dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

(no subject)

Listen Mun,

I don't know about you, but I don't want to die. In fact, I have a strictly no dying policy here. So this insane plan you have to try and vanquish Rumplestilstkin crossing a Upper Level Demon Vanquish potion, the Source vanquishing spell and the potion to separate a witch's powers? It's crazy. There isn't enough jacklebeet in the world.

You know what's going to happen? I'm going to make this potion, throw it at him and the world is going to explode. And he'll still be there.

And then you know what? He'll kill me.

Try another plan. In fact, try getting some sanity. I hear they have it at the corner store. And pick up some eggs.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[this is a creepy lady with a tail. She's not one to usually offer help for free, but she is vaguely sympathetic to demon banishing issues. Still, the following may not be useful.]

P'raps if yeh give some cony the potion to toss instead, while yeh find a place to hide?

Why yes, that is probably a spectacularly bad idea.

[He looks amused, though.]

Points for effort, though, dearie.

I thought so too. And just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse, I'm agreeing with the not-demon/really tall leprechaun.

Maybe I can get my mun to ditch the plan and just keep hitting you over the head with a frying pan. I could live with that.

Oh, I'm no leprechaun, though that's an interesting guess. There are parallels, come to think of it.

[Except she doesn't know what that means, and he's enjoying not telling her.]

The frying pan isn't likely to do any better for you than the potion, though.

No, but it'd be a lot more fun. Care to hold still while I slice off a chunk of not-leprechaun flesh to see how you do with an upper level demon potion?

And you know what? The moment I get my Book back, you're going down, buddy.

[He rather conveniently stands out of grasping distance-- or cutting distance, for that matter.]

Your book? And what book is that, dearie?

Oh, I think you'll find out about that soon enough.And I will get a piece of your flesh sooner or later. You just watch.

[Apparently two of them could be cagey.]

And I'll look forward to the moment you try. I can't imagine you'll learn much from it, even if you do.

At least I'll learn your blood type. And whether or not you have dry skin. You never know, I could try and vanquish you with demonic moisturizer.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only