bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[nerdylilspidey]

Surprisingly well, actually.

[nottheshoe]

First time I've heard that response.

[Give her a second....]

Have y'tried "Call Me Maybe", yet?


[This kills the muns]

[nerdylilspidey]

[He pauses to consider this for a second.]

...Hmm. I haven't yet, but I'm totally betting it'd work.

[nottheshoe]

[Snrt.]

There's even worse songs out there, y'just gotta dig deep.

But I hear y'on bein' ignored. Mun's been way too tied up in other people's business th'past few months. Hasn't hardly thought of me until juuust recently.

[nerdylilspidey]

Ooh yeah, totally forgot about that particular work of musical artistry.

Yeah, mun's been caught up with like, life. Which I get, but man. I'm collecting dust over here!

[nottheshoe]

You think y'got it bad. I was stalled on gettin' action with Bruce Wayne. That was pretty awful. Actually, I'm sure it's a war crime.

[...in her own country.]

[nerdylilspidey]

Uhhh... I'll... take your word for it?

I personally don't know how I'd feel about it if I were in your shoes, but y'know. That's just my personal Y-chromosome talking.

[nottheshoe]

[8|]

Right, how would you feel if you were about to mack on th'girl-- or guy [She don't judge] of your dreams, just t'get th'rug torn out from under you. By a Disney Princess.


[COME ON MAN. COME ON.

SHE IS SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[... Okay hang on. He needs to think about this.

About to go about 10 steps further than ever conceived with MJ and then suddenly--]

Okay. Okay, I'll give you that, but the first time you said it I totally imagined myself being especially friendly with Bruce Wayne and it wasn't working for me. But y'know, that's just me. Girl of my dreams situation, I'm absolutely right there with you.

Also. Which Disney princess are we talking here? Are we going classic, or what?

[nottheshoe]

...Oh come on. Everybody's gotta crush on Bruce Wayne. [LBR SPIDEY.]

And we're talkin' big ball of fire hair Disney Princess. Technically not Disney, but everybody shoves her in th'line up anyway.

[nerdylilspidey]

[HIS HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER.] Nah, I'm more of a Tony Stark kinda guy.

Ahhhhhh, that one. I don't know much about her, but uh. Yikes nonetheless.

[nottheshoe]

Tony Stark? Been there, done that.

[Nike stop talking.]

Don't tempt th'mun. She knows y'have a thing for red heads.

[nerdylilspidey]

You and the rest of New York, right? [He sounds amused. Because, well. It's Tony, and that's just how he operates.]

Redhead. One redhead, non-plural. And besides, I'm totally the type to settle down.

[nottheshoe]

Really, Tony's easy mode on th'"Superheroes I've been with" scale. Can't believe y'haven't already bagged him, Spidey. [I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS CONVERSATION.]

I dunno, y'sound a bit hot and bothered by Iron-man. Y'sure y'only got eyes for one?

[nerdylilspidey]

Eh, I'm saving myself for marriage. [Sure you are, Pete.]

Well first of all, Tony's not a redhead. And second, he's totally a freebie.

[nottheshoe]

...Alright so this is officially Super-Hero Bingo.

I kinda wanna see the card for that, not gonna lie.

Tony's in th'middle, of course.

[nerdylilspidey]

I'm pretty sure Tony'd be the Super-Hero Bingo champ.

[nottheshoe]

No way, he'd have to play hardmode. Who hasn't he slept with bingo.

[nerdylilspidey]

Oooh~

Now I've just gotta give him that challenge.

[nottheshoe]

We should call 'im. Batman's got a signal, what's Tony got?

[...] Alcohol?

[nerdylilspidey]

Hot newsreporter lady?

[nottheshoe]

Daddy issues?

[coconutandmetal]

[ RUDE. ]

[nerdylilspidey]

Oh-- HEY!! The signaling worked!

You heard us, Tony. Sort of Naughty "Who Haven't I Slept With" Superhero Bingo Challenge issued. Go.

[olympic_lion]

Well, now I just feel left out.

[Tsk, Nike, tsk.]