NOT actually pregnant despite popular rumours

[wrench_and_ruffles]

Yes, Mun, it's soooo funny that half the town thinks I got a bun in the oven. Hilarious.

If I didn't know better I'd swear this was what ya were goin' for. Just tossin' plot info out there, ya said. Ya know Luke's mom is here, right? I ain't even met her yet and now this is goin' 'round given everyone notions.

Comments

...couldn't help it

[hairdu]

Rumours can be kinda nasty, huh?

You know, you look awfully familiar.

Best reason to do anything

[wrench_and_ruffles]

It's a right pain.

I do?

I'm glad I'm not alone

[hairdu]

Yeah! Real familiar.

[Give him a few seconds. He'll get there.]

Like this friend I, uh... [have? had? What is the tense requirement when said friend is sucked into another dimension?]

Like a friend of mine.

RP means never having to say you're sorry

[wrench_and_ruffles]

Really? Wouldn't be the strangest thing to ever happen I guess.

this is my life's motto

[hairdu]

Yeah. It's kinda of strange, actually.

You wouldn't be related to anyone named Catalina, would you? She's from Saturn.

Re: this is my life's motto

[wrench_and_ruffles]

Saturn... ain't that one of the planets out by Earth-That-Was?

[chaostic]

Use this as an opportunity for favors. You are with child therefore 'insert carefully placed bribe here'.

[Coaching people on how to manipulate others: Loki Odinson.

He's here all night, folks.]

[wrench_and_ruffles]

That ain't a nice thing to do at all.

[chaostic]

No, but their tendency to spread false tales isn't strictly 'nice' either.

[shrugs]

An eye for an eye.

[wrench_and_ruffles]

Well, they don't mean nothin' by it. They're just all mighty confused 'bout what's goin' on.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

...

Wait what?!

[Always the last to find out everything.]

[wrench_and_ruffles]

I was askin' 'bout the weird stuff goin' on around the ship. People keep decidin' that means I must be pregnant. Even though it's the ship we're talkin' about.