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dear_mun2013-08-18 11:42 pm
attention_wenches) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-18 11:42 pm
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On the complications of having an evil counterpart
Again.
You're doing this again.
Yes, I know, you find it profoundly amusing when I get attacked by my brother's friends. It's all your fault. I honestly don't even blame them for doing it. They know the other me. The one even I don't have any patience for, the histrionic, homicidal coxcomb. And as he's fully in command of illusion magics--which I won't learn for ages yet, by the way--they're reasonably suspicious of me. I suppose it is hard to believe I've never so much as seen Midgard, never mind attempted to take over the ghastly place for some imbecilic reason. Why shouldn't they shoot silly arrows at me or expose me to unpleasant devices? No, your fault entirely, scurrilous wench.
And now you think I should meet the big one. Of course you do. You do realize I'm not... entirely indestructible yet? If a big, green ogre throws me through a tree, it will hurt.
You're doing this again.
Yes, I know, you find it profoundly amusing when I get attacked by my brother's friends. It's all your fault. I honestly don't even blame them for doing it. They know the other me. The one even I don't have any patience for, the histrionic, homicidal coxcomb. And as he's fully in command of illusion magics--which I won't learn for ages yet, by the way--they're reasonably suspicious of me. I suppose it is hard to believe I've never so much as seen Midgard, never mind attempted to take over the ghastly place for some imbecilic reason. Why shouldn't they shoot silly arrows at me or expose me to unpleasant devices? No, your fault entirely, scurrilous wench.
And now you think I should meet the big one. Of course you do. You do realize I'm not... entirely indestructible yet? If a big, green ogre throws me through a tree, it will hurt.