bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[nerdylilspidey]

[HIS HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER.] Nah, I'm more of a Tony Stark kinda guy.

Ahhhhhh, that one. I don't know much about her, but uh. Yikes nonetheless.

[nottheshoe]

Tony Stark? Been there, done that.

[Nike stop talking.]

Don't tempt th'mun. She knows y'have a thing for red heads.

[nerdylilspidey]

You and the rest of New York, right? [He sounds amused. Because, well. It's Tony, and that's just how he operates.]

Redhead. One redhead, non-plural. And besides, I'm totally the type to settle down.

[nottheshoe]

Really, Tony's easy mode on th'"Superheroes I've been with" scale. Can't believe y'haven't already bagged him, Spidey. [I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS CONVERSATION.]

I dunno, y'sound a bit hot and bothered by Iron-man. Y'sure y'only got eyes for one?

[nerdylilspidey]

Eh, I'm saving myself for marriage. [Sure you are, Pete.]

Well first of all, Tony's not a redhead. And second, he's totally a freebie.

[nottheshoe]

...Alright so this is officially Super-Hero Bingo.

I kinda wanna see the card for that, not gonna lie.

Tony's in th'middle, of course.

[nerdylilspidey]

I'm pretty sure Tony'd be the Super-Hero Bingo champ.

[nottheshoe]

No way, he'd have to play hardmode. Who hasn't he slept with bingo.

[nerdylilspidey]

Oooh~

Now I've just gotta give him that challenge.

[nottheshoe]

We should call 'im. Batman's got a signal, what's Tony got?

[...] Alcohol?

[nerdylilspidey]

Hot newsreporter lady?

[nottheshoe]

Daddy issues?

[nerdylilspidey]

Science?





Wait, that's me.

[nottheshoe]

[Snrt]

You and ten other super heroes. Take your nerdy boy ego massages somewhere else. We're concentratin' on Tony's issues right now.

[nerdylilspidey]

Okay okay wait wait wait--

Ego shots?

[coconutandmetal]

[ RUDE. ]

[nerdylilspidey]

Oh-- HEY!! The signaling worked!

You heard us, Tony. Sort of Naughty "Who Haven't I Slept With" Superhero Bingo Challenge issued. Go.

[olympic_lion]

Well, now I just feel left out.

[Tsk, Nike, tsk.]