bored and restless muse is bored and restless and MEAN

[nerdylilspidey]

This number's for you, mun-gal! Don't thank me; Consider it your reward for keeping me out of trouble.

By. Y'know. Keeping me away from everything ever.

Soooooooo yeah. This is totally a reward. Don't make it weird by questioning it.

[Wait. What--]

Doo da da doo da da doo--
And I need you~

[Seriously?]

Doo da da DOO DA DA DOO!
And I miss you~

Doo da doo doo da do--
And now I won-der~

If I should FALL! Into the sky...
Do you think TIME! Would pass me by, ohhhhh~

'Cause you know I'D WALK A THOUSAND MILES
If I could just... see... yoooou...

TONIGHT~

[Stop punishing me, Spidey. :(]

Comments

[nottheshoe]

So....


How's that workin' out for yah?

[escarabajo]

Nice pipes, man.

[nerdylilspidey]

Surprisingly well, actually.

[nerdylilspidey]

What can I say? I've got a gift.

[nottheshoe]

First time I've heard that response.

[Give her a second....]

Have y'tried "Call Me Maybe", yet?


[This kills the muns]

[escarabajo]

[Pfffft.]

I wonder if there's a superhero version of American Idol, or something? You could try out.

[nerdylilspidey]

[He pauses to consider this for a second.]

...Hmm. I haven't yet, but I'm totally betting it'd work.

[nerdylilspidey]

Well see, that just wouldn't be fair. Voice like mine? Wouldn't even be a contest.

[nottheshoe]

[Snrt.]

There's even worse songs out there, y'just gotta dig deep.

But I hear y'on bein' ignored. Mun's been way too tied up in other people's business th'past few months. Hasn't hardly thought of me until juuust recently.

[escarabajo]

I dunno. I hear Batman's not half bad.

[nerdylilspidey]

Ooh yeah, totally forgot about that particular work of musical artistry.

Yeah, mun's been caught up with like, life. Which I get, but man. I'm collecting dust over here!

[nerdylilspidey]

Seriously??

[nottheshoe]

You think y'got it bad. I was stalled on gettin' action with Bruce Wayne. That was pretty awful. Actually, I'm sure it's a war crime.

[...in her own country.]

[escarabajo]

Seriously.

...I mean, I haven't actually heard him. But that's what they tell me.

[nerdylilspidey]

Ohoooo, MAN. I'd pay big money to hear it.

... If I, y'know. Had big money.

[nerdylilspidey]

Uhhh... I'll... take your word for it?

I personally don't know how I'd feel about it if I were in your shoes, but y'know. That's just my personal Y-chromosome talking.

[nottheshoe]

[8|]

Right, how would you feel if you were about to mack on th'girl-- or guy [She don't judge] of your dreams, just t'get th'rug torn out from under you. By a Disney Princess.


[COME ON MAN. COME ON.

SHE IS SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[... Okay hang on. He needs to think about this.

About to go about 10 steps further than ever conceived with MJ and then suddenly--]

Okay. Okay, I'll give you that, but the first time you said it I totally imagined myself being especially friendly with Bruce Wayne and it wasn't working for me. But y'know, that's just me. Girl of my dreams situation, I'm absolutely right there with you.

Also. Which Disney princess are we talking here? Are we going classic, or what?

[nottheshoe]

...Oh come on. Everybody's gotta crush on Bruce Wayne. [LBR SPIDEY.]

And we're talkin' big ball of fire hair Disney Princess. Technically not Disney, but everybody shoves her in th'line up anyway.

[escarabajo]

Maybe he'll have to beat a musical villain with a Bat-song, or something like that.

[which actually has happened before, so.]

[nerdylilspidey]

[HIS HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER.] Nah, I'm more of a Tony Stark kinda guy.

Ahhhhhh, that one. I don't know much about her, but uh. Yikes nonetheless.

[nottheshoe]

Tony Stark? Been there, done that.

[Nike stop talking.]

Don't tempt th'mun. She knows y'have a thing for red heads.

[nerdylilspidey]

[asnclaksca beautiful clip is beautiful, WTF IS HAPPENING THERE]

.... Musical villain. ...Actually, I can totally see that being a real thing.

Which is perfectly terrifying.

[nerdylilspidey]

You and the rest of New York, right? [He sounds amused. Because, well. It's Tony, and that's just how he operates.]

Redhead. One redhead, non-plural. And besides, I'm totally the type to settle down.

fuck you.

[myownhand]

I suppose that wasn't exactly pleasant, but it was better than any one of my dad's songs. I can tell y'that.

Besides, maybe it's a blessin' bein' locked up. Who knows what your mun has planned for y'otherwise.