bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[nottheshoe]

So....


How's that workin' out for yah?

[nerdylilspidey]

Surprisingly well, actually.

[nottheshoe]

First time I've heard that response.

[Give her a second....]

Have y'tried "Call Me Maybe", yet?


[This kills the muns]

[nerdylilspidey]

[He pauses to consider this for a second.]

...Hmm. I haven't yet, but I'm totally betting it'd work.

[nottheshoe]

[Snrt.]

There's even worse songs out there, y'just gotta dig deep.

But I hear y'on bein' ignored. Mun's been way too tied up in other people's business th'past few months. Hasn't hardly thought of me until juuust recently.

[escarabajo]

Nice pipes, man.

[nerdylilspidey]

What can I say? I've got a gift.

[escarabajo]

[Pfffft.]

I wonder if there's a superhero version of American Idol, or something? You could try out.

[nerdylilspidey]

Well see, that just wouldn't be fair. Voice like mine? Wouldn't even be a contest.

fuck you.

[myownhand]

I suppose that wasn't exactly pleasant, but it was better than any one of my dad's songs. I can tell y'that.

Besides, maybe it's a blessin' bein' locked up. Who knows what your mun has planned for y'otherwise.

i did nothing :3

[nerdylilspidey]

I think there's a compliment in there, and wherever it is, I'm taking it.

And believe me, it kind of is. The problem's just with me being, y'know, restless.

that smile says otherwise

[myownhand]

Well, a man of your fashion sense surely has better things t'do besides sit up in someone's head space.

[....waitforit] So, you're a court jester, right?

[Because spidey.


What even is that thing?]

no idea what you mean by that :3

[nerdylilspidey]

Yep, lots to do when you've got a whole city to pr--

[ ...What?

Uh.]

...Don't court jesters have the hat with the dangly bell things?

[hackrobatic]

[At first, Robin is just wondering what the hell he's doing here.

But then a guy dressed like a spider starts singing, and all he can do is laugh.] Wow, can you get any cornier?

[nerdylilspidey]

I could be doing air-piano.

[hackrobatic]

[... he's so pulling out the cell phone for this. RECORDING NOW.] Please do, I'm sure the internet would love it.

[nerdylilspidey]

[This is the part where he loves his mask.]

Well, I do need some slightly more positive press.

[arach_nerd]

FREEBIRD!

[nerdylilspidey]

[TOTALLY. JAMMING. OUT.

And mangling the song horribly in the process because look at all the frakaktas he gives, they're just falling from the sky.]

IT'S ALWAYS TIMES LIKE THESE!!
WHEN I THINK OF YOU!!!
AND WONDER IF YOU EVER THINK OF ME~~~~~

[darknessiknow]

Perhaps they are simply awaiting to find the correct place to put you.

[States the dark, deep coming from all around..or possibly that mysterious shadow over in the corner.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[laksmclaksca WHOA. WHOA that sure is a voice coming from totally nowhere at all]

WHOA!! Uh-- God?? Is that you??

[darknessiknow]

Hehehehe...

[That laugh sounds like its coming from behind him. Of course isn't actually there. He's busy lazing around in the corner.]

Perhaps, Mr. Parker.

[nerdylilspidey]

[Which makes him whirl around to see if anyone's there-- But of course he sees nothing. Spider-Sense, you are useless.]

"Perhaps." "Perhaps" is reassuring. [No it's not.]

Am-- Am I being tested here?

[olympic_lion]

...Wait, does that actually work? Here, let me try.

A-HEM. Mimimimimimimi, do re mi fa so...

[Deep breath, here we go!]

OBLA DI
OBLA DAH
LIFE GOES ON, BRAH!
LA LA HOW THE LIFE GOES ON

You know, I think you really have something there.

[nerdylilspidey]

If you sing loud enough and long enough, it's just enough to make it work!!

[Spidey's so proud of himself. So proud. :|]