are better, you remember what you do.

[hasstandards]

[He twitches visibly.]

I'm not gonna be a bloody monster.

[notjustinthemirror]

Most people would argue serial killers already are.

[hasstandards]

I'm not a serial killer. I already told you, I'm a bloody assassin!

[notjustinthemirror]

I've trailed a lot of serial killers, you have all the markers.

[His shirt even says Serial Crime Unit on it. He's an expert.]

Of course you also have all the markers of someone who trails serial killers. So make of that what you will.

[hasstandards]

Hn. I was a cop in Paradise, you know.

[notjustinthemirror]

Catch a lot of criminals?

Maybe make some?

[hasstandards]

Wasn't much to catch, honestly.

[notjustinthemirror]

You did a great job keeping me locked up, officer.

[hasstandards]

It wasn't my job to run the bloody place.

[notjustinthemirror]

No. That would be a lot of responsibility. It would require caring about people. Knowing them.

That's not really your thing is it?

[hasstandards]

It wasn't my job to be sociable.