dear_mun | bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

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This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

~~[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]~~

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[Sure, hop over to the DC universe and he'll hook you up.

Robin is totally saving this information for later. "Spidey loves aliens." Man, if only Miss M were here.] Uh, Miss M talked about home a few times, seems like an okay place. And they're shape-shifters, so they can alter pretty much anything about their physical bodies. I'm talking down to the blood cells. [... oh, he's so going to mess with you now.] So really, I could be a Martian. And you wouldn't even know it.

But some of us-- them might have been to Vulcan. I haven't. [SO GONNA TROLL.]

[Yeah sure, let me just. Y'know. Get my universe hopping gear.

Shhhh, he's just such a nerd.]

Shape shifters. Duh. That makes so much sense. I mean they ha--

[Wait. Waaaaaait. He's right. Robin could be an alien and who would even be able to tell.]

... Oh, my God. OhmyGod. Batman's an alien too, isn't he? I mean, you guys are just too cool to be anything from Earth. Now I feel like that's just been staring me in the face and I had no clue until now. It's so obvious.

[No problem, Robin can wait.

You're a bigger nerd than he is on electronics.] Sorry, but that information is classified. The government would get a little mad if I told you.

[He didn't even say which government.] But Batman and I are totally whelming, aren't we?

[Okay. Okay. Here we go-- Get ready- It's happening- It's- ..... Okay wait.

Don't even get him started on tech.]

Am I not an exception to the rule? I mean- If the government's gonna decide to clone me ten billion times, they could at least let me know about the aliens that walk among us. I mean, c'mon. Gimme the one break.

You are. You totally are, it's just plain unfair. I call shenanigans.

[Spidey, you should totally come hang out with Robin and KF. You'd get along famously. Give Robin a moment, he has to think on this.] Okay. But remember, it's a matter of huge importance, so make sure you keep your spidey mouth quiet.

Batman and I are human, I was totally messing with you. [And there you have it :D] I'm more than open for shenanigans. Drop by Gotham City sometime, we'll show you around. Always happy to help a fan. By the way, I'm supposed to show you this for some reason.

[Yes please Spidey would like that. Beautiful friendships. Those are the best things.]

... I totally knew that. [No, I don't think he did.] But I will keep my lips sealed. I'm actually pretty good with secrets. Got a big one of my own, after all.

I-- Seriously?? W-Wow, I- Well, I'd need directions. Or a ride. A ride would be probably be better.

... I think that's. ...Yeah. I think that's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[Robin and Kid Flash could always use more pranksters around.] Of course you did, Spidey-man. Let me take a shot in the dark here and say... your identity?

[Now Robin just gets to brag.] I'll see if we can pick you up in the Batmobile. Where're you from, anyway?

[Meanwhile Robin feels awkward about this.] I've got mixed feelings on it. Mostly because that's my mentor when he's eight.

I was actually thinking more along the lines of "What kind of underwear I've got that works under my tights," but that's one, too.

[He's somewhere between jealous and super excited.] New York. Pick me up anywhere in New York, I'm good.

[He pauses to consider the picture a moment longer........... And his head tilts.] Well. It's less weird for me when I consider the possibility that they're mimicking the other me, and not actually me. ..I guess.

... that's pretty high up on the list of things I didn't need to know. I'm telling you, man, get something a little looser.

[Be jealous, Spidey, they've got their own secret hideout.] All right. Just let me check with Batman. He usually doesn't take it out for pleasure trips. We can race across Gotham to see which is better, your webs or my grappling hook! [Best superhero hang out ever.]

Oh, so you're one of those people who's got like a million of you, too?

[He's smiling under the mask. This whole thing is pretty amusing.] Dude, the things I do during fights and when running around the city? I can't really go much looser.

[Oh, my God, take me to your lair I demand all of the shenanigans within.] Don't call it a pleasure trip when you ask him. Say it's- a favor. Or a, y'know, road trip. Or-- a mission. You guys do that, right? Missions?

Hooboy, you better believe it. Way too many. Most of 'em are older, though. It's a whole thing.

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[Why is he talking to Spider-Man about underwear and superhero costumes.] Have you tried boxers?

[He'll have to clear that with Batman first. Gotta clear everything with Batman.] We do missions all the time. Usually just in Gotham, unless the League calls the Team out for a covert one. I'll see what I can do.

