bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[nerdylilspidey]

Um-- Okay, here goes.

I'm asking it.



Are your tests graded on a curve??

[darknessiknow]

[Pff, oh spiderman, if he wasnt an emotionless sociopath then he would laugh for realz.]

I like to think it is more of a learning cliff.

[nerdylilspidey]

[He will bring back a sense of humor by hook or by crook.]

Soooooo we're bungee jumping for grades? That's not too bad, with the bouncing right back up again and all.

[darknessiknow]

No, more like surviving the fall with a rope tied to your waste. If you survive, then I may consider giving you a C minus.

[nerdylilspidey]

Dude, then it should totally be one of those Pass/Fail things. Pass if you live, and, y'know, fail if you... don't.

[darknessiknow]

[There's that laugh coming from all around him again.]

I would give an A for not being in the situation at all.

[nerdylilspidey]

[He pauses, pondering all this for a second.]




... So what am I getting so far?

[darknessiknow]

At most? A D plus.

[nerdylilspidey]

If I do some extra credit and put in the work, can I pull that up to an A?

[darknessiknow]

Only if your detective skills superb.