bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[hackrobatic]

You can call me a jerk for saying this, but it's probably for the best your superhero life works out better. We may get ticked off that things go wrong in our regular lives, but we're happy the city stays safe. And I'll talk to BC and see if she'd like to train you.

[He would totally do it, too!] That'd definitely make you more like an actual spider man. Miss M can make more arms, too, and I gotta say, it'd look cool.

[nerdylilspidey]

[He's smiling under the mask.] Agreed. And- seriously, that'd be completely awesome.

[SOB ;w;] Really? I dunno... I think it'd get in the way after a while. And get kinda confusing.

[hackrobatic]

Just a word of advice? Don't hit on her. KF did, and he wound up getting served. [Of course, Robin would of course love to watch Spider-Man get owned, but not right off the bat. Maybe another time.]

Wait, I've got it. Robotic arms. Detachable ones, too! So anytime you're up against a strong enemy, just pull 'em out and you're set.

[nerdylilspidey]

Oh. Well. This may come as a surprise to you because I'm so, y'know, charming and suave and all. But I promise you I will have absolutely no trouble following that advice at all. [The poor boy doesn't really know how to consciously flirt. He only knows how to joke about it.]

Awesome and tempting as that sounds? I think Doc Ock'd sue me. ...But it does sound awesome. And useful. And awesome.

[hackrobatic]

[He sounds like KF, this is kinda hilarious.] Yeah, a "charming" guy totally sings cheesy songs and talks about doing air-piano. [Whatever you do, Peter. Do not listen to Wally about advice on girls.]

Uhhhh, is he the dude with eight weird robot tentacles? Not really up to date on your baddies, sorry. Just let me know if you want the arms, I should be able to make them. [With a lot of help from Bat-tech.]

[nerdylilspidey]

Yep! That's exactly what they do! Haven't you seen the covers of all those girl magazines? [He's best friends with Johnny Storm. He can handle a little Wally~]

Four tentacles ('cause then four of those, and then his arms and legs, makes eight, hence Octopus! [Dork.]), but that's the one! And hey, no worries. I'm-- actually not up to date on all of yours either. But hey, I will totally keep you posted on the robot arm thing!

[hackrobatic]

Noooot really, to be honest. [But you never get "a little Wally", you get all of him. And that is whelming.]

I was close. But doesn't he think tentacles are a little weird? And don't worry about being caught up. We've got so many bad guys, I might need to start making a list to keep track of them.