bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[hackrobatic]

Just a word of advice? Don't hit on her. KF did, and he wound up getting served. [Of course, Robin would of course love to watch Spider-Man get owned, but not right off the bat. Maybe another time.]

Wait, I've got it. Robotic arms. Detachable ones, too! So anytime you're up against a strong enemy, just pull 'em out and you're set.

[nerdylilspidey]

Oh. Well. This may come as a surprise to you because I'm so, y'know, charming and suave and all. But I promise you I will have absolutely no trouble following that advice at all. [The poor boy doesn't really know how to consciously flirt. He only knows how to joke about it.]

Awesome and tempting as that sounds? I think Doc Ock'd sue me. ...But it does sound awesome. And useful. And awesome.

[hackrobatic]

[He sounds like KF, this is kinda hilarious.] Yeah, a "charming" guy totally sings cheesy songs and talks about doing air-piano. [Whatever you do, Peter. Do not listen to Wally about advice on girls.]

Uhhhh, is he the dude with eight weird robot tentacles? Not really up to date on your baddies, sorry. Just let me know if you want the arms, I should be able to make them. [With a lot of help from Bat-tech.]

[nerdylilspidey]

Yep! That's exactly what they do! Haven't you seen the covers of all those girl magazines? [He's best friends with Johnny Storm. He can handle a little Wally~]

Four tentacles ('cause then four of those, and then his arms and legs, makes eight, hence Octopus! [Dork.]), but that's the one! And hey, no worries. I'm-- actually not up to date on all of yours either. But hey, I will totally keep you posted on the robot arm thing!

[hackrobatic]

Noooot really, to be honest. [But you never get "a little Wally", you get all of him. And that is whelming.]

I was close. But doesn't he think tentacles are a little weird? And don't worry about being caught up. We've got so many bad guys, I might need to start making a list to keep track of them.