bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

fuck you.

[myownhand]

I suppose that wasn't exactly pleasant, but it was better than any one of my dad's songs. I can tell y'that.

Besides, maybe it's a blessin' bein' locked up. Who knows what your mun has planned for y'otherwise.

i did nothing :3

[nerdylilspidey]

I think there's a compliment in there, and wherever it is, I'm taking it.

And believe me, it kind of is. The problem's just with me being, y'know, restless.

that smile says otherwise

[myownhand]

Well, a man of your fashion sense surely has better things t'do besides sit up in someone's head space.

[....waitforit] So, you're a court jester, right?

[Because spidey.


What even is that thing?]

no idea what you mean by that :3

[nerdylilspidey]

Yep, lots to do when you've got a whole city to pr--

[ ...What?

Uh.]

...Don't court jesters have the hat with the dangly bell things?

ಠ_ಠ

[myownhand]

Oh come off it, now. Y'have an entire get-up. Surely, it can't be useful for anythin' else besides makin' th'king and princes of a kingdom laugh?

[And princesses. But she likes to pretend she's dignified.


sometimes]

[nerdylilspidey]

[ .... Huh. ]

Close, but no cigar. If I actually made a living out of wearin' these tights? I'd have way fewer issues than I do.

As it stands, my many issues are what drove me into the mask-wearing, crime-fighting lifestyle.

[myownhand]

... [Eyeballing you]

So... where you're from, everyone who fights crime dresses like that?

[...merida is now picturing this. it hurts her brain]

D'y'stop crime by makin' th'criminals die from laughter?

[nerdylilspidey]

The laughter does distract them just long enough for me to throw 'em to the police.

[myownhand]

So... you're not a... "normal" part of crime-fightin' I take it?

[nerdylilspidey]

Define "normal."