[So much line face over here.] The other versions of me either wear green tights, or a speedo.

[Because it's Spider-Man. Conversations with him always go goofy.] Yeah, but like. It bunches. So there's that.

Can I fake a League call to just you??

......... Speedo. Like. Speedo and then just bare legs?

Go commando? [SHRUG. His suit is made of like the best stretchy fabric money can buy, so he has no issues like this.]

Probably not. I mean, unless you can somehow hack into the system. [...] Which I strongly advise against since I got busted for doing that once.

[SHUDDERS.] Yes. Like that.

One word for ya: Chafing. [Well, see. If Spidey could get a suit made out of whatever you've got, then...]

How about I just wave my arms in the air and yell "HELP ME, ROBIN!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!"?

.... Wow. Yikes. Uh- Good thing you're not that guy.

Well, then I don't know what to tell you. It's not like there's superhero 101 on this. [Talk to Batman, he buys it all.]

Then the League is either going to think you're nuts, or a damsel in distress. And I'd really rather not deal with the teasing from KF on that.

You have no idea how lucky I feel sometimes.

Y'know, a lot of the time, I really wish there was.

I can wear a dress. With frills. Will that help?

I think I can imagine, at least. It's probably how lucky I wish I felt.

You could ask Flash for tips. He's got a costume like yours.

[Spidey, are you serious.] No. I really don't want to have to answer the questions I'll get for that. Especially from Batman.

What, is the superhero thing not going so well?

His isn't Batman endorsed too, is it?

[It's Spidey. It's hard to say.] Too sharp to be fooled by that, huh?

Nah, it's going great. It's more the, y'know, life thing that could be going a whole lot better.

He wears bright red. Does that answer your question? [If it's Batman endorsed, it's not colorful.]

Okay, let's list the number of things wrong with that situation. A superhero dressed as a spider in a dress calling my name. Do you have any idea how much the League would judge me for that.

[Ohhhh, he sympathizes with you there.] Man, I know how that feels. Real life always seems harder than superhero life.

... It does, actually. [He hadn't really thought about it before, but that's totally true.]

Okay okay-- What if we nix the dress and frills and wig and everything and I just- What if I call and say "Gotham City dudes, I need help over in New York and the Ultimates/Avengers are being stubborn as usual"??

Seriously. High school and girls and- everything is just. Gimme a costumed supervillain before any of it.

You two would probably get along. But yeah, you can ask him about costume things.

[Let him think on that for a sec.] Yeah, that could work. But uh, better do it when an actual baddie is in the city. Otherwise Batman'll just glare at you. [You do not want to be a victim of the Batglare.]

Right!? We can take down freaks from other planets, but a stupid history test can beat us! [He's not touching the bit about girls because he got to make out with a magician on New Year's.]

Well, I'm all for making new friends and bonding over costume troubles.

Well, it's New York. I'm sure finding a time when a baddie is actually out and about won't be hard.

[Anything to do with anything about girls, whether it's getting them or dealing with them or whatever, counts as life stuff that needs dealing with.] Or realizing you've got an English essay that's due in 2 hours in the middle of dealing with some guy trying to take over the city, and you haven't even thought about it.

That could be for like half of the League.

Sounds like... basically any other city a superhero lives in.

[Spidey, do you need some help, because Rob is more than willing to.] Or worse, you've got a final project due, and you're in the middle of the desert trying to stop some crazy dude with a death ray! [OR BEAM, HE DOESN'T REMEMBER.] Can't the bad guys ever just calm down for like a week?

I could make friends with a whole league.

Well- Yeah. But, y'know, the point is, I'm sure we'll be under attack soon enough, the Ultimates will be preoccupied, and I'll be in over my head. So.

[Well, if he could get one of the other girls who still like him to go out with someone else....] Or when you're trapped on Psycho Island with no ride home on a Monday morning when it's finals, and you've been there all weekend with no chance to study. Uuuuuugh, that drives me nuts.

Yep! Nice thought, huh? Being pals with the coolest superheroes ever.

Man, that sounds like me. [Except replace "Ultimates" with "didn't bother to wait for the League".] I can totally help you out there.

[Some of the superheroes are still single...] Sometimes I wish time would just stop for one life so we could finish saving the world, and not have to worry about flunking. We go through way too much, and really deserve a little break.

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